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SERVICES IN THE PARISH CHURCH OF ST. JAMES 
SUNDAY 
FIRST SUNDAY 
OF THE MONTH 
FIFTH SUNDAY 
OF THE MONTH 
10.45 a.m. 
11.00 a.m. 
8.00 a.m. 
11.00 a.m. 
8.00 a.m. 
11.00 a.m. 
St.James' Club ("Jimmy's") 
and Creche at the Vicarage 
Parish Communion 
Holy Communion 
Family Service 
Holy Communion 
Mattins 
TEAM VICAR OF DORNEY 
Revd. Colin H. Pontin, 
The Vicarage, 
69a Eton Wick Road, 
Eton Wick, 
Windsor, BERKS., SL4 &NE. 
Tel : (0753) 852268 
CHURCHWARDENS 
Mrs. Mary Baker 
Elm View, 
Marsh Lane, 
Dorney Reach, 
Maidenhead, Berks. 
Tel: (0628) 661435 
Mr. David Pepler 
54, Hag Hill Rise, 
Taplow, 
Maidenhead, 
Berks. 
Tel: (0628) 663593 
To contact the Revd. Colin Pontin either telephone him direct or leave 
a message at Dorney Vicarage, Tel: (0628) 662823 
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ISSUE N0.2/91 
PARISH COUNCIL ELECTION 
MARCH 1991 
The Parish Council Election takes place on the 2nd May 1991 and 
if any candidate wishes to publish an informal election address to 
the voters the editors will be pleased to print it in the April 
edition of this magazine. l\pproximately 200-300 words to be 
submitted by the 16th March. 
OORNF.Y & DISTRICT HORTICULTURAL SOCIETY 
SPRING GARDEN COMPETITION 
The date of the Spring Garden Competition has been changed to Sunday, 
14th April (previously it was 21st April). 
BOTTLE BANK 
Residents of Dorney and Dorney Reach are invited to make use of the 
Bottle Bank situated in the Car Park at the Palmer Arms. 
LENT LUNCHES 
A series of charity lunches will be held during Lent. The charity 
to which the proceeds of the lunch are given is chosen by each hostess. 
Please come along on a Thursday lunch-time between 12 noon and 2 p.m. 
and enjoy lunch, good company and help the chosen charity. 
The venues are:- 
7th March Mary Ba􀮾er, Elm View, Marsh Lane, Dorney 
l4th March Sarah Armstrong, Badgers, Village Road, Dorney 
21st March Eddie Klett, Garden Cottage, Dorney Court, Dorney. 
My apologies to Colin and Rosemary Morton, Dorney Vicarage and Joy 
Richmond for not getting their February lunches into the Parish News. 
Margaret Perryman 
ST. JAMES' CHURCH JUMBLE SALE 
Well done, all those who generously gave their time and goods to the 
Church ,Jumble Sale. It made £392 to ai.d Cancer Research. 
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From Revd. Colin Pontin. March 1991. 
I always look forward to Easter. 
It is a time of new beginnings; Spring flowers, fresh green 
leaves in the hedgerows, the promise of summer days, sunshine and 
holidays. 
Easter eggs remind us of new life and yet at the heart of Easter 
there is a death. On Good Friday we remember a tragedy involving 
the obscenity of a cross, duplicity, expediency, self seeking, 
betrayal and greed. All the human weaknesses on display, which 
appeared to gain the upper hand, and resulted in evil apparently being victorious. 
And yet ... on Easter Day we rejoice in a resurrection; a victory of life over death. 
The lesson is presented afresh each year but seems to have little 
impact .... 
'Christ Died For You' ... the Church proclaims ..... 
'So What!' says the world ... and dismisses Easter with a 
shrug ... 
As another has written 
"Our problems with Good Friday and Easter in part stem from our 
understanding of words. 'Christ died because of you' can clarify 
the issue substantially." 
We all share the human weaknesses displayed in the Easter story. 
The expediency of Pilate, the betrayal of the disciples to save 
their own skins, the greed of Judas. No one is exempt. These 
'sins' resulted in Jesus being sent to the cross; a gross 
injustice if ever there was one. The glorious message of Easter 
however, is that in spite of it all Jesus rose from the dead, and 
instead of seeking vengeance on those who betrayed him, he 
offered forgiveness and love, and the opportunity to share his 
life which is not bounded by the limitations of human fraility or 
death. 
As we look out on our troubled world we need to ask ourselves why 
things are as they are. It is easy to blame the Politicians, 
Saddam Hussein, Religious leaders, or others. In fact the seeds of the problems lie in each of us. If we had been around at the 
first Easter would things have been different? 
On Good Friday Christ died OUR death, and now offers us HIS life. 
Far from being irrelevant this is the most important news there 
is. Don't let us forget it or just use Easter as an excuse for a 
holiday. We need to say 'Thank You' to God and mean it, and take 
up his offer of new life, which can be ours for the asking! 
A very happy and blessed Easter to you all. 
Colin. 
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ST.JAMES THE LESS, DORNEY. 
YOU ARE WARMLY INVITED TO JOIN 
US FOR THE EASTER SERVICES .. 
PALM SUNDAY 24th.HARCH . . 
11.00am. Parish Communion. 
HAUNDY THURSDAY 28th BARCH. 
B.OOpm.Holy Communion.(The church will 
remain open after the service until 
10.00pm for prayer and meditation.) 
GOOD FRIDAY. 29th BARCH. 
10.00am. Family Service. 
10.45am. Service of meditation & 
worship. 
EASTER DAY - SUNDAY 31st MARCH. 
8 . 00am. Holy Communion 
11. 00am.Parish Communion. 
A VERY HAPPY EASTER TO YOU ALL. 
Advance notices . . • • • 
ANNUAL PAROCHIAL CHURCH MEETING. 
The annual meeting is to be held this year at 
8.00pm. WEDNESDAY 10th APRIL 
In the Eton Dorney Centre, The Old Vicarage, Dorney. 
During this meeting we review the year that is past and receive 
various reports from those involved in different aspects of the 
life of our church. We also elect Churchwardens and Parochial 
Church Councillors for the coming year. 
All parishioners are welcome to attend this meeting although only 
those whose names are on the Electoral Roll of the church are 
entitled to vote. If you would like your name to be added to the 
electo.ral roll, forms are available in Church. These should be 
completed without delay and returned to the Electoral Roll 
Officer, Mrs.Jill Palmer, Dorney Court. 
Please come if you are free, you will be very welcome. 
CONFIRMATION. 
A service of Confirmation for the Riverside Team will take place 
this year on Sunday 7th July. 
If you are interested in being Confirmed or would like to discuss 
it, will you please contact me as soon as possible, as 
Confirmation classes will be starting shortly after Easter. 
Colin. 
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17th March 
11. 00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy ' s 
Cleaning 
24th March 
11 . 00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy ' s 
Cleaning 
28th March 
8 p.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Cleaning 
29th March 
10.00 a.m. 
10. 4 5 a.m. 
Sidesman 
31st March 
8.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
ll. 00 a.m . 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jtmmy ' s 
Flowers 
7th April 
8 . 00 a.m. 
11.00 a.m. 
sidesman 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy " s 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
ST. JAMES DUTY ROSTER 
LENT 5 
Parish communion 
Mr. King John 12 v 20-32 
Mrs. Hayton Colossians 2 v 8-15 
Mrs. Harpur and Mrs. Ames 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs. Belcher and Mrs. Neal 
Palm Sunday 
Parish Communion 
Mr . Dollimore Matthew 21 v 1-13 
Mrs. Pepler I Cor. 1 v 18-25 
Mrs. Perryman and Mrs. Smith 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs. Armstrong 
Maundy Thursday 
Parish Communion 
Mrs. Ames John 13 v 1-15 
From Eton Wick l Car. 11 v 23-29 
Mrs. Eastgate and Mrs. Jones 
Good Friday 
Family Service 
service of Meditation & Worship 
Mr. Hayton 
Easter Day 
Holy Communion 
Mr. Eastgate 
Parish Commul'l.-i:on 
Mr. Pepler John 20 v l-10 
Mrs. Parker I Car. 5 v 12-20 
Mrs. Richmond & Kristina 
At the Vicarage 
All ladies 
EASTER I 
Holy Communion 
Family Servi<i::e 
Mr. Grenfell Readings to be advised 
Mrs. Parker and Mrs . Butcher 
All in church 
Mrs. Evans and Mrs. Westendocp 
Mrs . Stopford 
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14th Apri l 
l l . 00 a . m . 
S idesman 
First Reader 
coffee 
Creche and J immy ' s 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
ST. JAMES DUTY ROSTER 
EASTER 2 
Parish Communion 
Mrs . Dyson Luke 24 v 13-35 
Mrs . Handy Rev . 1 9 v 6-9 
Mrs. Morrow and Mrs . Westendorp 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs . Street 
Mrs . Smith 
NATURE NOTES - JANUARY/FEBRUARY 1991 
Rooks are now coming to take food from our bird table and their 
antics are very amusing . Many of them w i l l s i t along a fence 
with serious mien resembling business executives at a conference . 
Another favourite perch is a TV aer ial where squabbl ing and 
j􀆥ckeying f􀆥r pos ition inevitably 􀙷akes place . There are many 
F1eldfares 1n the meadows surrounding Dorney village and large 
numbers of Long Tailed Tits are frequently seen . They keep to 
small groups and flit so quickly from bush to bush that one merely 
sees a blur of wings . It is easier to follow them by the ir 
squeaky but attractive cal ls to each other . 
This year we have paid for the last two mild winters . The snow 
gives the countryside a beauty of its own however inconvenient we 
may find it in other respect s. 
Large flocks of Re8wings arrived but did not seem to mix with the 
groups of Fieldfares . 
The Yellow Wagtai l has been seen again in Harcourt Road , Pied 
Wagtails are much bolder in cold weather and come into gardens 
seeking food . One visits us regularly . The adult birds have a 
black cap but last year ' s brood have a grey cap . The .White Wagtail 
which arrives from the continent is similar but with sl ight 
variations in the black and white colour ing . 
The eme rald green parakeets which were frequently seen around 
Boveney have now appeared in Dorney Reach . I hope they survive the 
severe weather. 
It would be expecting too much to see many flowers in bloom. The 
Oxford Ragwort struggles bravely to produce its bright ye llow flowers 
which manage to push through the snow and where snow has mel ted the 
carpets of chickweed are an attractive bright green . 
LOIS PARKER 
DORNEY BABY-SITTING CLUB 
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LEITER FROM ADRIAN CXJITERill. 9th February 1991. 
Dear Colin and all at St. James' , Dorney, 
Life in Blackheath is very quiet and white with about 8" of snow on the 
ground. The new term began on the 6th January and we have had the 
lectures as usual and two special courses, including Political Awareness 
week and last week was concerned with Urban Studies. This was linked 
with the placements we all had in the North of England. You may 
remember that I was at St. Mary's O,urch, Handsworth, Sheffield. 
This term is important for me as I am being assessed by external people 
who view all of the work done thus far, along with the reports which I 
have written and the ones written about me by tutors and my Placement 
Supervisor. Your prayers will be appreciated between 18th - 20th March 
1991. This process seeks to ensure that I am suitable to continue, and 
that there are signs of growth within me. 
As part of the course we are having a day each week spent in a practical 
situation, to gain insights and experience, I am attached to a s􀯃ool 
for people with ' learning difficulties'. The school is in Greenwich, 
which is within walking distance, across the Park, and is a school for 
people with mental and some combined with physical handicaps. I have 
attended the school twice and I enjoy the contact and challenge of 
meeting the teenage folk and their teachers. This is appropriate to my 
special area of study concerning the Oiurch' s relationship with learning 
difficulties. I will be attached to this school between January and 
June this year. 
Hilary and Peter are enjoying each others company and Peter is beginning to sleep through the nights, which is a great relief. He is now six 
months old sitting up well, with his first tooth through. He is a very 
busy littl􀯄 boy and loves constant stimulation. Hilary is still prone 
to many of the viruses which are around, as a result of M.E. Syndrome. 
She is much better than in 1988, when she was ill through the year, but 
your prayers will be much appreciated as she works with Peter and looks 
after our home. 
With the whole College moving to Sheffield in November, we have heard 
that our house is to be sold as part of the College site. As a result, 
we will be moving to Sheffield as a family during November. We had the 
option of moving house within London, so that I would travel to 
Sheffield for the College programme four days per week. Instead we 
will be in rented accornnodation for about seven months before the end of 
the Course and then I should be commissioned to my first post which is 
likely to 'involve another move. This period will be a moving but 
unsettling experience. 
I will be preaching in College on Thursday, 28th February .in the Chapel 
at the Evening Communion Service at 5.00 p.m. This is part of the 
assessable work and is recorded on video tape. Again please pray that 
I will be calm 1and confident to preach with the assurance of the Holy 
Spirit to guide my words. Thank you for all your love and support. 
With love and prayer for you all. 
Adrian Cotterill 
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br inu1ng you the 
l at es t news dnd v 1 uws 
WHO WILL CARRY THE BANNER ? 
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:Jpt:!C 1 d l Corr 􀯆􀯇pc,nLhin t 
Tlw annual PAIUSH MEETJNG wi l l tak., p l ace on Wt::clne,stl.;y 20Ll1 
Mar,:h. The current development proposa l s , which w,:.1Jltl make the 
Par i sh a good μ l ace NOT to be for some, t i mo, to c,:,n,e,, wi l l lie 
ful l y exp l ained. A11y one of these (Rowing french, Gravel Pi t , • 
􀯈 l ood Rel ief Scheme) i s guarantele'd t c, i 11fl ict upon us no1 s.e1 
dust , mud and in,:reased t r a f r i c and dep, oss"d pr·oper ty 
val u,s,s - fc,r tl,.., next fiv., to te11 yt•an,, with l it t l e or nc, 
bene f i t to Dorney or i t s residents. So 􀀷ome a l o,1u dnd n,ake 
your opposi t i c,n heard. The Par i sh LQL111c i l does not , at 
pYesent , c•pp,:,se the Flood Rel i e f C.hannul , but is thor oughl y 
r evJewing the i mpl ic.at i ons o f a l l these sc􀯉1􀯊mes; ho1,,,1evpr the-i 
P.C. can i:,peYat􀯋 e f fe..: t 1 v􀯌ly on ly 1..J1 th your a,.: t i ve suppor t 
and encouragement. Remember , the r el evant pl a11n1ng decisions 
wi l l be made by remote B•J•: ks C. C who may hardly know that 
Dorney exi sts. ACT NOW OR IT MAY BC TOO LATE ! 1 ! ! ! 
NO NOISE IS GOOD NO ISE 
Dor11ey Vi 1 1 age Hdl l Cornm1 t tei, has nc,w r ,;,,:ei vted 1·e11t·'lctl ,:, f the 
Licence fcir Musi..: a1,d Dan,: tng, wh i c h •..Jt..1':l opp•..J􀯍ed Uy .,.\ few 
r es1derits of Meadow Way. Operat i on of the llal l is v1 t.d to the 
,..:1 .. Jmmuni ty, and l et teYs of supp,.Jr t •..,1er·e f'"tf,:t􀯎ived tri::11n our 
D1s.l.r i c t tX•Ltnci l l c,r ,md our P. C. Chai rm.1n. flit• mau, prol,lem 
St,?􀯏ms t,.:, Llt!' 1h.:i1 se; the ,:,.:,mm1 t t eH have d<Jt t?ed L,:i d,.;,,1ble ul az:•? 
tor block up) tl111 East. wi1 1<Jows, and to cont 1 1 1ue- the oper c1t i on 
of the noise l i mi t i ng deiice. The committee wi l l also 􀯐o-opt 
any iol unteer r eprehentati ve o f the object.c,rs onto t he 
committee, so that prob lems can be py,..,mptly deal L w 1 t l1. The 
Commit tee wi l l be seeking some new faces at th,s,ir May A.G.M; 
m,,st importani; l y a new SC!o:retary w1 l l be requ oe , ell , and 
c.,r garnst•r s fc,r the p<..•pul ar Dances􀯑 
NOT VERY APPEALING 
Uor11ey F'.C. wi l l noL now o1ppeal aga11is,t. tl,􀯒• r·J c,r,1 1 1 1,g 
per m1ssi,:,n fo..- the Oorney CcH..1Y L P l a1 1 I.. Lt?n l. r e ; y•JLI may have􀯓 
r ead that μroft:!!>s1011al adv1 ce ,,.,,, l1ei t1\J so11ght , but 
un f,:,rtunately the wrong quest i ,.,11s wey i, asl..,􀯔d, as .􀯕 resu l t o f 
whi (..h a r e1:,ignc.iti Ctn was of fer t·d t 􀯖􀯗st 􀯘.u111mer the l 'arL sl1 
Counc i l c,:u,sider-ed oppos i t i on t,., t h i s IJrt?en ljul t t..h:􀯙vel opnuint 
to be iery important , but , now, no support 1 10w co11ld be found 
for th1> mot i Qn that the r ight. quust ions be put ; hovever , i t 
must bt!- said that re􀯚,1dent.s have t,hc,wn I••􀯛• g1 t.--'itt co11, t:•r n dbc-,ut 
this mat t er , e i t her .. 
COLLEGE SEEKS A WINDFALL 
Eton Col l ege have fai l ed to get the Rowing l r e,nch S1Le into 
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p,::,s,-, i b l e al \;l:'Y nd.ti vE-1 •E.i te. fh,1􀙍:,•􀃿 a l t 􀙎ynat i ve si b!•.; "-Ji l l btc' 
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unl i kely t,.;, 111ovt> .a11y a l t E•rn,.'\l; i. vl? 􀙖;i t e i 11t..:, tfnc! p l d1 1 pr,:,p,􀃿, . 
Uncun f i Y mt?d r eports say that the L:(,l l eg8 wi l .l ;,4;_1ek pl c1nrii r1g 
permiss1un t,:,y t h i s di.sl;urbi 11u l.:il''='f=-11 Bel t devel ,:,pon.:1 ·t clLn i nlJ 
F ebt"uar y , ai lhou9h i t has nc,t 1'1,.11::l tht·.! cc,ur t P􀙗,y t ( , r ep l y t u a 
pol 1 te t􀙘nqui r y from the Par i •c;h (:,􀙙•uric L l 
PRESERVATION SOCIETY IN FAVOLIR OF GRAVEL EXTRACTION ??? 
Despl l:I..! 111.-:1.·.;',l Ye threat,,, t,:;, our 1 ,_,.􀆣,-11 ,?11vi r ,. .1 1111en t , vtc1ry l i t t l f..! 
has LiPen la•<1r d ,:,f DADPI\CS of l ate. 1-k.,peful l y t l n􀙚y wi l l li+:­ 
,-epre,;l.!nted ,tt the Par i sh Meut i ny ,.:,n -.,.:oth Marc h , when they 
wi l l , perhaps, scotch the rumour that they have succumbed to 
the bldndi shrnents of Et•.)11 Col l eye an,t 􀙛l'e a,,: l;11al l y in ,_.. f c1v•.:.ur. 
,:,f thi=! F<:ow1ny l l" en,.:h and U1E: a􀙜,􀙝.,:,c i .:.ttE·d liund!"ell􀙞, o f Ll.:::1 1 l y 
movements of yra.vel l or r 1 e5 1 n t he Pal' i sh . 
I F AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED 
I\ n:.,que􀙟;t t,:,t" ,\ f,:.,:,l;1h1y betY􀙠..!en lk,rney 1􀙡:1!ach ,11uJ tht: V i l l ,􀙢ge, 
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,und􀙣, ,:,,f l ;v k of 
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l1e•tYet::an -Lh;,,,•;u 􀙦•(• 1 n t <; be,:ause ..:,f t r a f f i , clanyP1 ,:_,I; Lh,_• num1c•r c,us 
b l i nd bends anll, o f t ,?11 , the road i s i mp..!􀙧;sabl ,.: t,_ , μedus t r i. ,,ns 
due to the l akE' out􀙨.ide the Thames Water E:􀙩 t r w._t i ,:,11 f i el d . 
With the ,;et" t<'\inty ,:,f in,:r eased tt" a.ft1,:: g,.;,1ng tu the Pl ant 
Cent re arid U,e p,_,,_,􀙪 .. ibi lity of gr avel lorril• S t<..ll,i11g Lili<:::, roAd , 
perhap,, the I'' . (. ,:oul d puY sue t h i s fur ther . 
HOW ABOUT YOU f-·ar i sh and D i =-t r i ,:_-L Counc i l s wi ) l be E!l ec t b'd on --􀙫1 1d May 1'-':J l . 
We alre,,dy k11,.:,w that we st1a ll r-eq uire <-l new Distr-i,:t 
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,:,::,11'_;1dEc>r 11u t t , 11'J your oYn n,1me f,Jf"Wat·(j 
l.Je i.>ttl1nu t t 􀙮Jd in t>L<r l y Apr i l , n11d t.h 1 '-'i 
dlly μ r •􀙯 • t 1 l •!•,/man i f,-.,, •• 􀙰,_;,s •.,ubnn t t ed by 
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THE PARISH PUMP 
Notes on a meeting of the Parish Council 
held in February 1991 
l. Mr. Charles Coish was welcomed at his first meeting as co-opted 
Counci llor. 
2. Details have been received regarding the timetable of the inquiry 
into the Minerals Subject Plan. At the end of April there will be 
the initial 1nquiry determining procedure, administration and l􀯁gality. 
The Parish Council will have its comments and objections ready before 
that date􀯂 In May the Inspector will visit sites in South Bucks, both 
those in the plan and alternatives, and receive specific objections. 
In June the Inquiry will consider sites in North Bucks. 
3. Accounts for payment include £12 subscription to the CPRE, £ 30 
mowing and £68 Clerk ' s salary. 
4. Planning: S/91/0027/FF 
Dorney Reach Road, was felt 
ad joining property. 
The proposed 2-storey extension at Melrose, 
to pose a possible adverse effect on the 
Appeal against development at Dorney court. Because of lack of 
information it was decided not to proceed with an appeal against this 
permission. 
5. Skips: The skips will next appear as follows:- 
Village Road/cattle grid 22nd April - 6th May 
T.,ake End Road 22nd April - 6th May 
Harcourt Road/Meadow way 22nd April 6th May 
Oak Stubbs Lane/Marsh Lane 29th Apri:1 - 6th May 
Marsh Lane ( SEB Station) 22nd April - 6th May 
6. There will be a general spring-clean of the Parish on the 
27th-28th April. 
7 . Road Safety: The appropriate authorities are being notified of 
the dangerous bend from Boveney Common Road to Lock Path. 
8. FLOOD ALLEVIATION SCHEME 
The planning application in all its weighty details has now been 
received. It will involve the Parish Council and all interested parties 
in quite a heavy work load; planning the campaign, receiving the 
opinions of as many people as possible, with particular attention to 
the problems of those residents most nearly affected as well as the 
Parish as a whole. To this end , working parties are being set up. 
At this point may we remind you of the ANNUAL PARISH MEETING on the 
20th MARCH at which this topic will figure most prominently. The NRA 
will be asked to send a representative to explain the plan and answer 
your quest ions. The Miner a ls subject Plan and the.,Rowing Trench will 
also be on the agenda, so do make an effort to attend. - The urgency 
of the situation has prompted the Parish Council to cancel the coffee 
break ! 

DORNEY WOMENS INSTITUTE FEBRUARY 
Understandably, due to wintry weather conditions and illness, 
attendance this month was minimal , but, nevertheless, an 
enjoyable meeting was held. 
Due, also, to the bad weather conditions it was decided to 
postpone the coffee morning originally arranged for the 19th 
February, and this is now being held on the 5th March - 10 a.m. 
to 12 noon at the home of Mrs. Street. A sponsored Knit-In 
in aid of the Rheumatism 􀮿nd Arthritic Council, is to be held at 
the home of Mrs. Allen on the 11th April at 2.p.m. 
Mrs. Allen announced the very welcome news that Mrs. Chase was 
making a good recovery after an operation, and all members were 
delighted to hear she was hoping to be attending meetings again 
in the near future. 
Two items of interest in the Newsletter concerned the Art Group. 
One was an Art Day on the 20th March at Hazell ' s Hall, Aylesbury, 
where there will be an exhibition of members ' paintings with 
criticisms given by Bryan THa􀯀cher, the water-colour artist. Dinah 
Reynolds wil l also be giving a talk, with slides, on the History 
and . Treasures of the Ashmolean Museum in Oxford . The other item 
was a visit to the Ashmolean Museum in Oxford on the 15th May. 
A Group Meeting is being held at George Green on the 22nd March 
at 7 p . m. and a good attendance from Dorney w.r. would be appreciated , 
Our Speaker this month, Mr. D. Craton, is a Narrow Boat Artist, 
and he gave a most interesting talk, with accompanying slides, on 
Narrow Boats and. Their Decorating. But the most fascinating part 
was his demonstration of the paintings he does on the boats, and he 
painted a beautiful motif of flowers and leaves, a real work of art. 
The Speaker next month is Janet Kent on Thames Water. 
The Competition will be a small spring flower arrangement. 
Thursday 14th March 
Wednesday 20th March 
Friday 5th April 
Wednesday 10th April 
Sunday 14th April 
Sunday 12th May 
Sunday 7th July 
Sunday 21st July 
Saturday 27th July 
Saturday 7th September 
Saturday 28th September 
Sunday 6th October 
Friday 18th October 
Friday 1 5th November 
1992 
Saturday 18th January 
DIARY OF EVENTS 
Whist Club, Village Hall, 8 p.m. 
Annual Parish Meeting, Village Hall, 8 p . m. 
DDHS Cheese and Wine Evening 
Annual Parochial Church Council Meeting 8 p. m . 
DDHS Spring Garden competition 
DDHS Bring and Buy Sale 
Village Happening 
DDHS Summer Garden Competition 
DDHS Barbecue 
DDHS Annua l Show 
DDHS Harvest Supper 
DDHS Autumn Bring and Buy Sale 
DDHS Cheese and Wine Evening 
OOHS Annual General Meeting 
DDHS Winter Dance 
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The Vicarage. 

THE STORY OF A SCHOOL - PART XXIV 
With reference to the mystery of the "panatrope" which Mr. 
Glov;r and his 􀐙artner used to bring to the old Village Hall to 
prov1.de enterta1.nment, nobody has yet come forward to enlighten 
me as to what it was. The definition given by the Concise 
Oxford Dictionary ls "electrical apparatus for reproduction of 
􀐚ramaphone records through a loudspeaker." By the late 1930 1 s 
1. t had been superseded by the radiogram and amplifier and we 
r;ad that Socials and Dances were being organized in the hall 
w1.th the help of Mr. Jack Quarterman and his amplifying 
equ i_pment. 
In 1939 ·Miss Bennett went on a Red Cross Course and on 14th 
July she enrolled 17 children between the ages of 8 and 15 
years in her Red Cross Link. The entry in the Log Book for 18th 
September reads as follows:- 
"School re-opens today after two weeks' extra closure for 
evacuation purposes. Three schools are visiting Dorney. Work 
has been arranged so that Dorney School works in the morning 
together with St. Michael's, Westminster, and Lowther School, 
Barnes, and Redcoat School of Stepney work together in the 
afternoon, Sessions are 9.00 to 12.30 and 1.00 to 4.30. 
Timetables and the general routine have been adapted to suit 
the new requirements. There are 54 children evacuated under the 
School Scheme and 14 who are privately evacuated or came with 
their mothers making 68 children in all extra to Dorney 
School." Full time schooling was in operation again by 5th 
January, 1940. The Village Hall was used as an extra schoolroom 
for all the Infants and Lower Juniors with Miss King a 
London teacher, in charge. Miss Bennett was in charge of 􀐛11 
the Upper Juniors and the Seniors who were taught in the 
School. During all this time the Dorney teachers and the London 
teachers took their holiday entitlement on a rota basis. Of 
this period Miss Bennett writes in her Memoirs:- 
DORNEY IN WARTIME. 
"From 1930 to 1938 the new Village Hall was used regularly for 
many activities. Then the threat of war brought many 
alterations. Stores of beds, blankets and food arrived and 
preparations for receiving evacuees began. 
Luckily there 􀐜as a year of false hope of peace, but in August, 
1939, everyth1.ng started again. I cut short my holiday in 
Bournemouth and helped to get ready for the London children. 
The. first batch arrived on September 1st, fearful and 
bewildered. They were soon handed over to their hostesses and 
we waited for more. This group consisted of 12 expectant 
mothers, all rather impudent and difficult, but at last they 
were settled. Our last lot arrived just after war had been 
declared. Through a mix-up at Windsor we received about ten 
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teachers, helpers and children from different parts of 
London.Many of them remained with us to the end of the war. 
A heavy battery had been placed on the Common. Trenches were 
dug and barbed-wire surrounded the camp. We soon became used to 
the soldiers and provided social entertainment for them in the 
Village Hall once a week. The R.A.F. had a place in Dorney, for 
they manned a decoy station on the Boveney Road. 
Shelters in brick were provided at various points in the 
village. In spite of falling shells, shrapnel and "Jitter Bugs" 
we came through safely. We used our spare time to collect over 
two tons of waste paper as well as tins and other useful scrap 
material. 
Many of our men joined the Forces and several were killed in 
action. 
From time to time Dorney has had many well-known people staying 
for short periods in its quiet, peaceful surroundings and of 
course quite a few came to Dorney during the War. They found it 
convenient to get to work in London, while it was safer for 
their families and more restful than living in the city. 
Miss Marie Lohr and her mother were at Half Way Cottage when I 
first came to Dorney. Mr. David Niven lived for several months 
at Flaxford. Mr. and Mrs. Hugh Williams, the parents of Simon 
Williams, were at Dorney House where Simon was born. Mr. Wilfred 
Hyde-White lived at Priors Fowey. Next door lived Lambert 
Williamson, the composer and arranger of many film and 
television musical scores including "Genevieve." His wife. Con, 
was very active in the community and later became the W.V.S. 
Centre Organizer. Stanelli, the band-leaderJ lived for some 
time in the Flint Cottage in Court Lane. 
Mr. and Mrs. Eaton were often away from Hither Dimmings, and 
their house was occupied by many well-known actresses, 
including Gertrude Lawrence, who came there to rest when her 
health was failing. Across the road Elspeth Marsh lived for 
some time. 
Miss Cundell, the well-known artist, built Further Dimmings, 
and while there many inhabitants acted as her models, and their 
pictures are still to be seen in London galleries as well as in 
America. Miss Cundell worked strenuously as an ambulance 
driver, and died in Dorney soon after the War. Later the house 
was occupied by Elga Morell, the novelist." 
It was during the war years that the Dorney Concert Party was 
started by Mrs. Olive Stacey and her husband Roger, ably 
supported by Ivy and Fred Noble, Mrs. Back and Mary. 
Len Eastgate To be continued. 
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ISSUE NO, I /91 FEBRUARY 1991 
EDITORIAL 
Sorting through some old books recently I came across a child1 s potted history 
of Alfred the Great and perhaps because I have been retired, or semi-retired, 
for a while now, the circumstances surrounding the legend of the burnt cakes 
suddenly became clear. This culinary mishap, mistakenly attributed to the 
period when he was in hiding on the lake island of Athelney, did not in fact 
occur until much later in Alfred's reign. 
It is not customary for a king to retire but when he was 45 {a goodly age in 
those times, when a life1 s span was measured in decades rather than scores) 
Alfred determined to start winding-down and to assume a more leisured life. 
For years he had been inarching around the countryside at the head of his army 
fighting-off the Danes, or down at the coast earning his reputation as father of 
the English navy. Now there was peace and he looked forward to spending his 
days at home in the company of his wife Edburga. 
When he told her of his intention she murmured "Lovely, darling1' but to an 
intimate friend she confided 1 1I1m just dreading the thought of him being at 
home all day. After all, I have my own friends and social activities, and when 
at home I do like to have 􀇡 time to myself, 11 A Mercian princess and 
nobody1 s skivvy, Edburga had been more than happy that her husband had been 
away on business for much of their married life. 1 1 What are you going to do 
Alfie? " she asked, "What are your plans? 1 1 
The king was rather taken aback at this, for the whole appeal of his new life 
was that he did not have to plan anything, He would perhaps arise from the 
royal bed a little later in the morning and do, or not do, as the mood took him. 
He found that his new lifestyle pleased him greatly; and he did not shed all sense 
of responsibility. If there was any little job to be done he would tackle it when 
appropriate. He would tend the kitchen garden, daub the wattle where the walls 
had flaked, fill the mattress with fresh straw, in fact all the normal tasks that 
a devoted husband turns his hand to, And, in due season, he would laze in the 
sun or swim in the local river, take leisurely walks through the surrounding 
countryside or swap reminiscences with cronies over a horn or two of mead, 
He particularly enjoyed the frequent visits of the strolling players and tried to 
persuade Edburga to attend their performances ·with him. She however was 
reluctant, for she considered the plays riddled with the same twin scourges 
that, according to some critics. plague present-day TV, namely, too much 
Saxon violence. 
Despite these activities and the occasional hours taken up by the affairs of his 
kingdom, Alfred was spending most of his time about the house and although he 
found his days very relaxing he couldn't help noticing a certain tenseness and 
irritability in Edburga, although to be truthful he saw little of heT, for she 
seamed to have taken-up many more outside pastimes, However, during the 
time they spent together she seemed to be becoming rather critical. "I hope 
you are not intending to vegetate for the rest of your life, 1 1 she said one day. 
"You simply must find something more fulfilling. It would be nice to come back 
to a cooked meal sometimes, rather than me having to turn-to when I get home . " 
And this of course set in motion events that terminated in the burnt cakes. 
( continued over) 
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Alfred enjoyed good food as much as the next man but he had little enthusiasm 
and no ambition to compete in the mysteries of the kitchen. He considered 
that area to be completely in his wife's domain but, being no fool, he 
recognized that a gesture must be made if their marriage was to be saved, 
As luck would have it, that very week, Inga, a lady of great social conscience 
and famed throughout Wessex for her pot- roast, started a beginners1 cookery 
class at the local day-centre, Alfred signed on. 
Edburga was overjoyed and spent the day of his first class dreaming of the 
delights of a live-in chef. She found herself breaking in to involuntary choruses 
of 1 There is nothing like a Dane - ish pastry1 (a parody of one of their old 
adversary's more boastful songs). 
Alfred meanwhile found his hopes of returning home with a roasted suckingpig 
dashed, for the day1 s recipe was oat cakes, The class was very dull 
indeed and when Inga sent him to the outside fire to watch over the baking, 
he went in to a complete reverie, lost in thoughts of old times, old battles 
and old companions. 
My book tells me that His Majesty was scolded when the cakes were burnt, 
but it is a child1 s history and therefore expurgated. When the king reached 
home with his tray of semi-cinders, Edburga's tongue was scathing rather 
than scolding and that night Allred slept in the spare bedchamber, 
The next morning he took stock of his situation. 1 'Am I not the king and a 
great warrior; a man of learning and a Latin scholar? And am I to be 
remembered only as a bad cook? 1 1 He decided then and there to J:'esume 
full employment, 
During his reign he had brought scholars and craftsmen from overseas and 
founded many monasteries; and so from this time until his death he travelled 
from monastery to monastery translating from Latin into English a number 
of Christian and classical works, enhancing the already considerable 
achievements of his kingship and inspiring the beginning of the Anglo Saxon 
chronicles, This labour kept him away from home for weeks on end, thus 
restoring the married tolerance and harmony of their former years. 
So if you are retired or, as they say in the theatre, are resting and if you 
recognize a peevish Edburga in your once contented wife, then get ye to a 
monastery. 
The Carmelites run Retreats throughout the year. 
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Editors' Note. 
We regret that due to increased costs of materials and printing, it has 
become necessary to raise the price of this magazine to £4 per annum. 
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The Editors, 
Dorney Parish News. 
Dear Edi tars , 
47 llaroourt Road Dorney Reach Nr. Maidenhead Berkshire SL6 ODT 0628 :WS84 
January 18th. ,91. 
' Peterborough ' of the Daily Telegraph tells us that Eton 
College is about to invest £50,000 in an apartment in Florence to 
enable its pupils to study there and 'broaden their horizons '. The 
College is also holding out a £50,000 carrot to the inhabitants of 
this area, asking for suggestions as to how this sum might be used 
to improve the local environment, possibly by tree planting and 
landscaping. 
May I suggest that the entire site of the proposed gravel 
extraction/rowing lake be planted with a mixture of hard and softwood 
trees. While the considerable profits frcm the sale of gravel would 
be lost, there should be a long term profit frcm the sale of timber , 
with replanting ensuring continued incane. Not only would the area 
be pleasing to the eye, but trees form a natural and much wanted 
wind-break , also improving the soil structure and encouraging wild 
life. There would be no problems with lorries or cars , or crowds 
wandering about looking for a leisure park and 1eaving 1litter about. 
The C:>llege could then be free ·to make full use of the 
Thames Water Board flood relief channel for its hundreds of budding 
oarsmen without harassment frc:m rude river boat people or irate 
fishennen who tangle their lines in the oars of the eager young 
scullers. It could make a financial contribution towards the upkeep 
of the channel possibly securing the rowing and fishing rights as well. 
During the College Sunrner vacation we might be allowed to 
rent the Florence apartment to 'broaden our own horizons 1 , also 
helping in a very small way to canpensate for the loss frcm sales 
of gravel. 
That way everyone will be happy - well won't they? 
Yours sincerely, 
Ralph Liney. 
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From Revd. Colin Pontin. February 1991. 
One of the problems about Christmas , is, that after all the 
preparations and anticipation over many weeks it all seems to be over 
before one can begin to enjoy it. By now it is very ' old hat' 
indeed ! 
This is not a problem we face with the Decade of Evangelism. This too 
has been anticipated1 talked about, written about at length before 
its official ' launch on the Feast of the Epiphany, the 6th January. 
We now have ten years to enjoy it! 
I think for many the whole idea is a big 'turn-off', and causes many 
hearts to sink into boots .. . . "Now what is expected of us?" 
Visions of frenetic activity, 1 Missions', ' Visitation', and many 
other intimidating things are conjured up in our minds. 
In fact of course, 1 Evangelism' , sharing the message of the love of 
God, is the call of every Christian in every generation and is not 
confined to a 'method' or any specific activity. As the Bishop of 
Oxford reminded us in an inaugural message on Epiphany Sunday, 
Evangelism for most of us, is j ust being available to those around 
us; to love and care for them; answering their questions if required; 
to share with them ; to be Christ to them . The Grandmother teaching 
her grandchild to pray is engaged in evangelism! 
We have to start by developing our own understanding of the Christian 
faith. As we begin to grow together1 learn together and experience 
the reality of being part of Christ s body , so we shall be motivated 
to share our faith with those around us. 
Our Lent Course this year is designed to help us to do just that. The 
Course had been organised by all the Christian churches in the 
Riverside Team area. Under the broad headings of 'Growing together in 
Wisdom' , 'Growing together in Prayer ' , and ' Growing together in 
Love' , we hope to re-discover, together, the reality of the Christian 
faith. The three subjects will be addressed in turn by three visiting 
speakers. The programme of events are as follows: 
Wednesday 13th February (Ash Wed. ) A combined service of Holy 
Communion in the church of St.John the Baptist , Eton Wick. 
Wednesday 20th February. Bp. Richard Harries. Bp of Oxford , will 
speak on 'Growing together in Wisdom.' 
Wednesday 6th March. Revd.Colin Rowe, Chairman of the London and 
South West Methodist Churches, will speak on 'Growing together in 
Prayer• . 
Wednesday 20th March the subject of 1 Growing together in Love' will 
be addressed by Fr Michael Hollings , a distinguished Roman Catholic 
Parish Priest, Author and Theologian from London. All these main 
meetings will be held at the church of St,Mary the Virgin, Datchet, 
commencing at 8.00pm, and will include discussion and a time for 
fellowship together. In the interim weeks we shall be meeting in our 
local churches to continue the discussions. We hope and pray that 
the result of these times together will be to bind us together as 
Christians , to enable us to be more effective in the tasks which lie 
ahead. 
Further details of the Lent Course are available in all the Riverside 
Churches. 
There will, of course, be many other things happening both locally 
and in the Diocese as time goes by. Nothing will be achieved however 
unless we are all prayerful and obedient to the call of God. If we 
are, and are ready to be used in whatever way God calls us, then I 
believe that the Decade will be a turning-point in our own Christian 
lives and in the history of our church, both locally and nationally. 
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PARISH OF ST. JAMES , DORNEY. 
The PCC met in January to continue their discussion on the long-term 
object ives for the church and parish. We had a lively meeting and 
managed to condense our original 16 ideas down to 6 items to be 
actioned over the next 2/3 years . These are as follows: 
1. To examine the whole pattern of our services in church. The 
liturgical framework, type of services , the frequency of the 
different services and their form and content, including the music 
and hymn s. 
The 'Church' is always changing and during this coming decade we 
need to ensure that our activities and outreach to those around us is 
relevant, attractive and appropriate to both traditional and new 
congregations . 
Two sub-committees have been set up which will include both PCC 
and other members of the congregation. These will work independently, 
and have been asked to prepare working papers by the APM on April 
10th, although, obviously, more work will need to be done before any 
final decisions are made. 
2. To promote and discuss 'Stewardship' ; the way we use our time, 
talents and our money in the service of God. 
3. To encourage Evangelism and Mission. This is esr.ecially 
appropriate as we begin this 'Decade of Evangelism '. 
4. Now that the Parish is linked with the Parish of Eton with Eton 
Wick and Boveney it was felt that we needed to think through our 
relationship with each other. To promote activi ties together both 
spiri tually, socially and in administration. 
5. The study and prayer life of the parish was felt to be of 
paramount importance. It was decided therefore to promote the Study 
and Prayer Groups and to encourage further prayer in the parish both 
individually and together as a congregation. 
6. Finally, on a more practical level, it was agreed that we should 
take a detailed look at our church with a view to providing better 
amen ities, eg. toilets, a sink in the vestry , overhauling the 
lighting and wiring, replacing the west door etc. All these things 
are important if we are to develop our congregational life, 
especially amongs t the young people who are our future congregation. 
We will greatly value your prayers and continued support as we look 
at these things. Please do not hesitate to contact us if you have any 
thoughts or ideas which will help in achieving these objectives. 
Colin. 
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'IBE PARISH PlJ.1P 
Notes on a meetin􀢔c.of the Parish Council 
held in December 1990 
1. Vacan􀠏 for Parish Councillor this it􀡇m was deferred until the next nonth 
2. Minerals Subj􀡓 Plan .􀯜􀯝- Council has received a timetable of oonsultatior:15 
by the appropriate aut􀣊rities culminating in the Inquiry on Tu􀡮ay, 30th April. 
'Ihe Parish Council continues to support the District Council in their c:bjections 
to this plan and \rJOU.ld wish to speak on those asi::ects affecting us. In this 
oonnection the Parish Council has responded to an appeal fran the District Council 
by allocating the sun of £600 towards appeal 􀡱es. 
3. A member of the public spoke on various aspects of 􀯞li!l9 danestic waste, 
and the Parish council will continue to pursue this matter. 
4. Villa􀯟e Appraisal 'Ihe Council allocated various it􀡆ns fran the smmary of 
greatest interest to the Parish to individual councillors for further study and 
possible r􀡔tions. 
5. Finance 'Ihis oonth's 􀡰iture included £83 as balance on the parochial 
ac􀠉t, £20 for hedge cutting, £68 Clerk's salary; also included was the 
allocation of £600 to the District Council ( see alx>ve) . 
6. Planning Application 'Ihe Council noted that the application by Bloc:rn's ,of 
Bressm􀢖ham for developnent at D:>rney Court had been approved. However, the 
Council still has sane reservations, and is taking professional advice as to 
whether there are 􀢝s for ai:peal. 
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'ffiE PARISH PlMP 
Notes on a meeting fo the Parish O:>uncil 
held in January 1991 
1. Mr. Robinson fran the .Technical Deparbnent of the District council, with 
special interest in Leisure and Recreation, att􀡩ed the meeting. He "-OUld be 
glad to hear fran inc􀣁v1duals and 􀢞 with ideas for prcmoting special events 
such as Sllflll& Playschemes and schemes such as sports coaching. 
2. Hi􀢛way Matters By now the improvements to the road across the Coom:::>n will 
have begun. 'Ihe provision of a footway fran the Reach to Dent's Corner is not 
regarded as a case for priority in the fors􀡜ble future, according to the 
authorities. 
3. 'Ihe latest report .con􀟿ing the Flood Alleviation Scheme has been receiv􀡚, 
and a formal planning application is 􀡯ed soon. A reply document will be 
prepared for the next meeting. 
4. Villa􀢕e Appraisal 'Ihe Parish Council has been considering t􀣌e it􀡬 
of greatest interest to the public. Briefly their r􀡙llnendations are as follc:,,,,s:- 
Eyesores 'Ihe Council is constantly alert to these nuisance􀯠, and would ask you 
to report imnediately to the Council if you see one, so action can be taken. 
Barbed Wire Again, if a definite location is noted, the Council can then take the 
matter up with the landowner. 
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Recreation area for the under 12s:- 'Ihis subject has been discussed fully earlier, 
but if there is sufficient demand, at the Parish Meeting for example, the 
situation could be reviewed. 
Street Lighting 'Ihe 19 lanps in the Parish have been upgraded at considerable 
expense. If there is a particularly dark area, the Council 1rJOUld consider further 
oolmins 􀐡iding the cost is not prohibitive. 
Grass cutting 'Ihe Council considers the cutting of the grass for which it is 
responsible has. ·been reasonably satisfacto:cy. If there is an area you wuld like 
to be added to this, please let us know. 
Flcx:xi Alleviation Scheme 1he Council is concerned at the proposed recreational 
use of the ·channel; specifically the effect on the area's local traffic and future 
maintenance, and will continue to try to minimise such effects. 
Row¥]S Trench_ 'lhe P􀐢ish_Council opposes 􀐣is scheme on several􀐤- As yet 
no fum planning application has been subnitted ; but · .the case against the scheme 
is being prepared on several counts. 
5. ·Payments 'Ibis rronth's payments include £68 clerk's salary; £80 hire of 
hall for 1991; £179 street lamp maintenance and £79 electricity ; £17.50 Society 
of Local Cb.mcil Clerks subscription. 
6. 'Planning Applications 
S/90/1169/FF Single storey extension and alterations 'Overstrand' , 
Dorney Reach; no observations 
S/90/1077/FF Siting of residential caravan, land at Dorney 􀐥, Old 
Marsh lane; observations as before. 
C/91/8501/AA amended plans for Bray Marina , original refused , received but 
not yet studied and ccmnented on. 
ST.JAMES THE LESS, DORNEY. 
STAINED GLASS WINDOW IN THE NORTH WALL. 
It will be remembered that the small medieval stained glass window in 
the north wall of the church was stolen some time ago. 
A replacement window has now been generously donated by Mrs Brigit 
Ames in memory of her husband the late Lt.Col. W.A. R.Ames OBE who was 
a much loved and respected member of this community until his death in 1962. 
The window has been very beautifully crafted by Mrs Lyn Clayden of 
the Badger Banks Studio, Harpsden Village, Henley, and depicts a 
design of a Dolphin and sea creatures inspired by the Benedicite 
Omnia Opera . • .. 
"o ye whales and all that move in the waters, 
Bless ye the Lord." 
The window will be dedicated in the presence of the family after the 
service of lloly Communion on Sunday 24th February 1991. 
We are all very grateful to Mrs Ames and her family for their 
generosity and the window will be a lovely addition to our very 
beautiful little church. 
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The Editor , 
Dorney Parish News, 
Dear Sir, 
BADGERS 
VILLAGE ROAD. DORNEY 
WINDSOR. BERKS. 
SL4 SQL 
BURNHAM (0828) 805595 
3rd January 1991 
Parishioners may remember that after the death of 
Col. Palmer a fund was set up in his memory, called the Philip 
Palmer Memorial Trust. The purpose of the Trust is to provide an 
opportunity for people who wish to to make a contribution towards 
the cost of maintaining the fabric of St. James the Less, our parish 
church, either by single or regular gifts. 
Over the last few years the Trust's funds have grown to 
the point where it is now possible to make a first payment, and the 
sum of £1,800 has now been transferred for fabric repairs in 1991 . 
On behalf of the Trustees I am writing to let you know that the 
support of parishioners and others who have subscribed to the Trust 
is now materialising in this satisfactory way, and to invite any of 
your readers who might wish to contribute towards the cost of 
maintaining our mediaeval parish church to do so via the Memorial 
Trust. The Trustees would like to emphasise that payments will b􀇢 
made only for fabric repairs, not for general day-to-day parochial 
expenses, as it was, and remains, the Trust's purpose to enable 
anyone who cares for St. James to make a gift regardless of whether 
they are practising Anglicans or, indeed, Christians. 
If any reader would like to know more about how to 
support the Memorial Trust fund, please contact Peregrine Palmer, 
Stanley Hellmuth or me. 
Charles Cody Esq. , 
Easter Folly, 
Dorney Reach Road, 
Dorney Reach, 
Maidenhead, Berkshire. 
Yours faithfully, 
{h.-A.-7. Michael Armstrong 
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Dear Editor, 
Pear Tree Cottage 
DORNEY 
Probably we all know where we can dispose of our glass bottles to a 
bottle bank. 
But I , for one, do not know where we can take our newspapers . It seems 
al.rrost criminal to consign paper to a rubbish dunp. Could the Parish 
Council give us the necessary infoonation? 'lhank you. 
Yours sincerely, 
BRIGIT AMES 
IXllNEY & D:rsmICT OOR'l'IaJL'IURAL SCCIE'.IY 
DIARY OF IMNl'S 1991 
STEAK PIE SUPPER 
CHEESE/WINE EVENJ:N; 
SPRiro GARDEN aM'E.TITIOO 
BRIN; & BUY SALE 
CXlAOI TRIP 
SCM-IER GARDEN CCMPE:l"ITIOO 
BARBEQUE 
l\NNUAL SHOO 
HARVFSI' SUPPER 
AtJIU.1N BRIR; & BUY SALE 
OIEESE/\-IINE EVENJ:N; 
l,GM 
1992 11INI'ER DANCE 
Friday 22nd Februazy 
Friday 5th April 
SUnday 21st April 
SUnday 12th May 
To be arranged 
Sunday 21st July 
Saturday 27th July 
Saturday 7th September 
Sabmday 28th September 
Sl.lnday 6th October 
Friday 18th October 
Friday 15th November 
Saturday 18th January 
Please remember to book early for the main events in order to avoid 
disappointment. 
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NATURE IDTES N'.JIIE>18ER/DOCEMBER 1990 
Early autumn leaves were dingy with patches of brown but several s􀣋t periods 
of rain brought back the usual brightness which gave us a colourful scene of 
gold, lemon, crimson, scarlet, cerise, russet, bronze and tawny. It did not 
last long. By 1st December rrost of the leaves had fallen. 
'Ihe rain has caused bladder carnpion to blocrn again and there is plenty of white 
cananile with its dark green feathery leaves. Because it is so camon it is 
not appreciated. Violets are in flower in the garden. 
Although out of our area, it is worth recoxding that a Bittern has been seen on 
'I',,yford Lake.and a Hoopoe in Courthouse Rd. Maid􀡪d. 'Ihe Bitttern is a 
large, heron-like marsh bird, ri􀠁ly m::>ttled brown in colour with. green l􀡡s and 
large green feet. 'lhe Hoopoe is easily identified. It has pale pinkis􀣄brown 
plumage, boldly barred black and white wings and tail and a long black-tipped 
erectile crest. Its bill is also long and 􀠍. 
Many robins frequent our area. As we near Christmas the nurrerous legends about 
this bird are called to mind. It is said a robin sat in the rafters when Jesus 
was born and joined with the shepherds and kings in the ppirit of the occasion 
by singing with joy. '!his was the first bird that the baby heard and He rewarded 
the robin by making its call even sweeter. t-bre often its click, click call can 
be heard when it is. angry or as a waniing. 
While cycling along the M4 footpath on the 13th December I saw a rainoow in the 
distance against a bright blue sky but tny pl􀡐sure turned to dismay when I notd.ced 
that a large fox had been 􀠊shed to death on the ootorway. 
IDIS PARKER 
NATURE NOTES DECEMBER/,JANUARY .1990<1991 
I mentioned in my autum notes that the swans with one 􀠐net would s􀠎m be driving 
away their offspring to fend for itself as it is fully grown and this has now 
occurred. 
I have seen many Fieldfaires and Goldfinches. Uhere was also a small group of 
Bramblings along the M4 footpath. Cne day I saw my cat looki􀣃g intently at the 
fir tree next door and found that the obj􀡒t of her attentioo was a heron perched 
at the very top doubtless inspecting neig􀣈 _, ponds and the iikeli􀣆 of 
stealing the goldfish. 
Squirrels have not yet hibernated and can be s􀡟 merrily running along the 
branches of hawthorns to eat the berries. A few plants of Jack in the Hedge {wild 
garlic) are in bl<DCrrt. 
1he mild, 1Net weather has been good for fungi. I have seen Wood Blewits, a lar􀢗e 
group of Many Zoned Polypore at the base of a tree in Haroourt Road and one 
Pqricus Sylvaticus under a fir tree. '!he latter is mushrocxn shaped with a scaly 
dirty, white cap and tough st􀡥. 'lhe Polypore is thick, leathery and grows in 
large overlapping, tiered groups. Its colours vary being black-green, grey-blue, 
grey-brown or rust. 
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A Great Sp:>tted llbodpecker canes to f􀡝 in 
f􀠇 is generously provided for the birds. 
under my gutter and tits are doing the sam􀡋 
a garden in Harcourt Road "41ere 
Starlings are already making a nest 
in bir􀠥 boxes. 
Sc.me hawthorns still have ·the green leaves of smrner and alders are s􀣍ing new 
leaves with the dark red catkins 1ivell developed. 
Perhaps the heavy frosts of the last few days will bring a halt to this too 
advanced 􀢟. 
IDIS PARKER 
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WHIR'!' CUJB 
'1hursday 14th February, '1hursday 28th February, '1hursday 14th March 
'!here is always an open invitation to anyone of any age to ocme al<Xlg to the 
Village Hall at 8 o'clock oo. the above dates. Yoo. will be made DDSt welcane. 
We play a light 􀣇 versioo. .of the 􀢙, .with post mortems stri􀠌ly 􀢈. 
'lbe oost is 75 p. per session lflhi.􀠂 includes :refreshnents, prizes and a 􀢘 laugh. 
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aDOn RNEocYc aDsEiVoEnLaOPl McEoNluTSm n br inoing you the latest new• and views 
....................• ....... by our Spec ial Correspondent 
􀂓LOOD RELIE􀂓 BCHENE 
The planning appl ication ha& now been submitted and the 
Nat ional Rivers Author ity expect to be or•nted permission to 
proceed by late Spring. Work would start mid 1992 with 
compl etion 1'3•j'6/7. Dorney Par i sh Counc i l have agreed that 
the scheme seems necessary deapite the "thumbs down" in 
Vi l l age Apprai&al but have reservat ions about proposed 
recreational use, which is bound to l ead to more cars and car 
parks. N.R.A. claims that lands􀯡apinQ of the 45 metre wide, 
18 metre deep (overal l ) channel wi l l actual l y i mprove the look 
of the area through which it meanders <see arti9ts impresaions 
At the interesting and informative exhibition i n Maidenhead) 
and that a level of between 2 and 3 metres of c l ean, moving 
water can be expected. The N.R.A appears to have a statutory 
obl igat ion to encourage some recreational use and is com􀯢itted 
to ensuring that the channel i s properly maintained and not 
al lowed to become a repoui tory for l iberated supermarket 
trol leys and ancient velocipedes ! 
It i s planned that gravel wi l l be moved, by lorry, di re􀯣t onto 
the M4· at Junction 6 and that local roads wi l l only be 
affected where there are major structural works. 
ETON ROWING TRENCH 
The promoters of this Olympic si zed aberration had stated in 
their propaQanda that they would appl y for planning permission 
in summer 1990; so far this has not happened, perhaps there is 
not as much profit to be made from th􀯤 gravel as they first 
thought. Thi s scheme is opposed by residents and the Parish 
Counc i l , who consider it unneces􀯥ary and are concerned at the 
ef fects on the local ity both dUY ing and after construction. 
N . R . A . have suggested that part of the· Flood Rel ief Channel 
would be for rowing pract ice, as suitable as, and much safer 
than the Thames, which would seem to negate the original 
published reason for the scheme. Maybe the Parish Counc i l 
could place more emphasis on this idea. 
1'14 WIDENING 
This scheme is sti l l being developed for implementation 
sometime this century. But wouldn ' t it be sensible to use the 
gravel from the Flood Rel ief Scheme ?????? Pari sh Counci l , 
action pleilse. 
GRAVEL EXTRACTION- LAKE END 
The inclusion of this site i n the Bucka.C.C County plan i s 
st i l l being contested by local parishes and South Bucks 
District Counci l , at considerable expense. It would seem 
extremely unl ikely that there w i l l be any hole-digQery hare 
unt i l the next mi l lenium ( i f ever ) ! 
PLANT CENTRE- -NEV COURT The South Bucks planners have approved the appl ication i n the 
absence, at the Planning Meet ing, of anyone to oppoae the 
scheme on behal f of Dorney Pari sh Counci l . At their December 
meeting, angry Par ish Counc i l members resolved to seek advice 
regarding the possib i l i ty of an appeal , but no urgency is 
apparent as the advice was not to hand at the January meet ing 
of the Counc i l and work on the Centre may already have 
started. The P.C is concerned that this Green Belt 
development wi l l , i nevitably, mean More traffic on our local 
roads. 
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RUtlBLE CURB-DORNEY CD1111DN 
Residents crossing the common c11ay have been supr ised to see 
motorway type edging being instal led to about 107. of the main 
road, perhaps in ant icipation of al l the extra traffic to be 
generated by the various developments. Quite why the 
-.uth􀐧r i t i es should choose to do this sma l l stretch, with no 
pub l ished plans to ,:omplete the rest , only they can know. 
Surely there are other roads and footways i n the Parish where 
the money could h.tive been better spent, S.B.D.C have just 
rejected a request for a footway between Dorney Reach and the 
Vil lage on the grounds of inadequ.tite funds Our District 
Counci l lor should have aome influence here. 
HOHEBABE- BATH ROAD (Horse I 8room) Alt-hough not in the P•rish, this d•velopment i • ct!rtain to 
lead to more traffic through the v i l l age. The appl ication w«a 
original l y refused by South Bucks but the appeal was al lowed 
by H·.H Inspector. Det•l led appl ications are now being 
considered and we can anticipate that construction wi l l start 
later this yaa.r . 
YOUR OPINION IS IMPORTANT 
Local District and Parish Counc i l lors would l i ke to hear from 
you i 􀐨 you have any strong feel ings about any subject ; this 
magazi ne and the l ocal press will usual l y find space to 
publish informati on or correepondence of general interest. 
From The Burnham Deanery. February 1991 . 
HOSPITAL CHAPLAIHCY. 
The Good News is that we have a new Hospi tal Chaplain, who will be in 
post by the time that you read this. 
His is Philip Harbord , who comes to us from Enfield where he has been 
Curate in the Parish of S t.John with St.Luke, and half-time Chaplain 
at _ C􀐩ase Farro Uosl?ital: He has been the:e 􀐪 ust over a year, before 
whicn_ he was working w1.th CMS (Church Missionary Society) in Pakistan 
for five years. Like Tony Buckler, Philip will be responsible for 
both Wexham Park and Upton Hospitals. 
Philip was licensed by Bishop Simon on the 28th January, and a 
Service of Uelcome in the chapel at Wexham is to be held on Monday 
4 th February. 
It is good to know that we have a hospital chaplain. But the 
Ch􀐫p􀐬aincy d􀐭pends_ on our support to be really effective. I know 
Ph1l1p and his family will value your prayers at this time. You may 
not know that there are a team of lay-visitors who work with the 
chaplain, and a number of teams of people from various churches in 
the area who help with worship on Sunday mornings. If you could help 
in some way, please get in touch with Philip through the hospital. 
As with many of our institutions, the _ hospital service is facing 
great changes at this time. We are all involved closely with their 
work, and have an interest in the service provided. I hope that we 
w􀐮ll all support Philip in every way possible as he begins his 
ministry nmong us. 
Simon Brown. Rural Dean. 
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Thursday 14th February 
Friday 15th February 
Friday 22nd February 
'lbursday 28th February 
Thursday 14th March 
Friday 5th April 
Sllnday 21st Aprtl 
Sunday 12th May 
SUnday 7th July 
Sunday 21st July 
saturday 27th July 
Saturday 7th September 
Saturday 28th Septanber 
Sunday 6th Ootober 
Friday 18th Oc:tober 
Friday 15th November 
1992 
saturday 18th Janua:cy 
OORNEY W.I. 
PARISH 􀐟IL MEErnr:; 
OORNEY P.C.C. 
OORNEY VILLAGE HALL 
MANAGEMENT CXM-llTI'EE 
OORNEY CNER 60 's CLUB 
RAINBCm 
BRCliNIES 
GUIDES 
DIARY OF EVmTS 
Whist Club - Village Hall 8 p.m. 
D:lmey Church Junble Sale - Village Hall 7, p􀐠m.1 
OOHS Steak .. P.te ·supper - Village Hall 8 p.m. 
\-hist Club - Village Hall 8 p.m. 
Whist Club - Village Hall 8 p.m. 
OOHS Cheese and Wine Evening 
OOHS Spring Gelrden Cc:rrpetition 
OOHS Bring & Buy sale 
Village Happening OOHS SUllmer Garden canpeti tion 
OOHS Barbecue 
OOHS Annual Show 
OOHS Harvest supper 
OOHS Autl.Jllll Bring & Buy Sale 
OOHS Cheese and Wine Evening 
OOHS Annual General Meeting 
OOHS Winter Dance 
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Second Wednesday of each rronth 
Second 'l\lesday of each ncnth 8 p.m. 
First Wednesday of each m:xith Dorney Vicarage 8 p.m. 
second M:lnday of each rronth in the Village Hall 
Second 'l\le8day of each rronth - Luncheon at Vicarage 
Every Friday -.Dorney School 3-30 p.m. - 4.30 p.m. 
Every Thursday - Village Hall 6 - 7.30 p.m. 
Every Wednesday at the Vicarage 7.15 - 9.00 p.m. 
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OORNEY BABY-SI'IT􀐦 CLUB 
For details please contact Jan Bc:7,«nan 0628 23228 
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A Residential Youth eenir. 
The Vicarage, Dorney, Windsor, Berks SIA 6QS 
Tel: Burnham (0628) 662813 
December was qu i te a busy t i me for 
had Father Knott from Eton came to 
60 1 s l uncheon C l u b ' s Chr i stmas l unch 
a get-together for the House Groups . 
us here at the V i carage . We 
p I ay the p i ano for the over 
f o l l owed the next even i ng by 
Ten boys and g i r I s aged from 9 - 1 1 from Hackney spent a week 
w i th us just before Chr i stmas. These ch i l dren come from d i fferent 
fam i l y backgrounds and poor hous i ng cond i t i ons , and these factors 
affect the i r behav i ou r . In the short t i me that they are w i th us 
we try to show them they are wanted & I oved & i ts I ove I y to see 
them gradua l l y respond i ng to the l eaders. 
One of the boys was on ' The At R i sk Reg i ster ' and runs away from 
home . Thankfu I I y he never attempted runn i ng away wh i I e he was 
w i th u s ! One of the g i r l s came from a one parent fam i l y w i th 5 
o ther brothers and s i sters and l i ved i n a 3rd f l oor 2 bedroomed 
f l at i n a d i l ap i dated b l ock . Two of the ch i l dren ' s mothers had 
chron i c asthma (probab l y due to damp cond i t i ons i n the i r f l ats) 
and have d i ff i cu l t i es l ook i ng after the i r fam i I i es . And so the 
prob l ems go on and on . 
However , there i s one th i ng that you may be ab l e to he l p us w i th . 
Tw0 of the ch i l dren d i dn ' t have any warm Xumpers to wear and so 
we purchased one each Tor them. If" we a r e to get out and about 
i nto the countrys i de w i th these eh i I dren they do need adequate 
c I 1?th i ng and footwear . We wou I d be I ook i ng for good second hand 
i tems for ch i l dren between 8- 1 2 wh i ch you no l onger need for your 
own ch i l dren and wh i ch you wou l d be wi I I i ng to g i ve to u s . 
The i tems requ i red are : - 
We I I i ngtons 
Scarves 
G l oves/M i t tens 
Jumpers 
Swi mwear 
Thankyou to a J I of you who have offered us d i fferent th i ngs i n 
the pas t . We are not ab l e t o take everyt h i ng but we appr e c i ate 
that you t h i nk about the ch i l dren who come and stay w i th us . 
Th i s ho l i day we had he l p from two Eton i ans , two g i r l s from 
Oxfor d , a boy on the Duke of Ed i nburgh ' s Award Scheme , John C l ar k 
( Cha i rman o f the Execu t i ve Comm i ttee) and Ann Strugne l I who came 
every day to he l p w i th the was h i ng u p . Our graiefu l thanks to a l I 
who he l ped and supported us dur i ng t h i s week . 
Co l i n Morton , 
Warden 
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Dorney Women 1 s Institute December & January 
The December meeting, being near to Christmas, naturally had a 
festive air and was quit.e a happy meeting. After the usual 
business matters had been concluded, social activities took over, 
with a culinary quiz, which was very entertaining, a Beetle Drive, 
and a travel quiz taken from post cards giving world-wide pictures; 
but the competition taking pride of place for the afternoon was 
one for Christmas Hats made by the members and worn in a parade to 
display their achievements. They were wonderful, and worthy of a 
more professional display. The choice for the best was very 
difficult as they were all of such a terrifical ly high standard, 
but the eventual winner was Mrs. Barbara Smith. A very great 
cr·edit to all our aspiring milliners. 
The January meeting was, sadly, a little depleted, due no doubt 
to wintry conditions and prevailing sickness, a situation which 
we hope will be remedied next month. 
Items of interest from the News Letter were: an Art Day at 
Hazell's Ha ll, Aylesbury, on M;;.rch 20th, with a competition for 
a picture in any medium - black and white and all shades between - 
and criticism given by Brian Thatcher, the water-colour artist; 
An Art Outing to Oxford on May 15th, including a visit to the 
Ashmolean Museum; Rediscovering Docklands - February 26th - 
a two-hour tour, including a visit to the Isle of Dogs and the 
Royal Docks; Short residential courses run by the Benslow Music 
Trust based at Hitchin, Herts. They offer chances of singing, 
and playing together - piano, wind and stringed instruments of 
all grades - also some non-performing courses in theory and 
general appreciati on; A Scrabble Tournament on February 19th or 
20th at Hazell 1 s Hall, Aylesbury, 
Arrangements were made to hold a Coffee Morning on February 19th, 
10 a.m. to 12 noon, at the home of Mrs. Street, and this will 
also be a Bring and Buy. These are usually very pleasant gettogethers 
and it is hoped we shall have a good attendauce. 
The Speaker this month, Mrs. Iniss, gave a very interesting talk 
on her visit to Russia, always a topic of interest as their way 
of life still retains an air of mystery. 
The Speaker rrext month will be Mr. D. Craton, and the subject - 
Nar row Boat Artist. The competition will be anything pert,ain ing 
to Narrow Boats - a wide choice! 
SUNDAY SCHOOL - THE NEW LOOK 
The Sunday School will from now on be called The St.James' 
Club, or 'Jimmy's' for short. 
It will meet as usual every Sun<lay at Dorney Vicarage. All 
those between the ages of four and a half and twelve are welcome 
to join the club, _ and there is a creche too. The Project has given 
the club a flat, also to be be called Jimmy's, for their sole use. 
You will find it round ti1e side of the house to the left of the front 
door as you approach from the road. 
Not only will the club meet on Sunday mornings from 10.45 
to 12.00, but once a month there will be a games evening when all 
members of six and over rnay bring a friend and a hoard game and enjoy 
an hour of fun. 
There will be other exciting activities during the year. Watch this 
space •••..• • 
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FIRST DORNEY BROWNIES 
When the Brownies returned after the Summer Hol idays, the Pack Meetings were 
quite i ndustrious. On one of them we made bread rol l s and cooked them in the 
oven. The Brownies thought they were very good and so they were soon eaten 
after they had cooled down a bit. For Harvest Festival we made up two 
baskets. each Brownie brought along a tin of food and a fruit or vegetable 
which had been grown in the garden or had been bought. We proudly took these 
to Church on the Sunday for the service. Another meeting every Brownie 
planted a Hyacinth Bulb in a pot, these hopeful ly would be ready to give to an 
elderly person about Christmas time. Snowy very kindly took them all home to 
look afte􀐝 keeping a careful watch until they started to make growth. 
Siobhan O'Haire. Sarah Mi l lward and All ison Truelove made their promise as 
Brownies. and their parents came along for the occasion. Kate Macaree made 
them all tea and looked after them very wel l , she was presented with her Hostess 
Badge at the end of the evening. 
Early i n October the Pack said goodbye to Caroline Mi l lward, Rebecca Mockett 
and Kate Winsal l who went up to Guides. later that month we enrolled Clare Blow 
and Karen Harlow, this time Laura Turner was the Hostess for the evening 
looking after the parents. 
In Half Term we tidied up the garden by the Vi l l age Hal l. we planted some more 
bulbs and some wal lflowers. 
Mrs Sian Turner very kindly came along to two of our meetings so that the 
Brownies could gain their Agi l ityBadge. We also welcomed a couple of Mum's, 
Mrs Pam Macaree and Mrs Liz Mi l lward who came along to help with handicrafts. 
The Brownies enjoy making things and so this year we did really wel l , so we 
had lots of things to sel l at the Bazaar. 
In November we had 2 more enrol lment evenings, Rebecca Sheldon, Daniel le and 
Rebecca Sumner, Katie Blackman gained her Hostess on that occasion. On the 
next evening we enrol l ed Katie Col lins and Sarah Millward was Hostess. 
Our Open Evening on 13th December was a very enjoyable one, especially as we 
were joined by our new members of the movement the Rainbows. During the evenings 
entertainment several Brownies gained their Jester Badge And Jessica Watson her 
Hostess. Our thanks to a l l the parents and friends who came along, A grand 
total of £145 was raised for funds. We were sorry to say goodbye to 1 Snowy' 
who was leaving us, we shal l al l miss her very much􀐞 
Congratul ations to the fol lowing Brownies who have gained badges. 
Deborah Linton 
Zoe Clements 
Bonnie Peachey 
Sarah Basher 
Eleanor Lewis 
Dawn Oelpech 
Laura Turner 
Katie Blackman 
Kate Macaree 
Brown Owl 
Cooks 
Cooks 
Cooks 
Cooks 
House Orderly 
Cooks 
Cooks, Hostess, Agi l ity 
Cooks, Hostess, Agi l ity 
Cooks, Hostess, Agi l ity 
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All ison Truelove 
Clare Blow 
Karen Harlow 
Rebecca Sumner 
Siobhan O'Haire 
Danielle Stroud 
Rebecca Stroud 
Jessica Watson 
Sarah Mi l lward 
Agil ity 
Agi l i ty 
Agi l ity 
Agil ity 
Agi l ity 
Agi lity, Jester 
Swimmer, Jester . 
Hostess 
Agi l i ty, Hostess, 
Jester 

THE STORY OF A SCHOOL - PART XXIII 
For the 30th April, 1935, the entry in the Log Book reads as 
follows :- "School will be closed on the 6th and 7th May for the 
King 's Jubilee." Fortunately for us Miss Bennett did not 
restrict herself to this short statemen t, she kept some private 
notes which she allowed the Editor of the Dorney Parish News to 
print in the June issue of 1968 . It was entitled :- 
A MEMORABLE OCCAS ION. 
I have been asked several times lately which day I had enjoyed 
most during my years at Dorney and I immediately thought of the Silver Jubilee of King George V and Queen Mary in 1935. We 
formed a Committee well in advance of the day and sub-divided 
it for food, sport and entertainment. The idea was to have 
something for everybody and for a full day 's fun. 
I was in charge of the food and had a sum of money given to me 
to plan with, to the best of my abi lity, and I am glad to say I 
managed to supply all the needs of the village and ended up 
with several pounds over , which we used to put the oak seat at 
Dent 's Corner for waiting bus passengers . There were two 9 
gallon barrels of beer from which drinks could be had at any 
time and this privilege was in no way abused. The Hall was 
gaily decorated both inside and outside. Sports were held on 
the Common intermitted with Maypole and Country Dances by the 
children. Tea with heaps of food was served in the Hall for all 
children in the Parish up to 16 years , at 4 o'clock. Each child 
had a Souvenir Cup to take away. Then the biggest scramble of 
the day started for at 6 o'clock people from the age of King 
George had a sit-down meal, so tea tables were cleared, relaid 
and gaily decorated, ham, beef and other meats cu t, salad 
prepared and cold sweets such as trifles, jellies and creams 
added to the tab les . About 40 people enjoyed this spread and as 
soon as the room was cleared it was prepared for a Whi st Drive. 
Sandwiches were made, cakes arranged oD plates , tables set out 
with score cards in place, while willing helpers were washing 
up in the kitchen. The Whist Drive began at 8 o'clock and this 
was my first rest of the day, for my helpers insisted I should 
play. This I did and was not too tired to win a very nice prize and enjoy a cup of tea and some cake s. 
The day was drawing to a close and we all went to the Common at 
10 o'clock for a bonfire and fireworks . So ended a busy and 
exciting never-to-be-forgotten day. E.C. Bennett. 
As an interesting footnote it is nice to know that the Village 
Hall Committee Members unanimously agreed that no charges 
should be made on the Jubi lee Committee for the expenses 
incurred in connection with the use ·of the Hall on Jubileee Day. 
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Miss Bennett later records in the School Log Book that "The 
Jubilee Celebrations went off well and the children had a good 
time and they appear to be still tired at the end of the hot 
week-end. " 
On 24th May, Empire Day, the entry informs u s that the children 
lis tened to the loyal speech of Earl Jellico·e at 11.00 a.m. on 
the wireless and gave a Display of Games and Country Dances in 
the afternoon. On 16th October the school was fitted with 
electric lights and the old paraffin lamps were taken down for 
the last time. A year later on 5th August Miss Bennett shows 
her pleasure and delight by recording that "The Playground has 
been entirely covered with ' tarmac ' making it nice for Drill 
and Games . " 
On 11th May, 1937, the school was closed a t 4 . 00 p.m. in 
Eprliezpaabreatthio na ndf ort het heW hiCtosruonn aHtioolni daoyf. KTihneg DGoeronregye pVuIp ialnsd joQiuneeedn 
the children from the Eton schools in lining the High Street 
otno ·c1h1eethr Jthuen eK. ing and Queen on the occasion of their State Drive 
TNohveerme bewra,s 1a9 37S.c hTohoel pCroinzce-ewrti nnaenrds Pwreirzee:g-iving Ceremony on 26th 
Boys Prize R. Jacobs Girls Prize M. Back Class Prizes W. Poole, G . Green, B . Rhodes , R. Piggot, R. 
Miles. 
Head Teacher ' s Prize for Helpfulness 
Lifeboat Essay Certificate 
Attendance certificates 
C. Jones, W. Poole. 
I. Lake, M. 
L . Climo 
LaWk. e,P oMo.l eB aek, N. King, 
The profit of 12s. 9d. was enough to purchase a set of "Shinty 
Sticks and Ball" so that the older children could play a 
'vigorous ' winter game , as Miss Bennett described it. 
In those days the school was usually closed for one day towards 
the end of March when only those children who were qualified by 
age to sit the Scholarship Examination were called in for the 
morning only. In July the Record of Progress Examinations and 
the Term Examinations in Arithmetic and Composition were held. 
􀄣uring the Thirties the numbers on roll varied from 35 to 51 
children between the ages of 5 and 14. Miss Bennett frequently 
mceanllteidon s" Cathpet anina mBea ollf" aa ngda mIe sthhoeu lsde nbieo rm cohsti ldgrreante fpulla yeifd , aniyt wonase 
of our older residents could enlighten me as to how it was played. 
Similarly, who remembers a Mr. Glover and his partner g1v1ng 
Tshhoeyw sw eorre rcehcairtgaelds aw ihtihr itnhge ifre e1 1Poafn a1t5rso.p eO11d .i na ntdh ew eVrei llaalgleo weHda laln. 
extra 1\ hours for the erecting and dismantling of their 
apparatus? 
Len Eastgate To be continued. 
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17th February 
ll.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche & Jimny's 
Cleaning 
24th February 
11.00 a.m. 
Sidesrran 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jinmy' s 
Cleaning 
3rd March 
8.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
11.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
creche and Jinmy-'s 
Cleaning 
10th March 
8.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
11.00 a.m 
Sidesman 
Coffee 
Creche and Ji.rrmy's 
Cleaning 
gr. JAMF.S OOlY RCSl'ER 
Parish Ccmnunion 
Mrs. Baker Matthew 4 v 1 - 11 
Mrs . Handy Hebrews 2 v 14 - end 
Mr. & Mrs. Annstrong 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs. Street 
LENr II 
Parish Ccmnunion 
Ml:'s. Richrrond Luke 19 v 41 - end 
Kristina Richnond I John 4 v 1 - 6 
Mr. & Mrs. Pepler 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs. Robb 
LEN!' III 
Holy Cmmunion 
Mr. Liney 
Parish camtunion 
Mr. Belcher Luke 9 v 18 - 27 
Mrs. Harpur Col I V 24 - end 
Mrs. Coish and ·:Mrs. Paton 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs. Pontin and Mrs. Pepler 
LEN!' IV MJIHERIN:; SUNDAY 
Holy Ccimtunion 
Mr. Handy 
Family service 
Mr. Pepler Readings to be advised 
Mrs. Baker and Mrs. Sagajillo 
All in church 
Mrs. Parker and Mrs. Baker 
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ISSUE N0.3/91 EDITORIAL APRIL 1991 
If the latest brochure from Eton College together with the 
exhibition in the Brewhouse Gallery was designed to persuade 
Dorney residents that the proposed rowing lake would be an 
attractive addition to the Parish, then the propaganda has 
misfired, for local comment indicates that it has succeeded in 
illustrating the enormous size of this project and focusing 
attention on the problems that its construction and subsequent 
use will bring to this area. 
One visitor to the exhibition was accused of taking a negative 
view of the plan. Can the College expect any other attitude when, 
for local householders, there are absolutely no pluses? 
As far as I know, Parishioners have always found the Thames 
Meadow area much to their liking. On my walks I have viewed 
grassland, hedgerows, spinneys, wildflowers, insects, wildfowl 
and other birds and not for one moment have I felt the need for a 
nature reserve and parkland. And of course there is no need. The 
proposal for such a scheme as part of the grand design for this 
area is an attempt to present the rowing lake in the guise of an 
ecologically desirable gift. We must remember Mother1 s warning 
not to accept sweets from strangers. 
This community has made it quite clear that it opposes the entire 
Eton scheme and rejects the College's contention that the rowing 
lake is a necessity. We questioned the original publicity that 
stated it was primarily for the safety of the boys, for we had 
not heard of an increase in boating mishaps and had been advised 
that river traffic had decreased in recent years. Safety now 
takes its place with 11it will give the sport a valuable boost at 
national and international level" and 11 to make Eton the leaders 
in rowing facilities in the south of England." The 11necessity11 is 
now well wrapped in cost-effectiveness. 
It is intolerable that for the pleasure of the rowing fraternity 
our lives in Dorney should be made exceedingly miserable during 
the years of construction and subject to considerable disturbance 
thereafter. It is a selfish plan but one which the College seems 
determined to pursue, despite protests. I understand that 
application has been made to include Thames Meadow in the 
Preferred Areas for gravel extraction. once excavated, it 
transforms into a rowing lake. 
The Provost is quoted as acknowledging that there is going to be 
some disturbance while the course is being built. 11While it is 
being built11 is a short phrase that translates into a long 
sentence, i.e. 10 years. And "some disturbance" is a euphemism 
for 11 noise and dust from extracting machinery and the appalling 
consequences of 200 vehicle movements every working day." Roads 
are to be "improved" to accommodate the gravel lorries. This 
means widening and, in the case of Court Lane and Lake End Road, 
straightening.So, the rural aspect of our lanes must be forfeit 
to transportation requirements, regardless of the wishes of the 
community. 
We have the right to enjoy a tolerable life in this Parish, 
chosen by many of us for its semi-rural environment and its 
relative tranquillity and there is no argument that can justify 
the sacrificing of Dorney and district for the construction of 
this rowing course. 
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From Revd. Colin Pontin. April 1991. 
Some time ago I had to telephone Revd.Roger Royle, who was Parish 
Priest in Dorney a few years back. I was answered by the 
inevitable 'Answering Machine ' . Roger, being Roger, had an 
original approach. I don I t remember the exact words but the 
answer I received was something like this . . . . . 
"Hello! This is Roger Royle. You are being answered by one of 
those dreadful machines, I am so sorry , I hope you don' t mind. If 
you will leave your message I ' 11 ring you back later'' . . . something 
like that! 
Although I have an answering machine myself (and I apologise in 
advance to any of you who may call and receive my ' canned' 
reply, ) I share Roger I s dislike. When I am answered by them I 
always feel that I am being fobbed off. Having left my message I 
usually remember something that I have not said or something I 
have said wrongly and I can ' t rectify it. So another call has to 
be made and the whole process leaves me feeling ragged. 
Druerailnigt the recent Lent Course we have been reminded of the ies of prayer, and I sometimes think that we have an 
'Answering Machine ' approach to the whole subject. 
On the one hand I often feel that my prayers are not ' fetting 
through' . I leave the message and hope for a ' ring back which 
stohmise tilmeeasv ecso memse anfde esloimnegt imfersu sdtoraestend' t a(nads fvaarg uaesl yI admi saswaatires)f ieadnd. 
Perhaps it would have been better not to have made the call in 
the first place! 
On the other hand, it has been emphasised that prayer is 
listening. Soren Kierkegaard once observed . . . 
"A man prayed, and at first he thought that prayer was talking. 
But he became more gnd more quiet, until in the end he realised 
that prayer is listening. " 
Listening is not easy. It i s easier to put God on the answering 
machine. We' ll get back to him if we have the time and sometimes 
in the rush of life we don ' t bother or we don ' t even listen to 
the messages. 
The result of all this is that we don ' t talk or listen, and our 
prayer life dies. 
Now whilst I dislike answering machines I think that they are 
good things used sparingly. Prayer, however, is essential all the 
time. It is an extension of our relationship with God, and all 
relationships need communication. If we are expecting a telephone 
call from a loved one would we leave the 'phone on the machine? 
Prayer is never easy. In the bible it is spoken of as ' labour ' . 
A mystery i t may be, but i t does work and we need to persevere. 
In response to a critic who said that answers to prayer were 
nothing more than coincidences , Archbishop William Temple once 
noted that ' coincidences occured much more frequently when he 
prayed 1 
• 
Please continue to pray and please remember our church and all 
that we are seeking to do in this parish. 
Colin. 
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The Village Hall is an important centre of village life. rt 
is used regularly by local residents for many activities, including: 
Aerobics, Badminton, Bowls, Brownfes, Dancing Classes, 
Horticultural Society, Parish Council , School, Whist, Women ' s 
Institute, Yoga, weddings, birthday parties and dances. In the 
nnxt few weeks the windows on the left-hand side of the hall are 
being fitted with acoustic secondary glazing units. This is 
going to cost over £1000 . This decision has been imposed on the 
management committee to prevent any noice disturbance to local 
N,sidents. The only cheape1· alternative we were given was to 
brick in the offending windows . But we feel this would have been 
too drastic a measure. Last year we were obliged to fit a noise 
limitation device, have the windows welded shut, and plant a 
conifer hedge. All this unforeseen expendjture is a tremendous 
proportion of the Village Hall budget, which it cannot afford. 
The school has generously offered to organize a grand fundraising 
event to help pay for the windows. Everyone has something 
in their house .that they secretly believe is worth a fortune . 
Now is the time to find out how wealthy you may be! For a small . 
fee, you can bring along a family heirloom or a treasured possession 
and have a professjonal antiques valuer tell you more about it. 
If you have anv unwanted items to donate to the nearly-new stall 
( clothes, books, toys, etc . ) they can be left at school between 
9 a .m. and 3 p.m. from the 22nd Apri l . Otherwise, please telephone 
the numbers below for things to be collected. 
Watch for posters nearer the date with more details. Please 
come along on the day and support your Village Hal l . 
Telephone: Ginny Horne Burnham 664899 
or Liz Millward Maidenhead 24267 
WANTED ! 
Some public-spirited men and women who are prepared to give a 
little of their time to their community. Which is another way 
of saying the Annual General Meeting of the Village Hall Management 
Committee will take place on Monday, May 13th, at 8. 1 5 p . m . 
i n the Village Hall . W e have said so often how vital an amenity 
it is to the Parish - ancl beyond - that there is no need to 
emphasize what a loss it would be wcrn there not enough volunteers 
to run it. This year we will definitely be needing a new Secretary 
and Entertainments Officer and, frankly, it would be nice if we 
could see more local people involved . So what about it? 
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THE PARISH PUMP 
/2otes on a Meeting of the Parish 
Council held in March 1991 
Mrs. P. Bentley, County Councillor, attended for part of the 
meeting. 
a) Highway Matters. It is intended to continue the work on 
the Common Road in the autum n when the cattle are off the 
Common. In the meantime you may see reflectors and white lines 
appearing where the rumb le strip meets the cattle grid posts. 
b) The ag«-mda for the Annual Parish Meeting was agreed. It is 
to be hoped that as many as possible will attend, as there are 
major schemes imminently threatening our neighbourhood, and 
public opinion is a potent factor. 
c) Finance. The insurance policy is being reviewed, resulting 
in a sm all annual increase to £73. 50. This month 's outgoings 
include: £68 Cl erk 1 s salary, £40 stationery, £50 petty cash, 
£7. SO typing. 
d) Planning. There was no comment regarding app1ication S/91/ 
0151/55 for a front and rear extension to Tumb 1ewood, Oak Stubbs 
Lane; Counci1lor Mr. Bampton declared an interest. 
S/9 1/0118/FF Bay window in the front and detached double garage 
at 3 Oak Stubbs Lane - no comment. 
Under spheres of mutual interest the South Bucks. D.C. objects 
to the development of Bray Marina on grounds of possible detraction 
from rural amenity, and visible obtrusi on; the proposal 
being contrary to the adopted Green Belt local plan for Berks. 
e) Bus Service. It seems possible that under its 5 year review 
procedure the local bus service will be curtailed still further, 
but would serve Maidenhead and Slough 6 days a week. Further 
details are sought , when comments will be made on time tabling. 
f) The refurbished seat at the top of Harcourt Road is much 
appreciated . The Harcourt Road name sign is to be repaired. 
􀎶 g) The Council has finalised its official response to the 
proposed Eton College Rowing Trench and the proposed Area 12 
Mineral Extraction at Lake End Farm. The Council has received 
the p1anning application for the Flood Alleviation Scheme, which 
is extremely detailed regarding all aspects of the construction 
work and the landscaping aft erwards, and is engaged in studying 
these plans with the finest of tooth combs. q 
HANGING BASKETS AND CONTAINERS PREPARED FOR SUMMER 
OR SUPPLIED COMPLETE 
Bill Parker, 17 Meadow Way, Dorney Reach (0628 25307) 
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/ Friday 5th April 
Wednesday 10th April 
Thursday 11th April 
/Sunday 14th April 
Thursday 25th April 
.,, Saturday 27th April 
Thursday 9th May 
Sunday 􀎷 May 
Thursday 23rd May 
Thursday 6th June 
./ Sunday 16th June 
Thursday 20th June 
Thursday 4th July 
......-Sunday 7th July 
Thursday 18th July 
.,,,. Sunday 21st July 
.,/ Saturday 27th July 
Saturday 7th September 
Saturday 21st September ..,..... 
/ Saturday 28th September 
Sunday 6th October 
Friday 18th October 
Friday 15th November 
Saturday 18th January 
DORNEY W. I. 
DORNEY PARISH COUNCIL 
DORNEY P.C.C. 
DORNEY VILLAGE HALL 
MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE 
DORNEY OVER 60 1 s CLUB 
DORNEY & ETON WICK 
YOUTH GROUP 
RAINBOWS 
BROWNIES 
GUIDES 
DIARY OF EVENTS 
DDHS Cheese and Wine Evening 
Annual Parochial Church Council Meeting 
8 p.m. The Vicarage 
Whist Club Village Hall 8 p.m . 
DDHS Spring Garden Competition 
Whist Club Village Hall 8 p . m . 
Village Hall Event 1 0 a . m . - 2 p.m . 
Whist Club Village Hall 8 p.m. 
DDHS Bring and Buy Sale 
Whist Club Village Hall 8 p.m. 
Whist Club Village Hall 8 p.m. 
Barbecue for Christian Aid at Melrose 
Whist Club Village Hall 8 p.m. 
Whist Club Village Hall 8 p.m. 
Village Happening The Vicarage 
Whist Club Village Hall 8 p.m. 
DDHS Summer Garden Competition 
DDHS Barbecue 
DDHS Annual Show 
The Eton/Dorney Centre 20th Birthday 
Celebration 
DDHS Harvest Supper 
DDHS Autumn Bring and Buy Sale 
DDHS Cheese and Wine Evening 
DDHS Annual General Meeting 
DDHS Winter Dance * * * 
Second Wednesday of each month 
Second Tuesoay of each month 
First Wednesday of each month 
The Vicarage 8 p.m. 
Second Monday of each month in * New) 
the Village Hall dates) 
-Luncheon in the Vicarage Dates: 16/4 , * 
*14/5, 11/6, 9/7, 10/9, 8/10, 12/11, 10/12 . 
Meet at the Vicarage Dates: 7/4, 21/4, 
12/5, 19/5, 2/6 , 9/6, 30/6, 7/7 , 21/7 . 
Every Friday Dorney School 3 . 30-4 . 3 0 p.m. 
Every Thursday Village Hall 6-7. 30 p.m. 
Every Wednesday The Vicarage 7 . 15-9 p.m. * * * 
- + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - v BARBECUE FOR THE FAMILY 
:t= on SUNDAY JUNE 16th 
+ at 
MELROSE, DORNEY REACH ROAD 
+ Proceeds to Christian Aid 
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HOLIDAY PILGRIMAGE TO THE HOLY LAND. 
I am hoping to lead a trip to the Holy Land this year.The tour 
will be for 9 days : - 7th - 15th November. 
The trip is being arranged by Maranatha Tours , a very experienced 
company in this field. The cost will be £549 and will include 
return flights from Heathrow, transport in Israel by luxury airconditioned 
coaches , the services of professional guides , qualit hotel accommodation at half-board (breakfast and evening meal)y 
and local supervision of all arrangements by Maranatha Tours . 
The Tour company have put together a comprehensive and exciting 
programme which will include visits to major biblical sites 
throughout the land from the Dead Sea to Galilee and Jerusalem. 
There will also be time for shopping and sightseeing. 
The visi t , in addition to the historical interest and beautiful 
scenery, will give a whole new perspective on the bible and the 
Christian faith, and will make real many things which are 
probably vague at present. 
Recent events in the Gulf have reminded us of the instability of 
the area. It is therefore worth taking the opportunity to visit 
whilst we can. 
If you would like further details please contact me as soon as 
possible. 
Colin. 
CONFIRMATION. 
A service of Confirmation for the Riverside Team will take place 
this year on Sunday 7th July. 
If you are interested in being Confirmed or would like to discuss 
it, will you please contact me as soon as possible, as 
Confirmation classes will be s tarting shortly. 
The classes take the form of a Christian basics course. It may be 
that you were confirmed some time ago and would like a Refresher 
Course. If this is so you will be very welcome to j oin us, in 
which case please let me know and I will arrange for details to 
be forwarded to you. 
Colin. 
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br inging you the 
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ANY OLD GONDOLAS 􀎸􀎹􀎺􀎻-􀎼----;:::•:tr 
from our 
Spec ial Correspondent 
Cons ider ing the enthU$ iasm with which developers are currently 
endeavouring to provide us with an unsolicited plethora of 
conservation areas, waterways, recreation s trips, parks, 
nature reserves and plant centres, one could be forgiven for 
musing that, by 199 9 , Dorney Parish could well be nationally 
famous as the "The Garden of Slough" or, more l i kely, the 
"Venice of south Ducks " . By then, perhaps, survivors will 
appreciate the possibility of travel by wate r , as the roads 
will have been e i ther worn out by gravel lorries or upgraded 
into dual carr iageways ! 
ELECTION FEVER 
Providing there are a suffic iency of cand idates, elections for 
the seven Parish and one Distr ict counc illor will take place 
on May 2nd . Polli ng will be in the Village Hal l . A somewhat 
depleted core of present members have recently spent dozens of 
man & woman hours wrestling with the complexities of the flood 
relief scheme and the horrors of the proposed rowing ditch in 
order to present reasoned response$ where required . Due to 
the resignation of Dav id Shott at least one new counci llor 
will be needed ,so don ' t be shy, get your nomination papers 
now . . 
HARCOURT ROAD DEMOLISHED 
Or, at least, the s ign at the junction with Marsh Lane. 
Another instance of too much speed and/or inadvisable 
overtaking , ? And soon afterwards there was a coll i s ion at 
this junct ion . I n view of the increase in tra f f ic tak ing 
short cuts through the area, we need an island or , perhaps, 
double white 1 Ines up to the top of the bridge . or something ! 
WHArs SAUCE FOR THE GANDER . . . . 
And talk ing about tra f * i c and nature reserves, who will 
support my bid to establish a "Human Being Reserve " . 
Thls would take the form of a ban on all traffic over 3 tons 
passing through the area, a la Royal Borough of Windsor . Any 
gravel lor r ies would be forced to use the alternat ive routes; 
rough justice in the case of lorries originating in the 
proposed Eton College Rowing Trench . 
ANY NEWS? 
Local District and Par ish Councillors would like to hear from 
you if you have any strong feel ings about any subject; the 
local press will usually find space to publish information or 
correspondence of general interest; or if you have any 
interesting informa t i on or correction of facts, let me know . 
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DORNEY WOMEN ' S INSTITUTE March 
A truly wonderful warm, sunny spring day March 13th turned 
out to be, weatherwise, and brought many members back to the 
meeting after our wintry start to the year. 
Mrs. Allen said the coffee morning, held earlier in the month, 
had been a great success, and our grateful thanks were expressed 
to Mrs. Barbara Smith for so kindly offering the use of her house 
for this function, an occasion which was very much enj oyed by all 
attending. 
The Birthday Scrap Book, whi ch is circulating throughout Bucks . 
for W. I. 1 s to add details of their activities, came to Dorney on 
25th February and was handed over in an official ceremony outside 
Dorney Church, with Miss Strugnell very kindly acting as our 
photographer. Mrs. Spencer, assisted by members of the Art Group, 
ably added our contribution to the Book, which was then passed 
to the next recipients at George Green on 28th February. 
Apparently it is quite a work of art, and on completion will 
again be passed around for all Institutes to view the final result. 
Appreciation was expressed to Mrs . Spencer for her work on our 
behalf . 
There were many and varied suggestions for the annual outing, 
and after taking a vote Beaulieu Abbey appeared to be most 
popular, with a possible date of 20th June. Attention was also 
drawn to the Windsor Rose Show, which is held in the grounds of 
Windsor Castle. The date this year will be 12th and 13th July, 
and it was suggested that we all make an effort to attend as 
the W . I . make a notable exhibition of Arts and Crafts at this 
Show, and the venue makes a very pleasant afternoon out. 
Mrs. Allen reminded us all of the sponsored Knit-In to be held 
at her house on April 11th at 2 . 30 p.m. on behalf of the 
Rheumatism and Arthritis Council for Research, a worthy organisation 
to support. 
Other dates to be noted were the Regional Meeting at Taplow W . I . 
at 1 0 a .m . o n 21st May, subj ect: "Aspects of Marketing", and on 
29th-30th May a visit to an exhibition entitled "Childhood 
Recollections" at Hall Barn, Beaconsfield. This can be a day 
out, as there are lovely grounds to stroll around and, weather 
permitting, a picnic by the lake may be enjoyed. 
An item of interest in the News Letter was advice of Photography 
Classes, one of which was to be held at Chalfant St. Peter on 
16th July, 10 a . m . to 3 . 30 p . m . These classes will show how to 
get the best from your camera, including hints on posing and 
framing. 
The Speaker this month was Miss Kent on Thames Water, on its 
many processes before being made drinkable. Interesting if one 
is not squeamish. Next month we again have water, but this time 
Father Thames, Source to Finish, a different aspect of the river. 
DORNEY BABY-SITTING CLUB 
For details please contact Jan Bowman 0628 23228 
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BUCKINGHAMSHIRE VILLAGE VENTURES COMPETITION 1991 
This is the sixth time that Buckinghamshire Council for Voluntary 
Service (The Rur al Community Council) has organised a Village 
Ventures Competition to encourage voluntary groups in rural 
Buckinghamshire to initiate new projects which will benefit the 
local community. 
The competition is open to any voluntary groups working on a 
project for the benefit of their village. Since the purpose of 
the competition is to encourage voluntary action in rural areas, 
entries will not be accepted from communities with a population 
over 6, 000. Each village can enter more than once and a scheme 
involving several villages would also be eligible. 
The proj ect must be a new one i.e. sta rted since the closin date 
of the last competition (31st August 19 9 but need not be completed. 
Cash pri zes totalling £2 1 000 can be won by the most 
enterprising proj ects. 
The closing date is 30 August 1991. 
(Details and Entry Form available from the Editors) 
NATURE NOTES February/Ma rch 
It was pleasant to have some mild days after the severe weather. 
Nineteen nests in the rookery by the M4 bridge have survived so 
far. Rooks which have lost their nests try to steal those of 
their luckier comrades, so there is much noise and fighting in 
the rookery at present. It is amusing to watch them struggling 
to push the rightful owners off nests. It would seem more 
sensible to devote this energy to building a nest of their own 
which they must do eventua lly. 
Fieldfares came into our garden for a short time, and a Nuthatch 
and a fox were seen in gardens in Dorney Reach. 
It was reported to me that three swans were seen on Dorney Common, 
one on the brook and two in the road. Those in the road were 
holding up the traffic but drivers were patient and waited until 
they moved. It is good to know that Eton College is making a 
donation to the Swan Rescue Centre. There are also twu pairs of 
swans in the vicinity of the M4 bridge. 
Foxes seem to be on the incr ease. Those seen were reported as 
having a "lean and hungry look" . It is harder for them to find 
sm all rodents on which to feed during very cold weather so at 
this time of year they are not in their best condition. 
When the thaw came, carpets of pink Dead Nettle and Shepherd 's 
Purse seemed none the worse and provided some colour. There 
were also a few bright blue Speedwells. Celandines and Coltsfoot 
are in bloom. Silvery palm is well advanced, and delicate 
hazel catkins are already shedding pollen. The alders make an 
early splash of colour along the river banks as their catkins 
turn from port wine hue to pale gold. 
Gardens are also full of col our with early spring bulbs, and it 
was reported to me that a Yucca which should flower in July is 
already in bud. A week of mild weather probably accounts for 
this. 
Lois Parker 
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We would very much like to thank a l l o f you that have been so 
generous and given or knitted children's winter clothing & boots. The 
response was so good that we now have as much as we can cope with 
at the moment. We've tried to thank each one of you in person but If 
we missed you then please accept this as a 'Thankyou' to everyone 
who has helped us in this way. 
All the items that we couldn't use will be going to Poland to help the 
less fortunate people over there. 
A big 'Thankyou' too for all of you who supported the Hackney Holiday 
Fund at our Lent Lunch on 21st February. About 30 people came and 
raised £.100.00 which will enable us to give some more underprivileged 
children a holiday in the summer. 
GARDENER/HANDYMAN 
WANTED 
2 DAYS A WEEK 
Salary according to 
experience 
Contact Colin Morton 
on (0628) 662823 
THE STORY OF A SCHOOL 
It is with great regret that we announce the death of Len Eastgate, 
for many years a faithful contributor to the Dorney Parish Magazine. 
lie was a keen student of Dorney history, and his series on the story 
of Dorney School has aroused a lively interest among many of our 
readers . He will be sadly missed. The Editors. 
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STOP PRESS PARISH MEETING 20 Harch 
ACTION REQUIRED 
Pailshloncis in the packed Vllldge Hall applauded local H.P. 
Tim S m! th when he declared that he did not believe that there 
was sufficient justification to go ahead with the Flood Relie( 
Channel and ls presslnq for this to go to Publ ic Enquiry. 
Unfortunately a major ity of th􀑸 Par ish Council do not agree 
with him and most of tho:1e present, and wi ll continue to 
support the s􀑹heme; residents who feel that it wi ll severely 
disrupt the ai:ea should wi:ite to South Bucks Distr icl 
Counci l , il.2lt.&.. 
ROWING DITCH PLAN TO FAIL ? 
At the Bucks c.c. gravel enquiry Mr. Hell will claim that the 
County Courn.::: i l "1la11 was not properly reseai:ched and should bt: 
set aside . The meeting and Par ish Council also expressed the ir 
determination to oppose this platt, which could be affected by 
the possible demise of the County Council under. the 
re-orqdnisation of Local Government. 
Tim Smith also declared his opposition to the Eton College 
Rowing Ditch whether pLt::sented as gravel exti:action or as a 
recreational facility; and lie suggested that there was a vt::ry 
good chance that initial applicat ion3 would fail and that 
this, also, would eventually go to Public Enquiry. Many 
residents and Par ish Counci llors had visited the recent 
College exhibition; most were puzzled by the different answers 
qiven to the same question and were appalled by th􀑺 extent of 
the Eton proposition and the devastating effect that it would 
have upon the ax;ea. The Par ish Counci l ai:e opposing the area ' s 
inclusion i n the County g:i::avel plan and i ts use a s a Rowing 
faci lity. A public meeting would probably be necessary when 
the fo:i::mal planning application ls made, later in the year. 
Reference was also made to the possibil ity of integrating the 
widening of the H4 with any of these other gravel producing 
schemes which may come to fruition, but although this was seen 
a􀑻 desil'.able, detai led plans were not expected unti l later 
OtVhEiRsW yHEeLaMrI.N G 
Earlier, the meetiny had seemed rather overwhelmed when g iven 
deta ils of the extent and effec;L of the above planned 
developments and the Par i sh Council's responses. Regulai: annual 
agenda items had been umltted to dl low lung discussion on the 
Uiggc:ry; no debate was pos􀑼 ible on the 1991/2 pr.eccpt a::. 
copies were not ava i lable at the meeting, and it was dec ided 
(despite the continued presence oi dei:el ict fencing, unkempt 
vel'.qe::;, bui lders yal'.d􀑽 .:;i.wl corruq<lted iron), to a.gd ii1 􀑾nle-1. 
lhe Best Kt:pt Vi llagt:: Competition. 
At the conclus ion of thi:e meeting the Chairman r􀑿miuded those 
t,rt:st:nt t..lidl nominc:1tlons for the one District and seven 
Parish Counci llors tu be elected on 2nd Mcty must be submitteJ 
Ly 􀒀th Apr i l. If vou fep) stronulv about any of the above, ouw 
is the llme for action ! 􀒁 
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21st April 
11.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy's 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
28th April 
11.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Cr.eche and Jimmy1 s 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
5th May 
8.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
11. 00 a.m. Sidesman 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy 1 s 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
12th May 
11 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy's 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
ST. JAMES DUTY ROSTER 
THIRD SUNDAY AFTER EASTER 
Parish Communion 
Mrs. Baker John 21 v 1-14 
Mrs. Harpur 1 Cor. 15 v 1-11 
Mr. & Mrs. Belcher 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs. Robb 
Mrs. Street 
FOURTH SUNDAY AFTER EASTER 
Parish Communion 
Mrs. Richmond John 21 v 15-22 
Kristina Richmond Revelations 3 v 14-end 
Mr. & Mrs. Armstrong 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs. Pontin and Mrs. Pepler 
Mrs. Springbett 
ROGATION SUNDAY, FIFTH AFTER EASTER 
Holy Communion 
Mr. Handy 
Family Service 
Mr. Dollimore Readings to be advised 
Mrs. Coish and Mrs. Paton 
All in church 
Mrs. Parker and Mrs. Baker 
Tracey Perryman 
SUNDAY AFTER ASCENSION 
Parish Communion 
Mr. Belcher Luke 24 v 45-end 
Mrs. Liney Ephesians 1 v 15-end 
Mr. & Mrs. Pepler 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs. Belcher and Mrs. Neal 
Mrs. Belcher 
DORNEY & ETON WICK YOUTH GROUP 
The Vicarage 
Lake End Road 
Dorney 
Berks. SL4 6QS 
Tel. 0628 662823 
Leaders: Steve & Elizabeth Bland/Colin & Rosemary Morton 
Sunday Evening Meetings 7 p.m. - 9 p.m. 
April 7th, 21st. 
May 12th, 19th. 
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SERVICES IN THE PARISH CHURCH OF ST. JAMES 
SUNDAY 
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OF THE MONTH 
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TEAM VICAR OF DORNEY 
Revd. Colin H. Pontin, 
The Vicarage, 
69a Eton Wick Road, 
Eton Wick, 
Windsor, BERKS., SL4 6NE. 
Tel : (0753) 852268 
CHURCHWARDENS 
Mrs. Mary Baker 
Elm View, 
Marsh Lane, 
Dorney Reach, 
Maidenhead, Berks. 
Tel: (0628) 661435 
Mr. David Pepler 
54, Hag Hill Rise, 
Taplow, 
Maidenhead, 
Berks. 
Tel: (0628) 663593 
To contact the Revd. Colin Pontin either telephone him direct or leave 
a message at Dorney Vicarage, Tel: (0628) 662823 
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ISSUE NO. 4/91 EDITORIAL MAY 1991 
A competent marketing and advertising agent can sell 
anything and everything. He will tell you that it is all a 
matter of packaging and that in the right wrapper even the 
most undesired and unwanted article can be disguised as a 
good buy. 
Much as a rowing course is presented as incidental to a 
nature reserve, so a flood relief channel is promoted as 
"one of the most important projects this century for wild 
life conservation." 
If you read The Daily Telegraph on the morning of April 15 you could not fail to notice the large photograph on the 
back page which showed two gentlemen from the rivers 
authority standing at Boulters weir which, we are asked to 
believe, is "the starting point of a vital wildlife 
conservation project." The accompanying article, headed 
"Flood channel would be a slice of life for rare birds" 
almost convinces one that the project has been designed for 
the benefit of the Royal Society for the Protection of 
Birds, English Heritage, the Wildlife Trust, the Nature 
Conservancy Council and a host of other conservation 
organizations and if it brings flood relief to Maidenhead, 
well, that's a bonus. 
A map, illustrated with sand martins, a grey heron, a 
kingfisher and a teal, shows the channel meandering through 
the countryside; a countryside devoid of houses or other 
signs of hwnan habitation and although we are told that care 
has been taken to avoid a badgers' sett, the impending 
disturbance to local people is not mentioned. 
The article goes on to say that "with luck, such scarce 
breeders as pochard and gadwell (sic) will become a feature 
of this area" but excludes any reference to ornithologists 
and fishermen looking not only for rare species but also for 
parking spaces. "The new reedbeds will quickly acquire 
colonies of reed buntings and reed warblers" but at this 
point a rather sinister note is introduced, which I quote 
without comment, "and, hopefully in winter, roving bands of 
bearded tits." 
Whether the flood relief channel is absolutely necessary is 
still subject to debate. The immense cost is certainly being 
challenged. 
We are constantly being warned of a national water shortage. 
This will become more acute as years go on, due, in part, to 
the increasing demands of household aids (washing machines, 
dishwashers etc.). To meet these demands many water 
authorities are being forced to pump water from underground 
aquafers and as a consequence of over abstraction many 
rivers in southern and eastern England are running less than 
full. Around the country 40 rivers are at risk and 20 need 
urgent attention. 
In such a situation the occasional flooding of the Thames 
would be a blessing if some method of storing the flood 
water could be found rather than speeding it on its way to 
the sea. Perhaps all or some of it could be directed to The 
Queen Mother Reservoir or some other catchment. 
Maybe this is an engineering impossibility and I am sure 
that a feasibility study has been made, but it would be nice 
if the escape route could benefit our drought-ridden country 
as a whole, rather than merely a few reed warblers and great 
crested grebes. 
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From the Revd. Colin Pontin ... Hay 1991. 
The old 'Wailing Wall' in the city of Jerusalem is a place of 
enormous tension. Armed guards are constantly on patrol, and as you 
approach it through the 'souks' of the old city there are check 
points where you may be searched. On Saturday, the Jewish Sabbath, no 
photographs are allowed and visitors are carefully controlled. The 
milling crowds, the guards, the tourists and of course the orthodox 
Jews making their prayers at the wall, oblivious of the lost in their age-old rituals and ·traditions, alone with hcirso wGdosd,. e ach 
This feeling of tension, the reverence, the uμderlying violence, and 
the crowds, whilst differently dressed and with modern equipment 
( especially cameras!) are perhaps not dissimilar from the Jerusalem 
of Jesus' time. The city then, as now, was a powder keg, especially 
during and immediately after 􀆟assover. These feelings are tangible in 
the writings of the Gospels. It would require a brave (and perhavs 
foolish) man to go into that situation and preach 'another gospel , 
and yet this is just what the first disciples did after the ascension 
of Jesus which we remember this month. That little group of men and 
women, who only a few weeks earlier had been a scattered, frightened, 
denying remnant, were proclaiming that the 'dead' Christ was alive! 
Dr Jim Flemming of the Bible Resources Pilgrim Centre in Jerusalem 
tells of a Jewish colleague at the University of Jerusalem, an expert 
on Herodian and Jewish history at the time of Jesus, who, in spite of 
being an orthodox Jew, believes that God raised Jesus from the dead. 
As a historian and Jew he does not believe in Jesus as Lord as a 
Christian does. The only way that he can account for the history of 
the 1st Century Church is that the resurrection must have taken 
place. Every one of the first disciples died either in exile or by 
martyrdom because of this belief. 
Those disciples turned the world upside down not because of a 
'sincere belief' ,or a plot, but because of an experienced reality. 
Dr Flemming comments 
"If we are looking for the proof of the resurrection in an empty tomb 
we are looking in the wrong place. The proof of the resurrection is 
in the changed lives of the disciples. " 
It is this 'life changing' power that is still available to us today 
and ·which the church proclaims. As we celebrate the ascension and 
begin to think of the Decade of Evangelism ahead we need to ask 
ourselves just how much we know of this ourselves. 
On Easter day we were reminded of the ninth 'Beatitude' from the lips 
of Jesus recorded in the Gospels. There were eight from the sermon on 
the mount, and one other ... 
"Blessed are those who have not seen and yet believe" ..... . 
Colin. (John 20:29) 

CHORClll/ARDENS. 
At the Annual Church Meeting held on the 10th April the meeting 
reluctantly accepted the resignation of Mrs Mary Baker who has been 
one of our Churchwa rdens for the last three years. 
Mary , ably suppo rted by Gerry and the family , has done a tremendous 
job for the Church and Parish, combining the duties of Churchwarden 
with those of looking after a home and family. I sometimes wondered 
how she has managed to do it all! I would like to say a public 
'Thank You' to her on behalf us us all. 
Mary 's place as Churchwarden has been taken by 
Mr Joe Hayton 
46 Harcourt Road, 
Dorney Reach. 
Tel: M'hd.23769. 
Joe is well known to many of you and is a long-standing and very 
suppor tive member of our church and parish. I look forward to working 
together with both him and Mr David Pepler who was also elected as 
Churchwa rden for a further year. 
The job of Churchwa rden is very defflanding and I know that both Joe 
and David will value your prayers for the year ahead. 
Colin. 
PARISH PUMP 
Par ish Counci l Meet ing j Fl ood Al leviation Scheme 
The response to Di strict Counci l in respect of the a.bove 
scheme was agreed I with one vote agai nst . The Parish Counci 1 
wi ll not oppose the scheme provi ded a number of condi tions are 
met. 
Presentat ion 
The Chai rman pai d tri bute to retiring Counci l lor David Shott 
and presented him 1-1ith two framed , hand col oured pri nts in 
apprec iation of his 25 years service. 
Minerals E:<tract ion 
A response strong ly opposing the inclusion of Ai-ea 12 and the 
Eton Rowing Trench in the Bucks C,C. Mi neral s Pl an was 
unan imously agreed for submission to the Public Inquiry. 
Th is takes place in Iver; area 12 wi ll be di scussed on June 
6th and Eton Ro wing Trench and other alternative si tes during 
week June 20-26. 
Ro wing Trench 
Al though the planning appl icat ion has not yet been submitted 1 
an informed meeting to di scuss possible strategies has been 
arranged. 
Insurance 
Our insurance requi rements have been updated. 
Vi llage Hal l 
The Par ish Counci l could not agree to a request from the 
Vi llage Hal l Ma.n agement Commi ttee that the Counc il pay for the 
refinishing of the flo01- . which cost some £800. Recommended 
that the new Counci 1 should meet the VHMC to discuss the 
Ha ll ·s financial posi tion and possible fundi ng requi rements. 
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Thursday 9th May 
Sunday 12th May 
Thursday 23rd May 
Thursday 6th June 
Sunday 16th June 
Thursday 20th June 
Thursday 4th July 
Sunday 7th July 
Thursday 18th July 
Sunday 21st July 
Saturday 27th July 
Saturday 7th September 
Saturday 21st September 
Saturday 28th September 
Sunday 6th October 
Friday 18th October 
Friday 15th November 
1992 
Saturday 18th January 
DORNEY W.I. 
DORNEY PARISH COUNCIL 
DORNEY P . C.C. 
DORNEY VILLAGE HALL 
MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE 
DORNEY OVER 60 ' s CLUB 
DORNEY & ETON WICK 
YOUTH GROUP 
RAINBOWS 
BROWNIES 
GUIDES 
DIARY OF EVENTS 
Whist Club Village Hall 8 p.m. 
DDHS Bring and Buy Sale 
Whist Club Village Hall 8 p.m. 
Whist Club Village Hall 8 p.m. 
Barbecue for Christian Aid at 
Melrose Dorney Reach Road 
Whist Club Village Hall 8 p.m. 
Dorney Guides & Brownies coffee 
morning at Melrose 
Whist Club Vi1lage Hall 8 p.m . 
Village Happening at The Vicarage 
Whist Club Vil1age Hall 8 p.m. 
DDHS Summer Garden Competition 
DDHS .Barbecue 
DDHS Annual Show· The Eton/Dorney C· entre 
20th Birthday Celebration 
DDHS Harvest Supper 
DDHS Autumn Bring and Buy Sale 
DDHS Cheese and Wine Evening 
DDHS Annual General Meeting 
D*D HS W*i nter D* ance 
Second Wednesday of each month 
Second Tuesday of each month 
First Wednesday of each month 
The Vicarage 8 p.rn. 
Second Monday of each month 
Village Hall 
Luncheon in the Vicarage 
Dates: 14/5 ll/6 9/7 10/9 
8/10 12/ll 10/12 
Meet at the Vicarage 
Dates : 12/5 19/5 2/6 9/6 
30/6 7 /7 21/7 
Every Friday Dorney School 
3.30-4 . 3 0 p.m. 
Every Thursday Village Hall 
6 . 00-7.30 p.m. 
Every Wednesday The Vicarage 
7 . 15-9 . 00 p.m. 
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DORNEY GUIDES & BROWNIES 
invite you to their 
COFFEE MORNING 
on 
Thursday 4th July 11 a . m. 
at 
MELROSE 
BRING & BUY 
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DORNEY GUIDES 
At the start of term in January the Guides enjoyed· a night out at the Pantomime 'Cinderella' 
starring Joe Brown at Windsor Theatre Royal. 
The Guides held their annual old peoples' party at the beginning of February and although 
it was the weekend it snowed everybody managed to make it and we had an afternoon of 
games and entertainment. 
At the end of January I had great pleasure in being able to present Caroline Ashford's Baden 
Powell Trefoil, which was my first one since taking over the company. To gain this award, 
the highest one in Guides, Caroline bad to take a number of badges involving homecraft 
skills, camping and doing some service for the community. We had a lovely evening in the 
company of badge testers and Caroline's family. 
The Guides enjoyed an evening of pancakes the week before Shrove Tuesday as unfortunately 
this fell in half term. 
After half term each Patrol organised their own international evening, not only did they have 
to dress up in costume appropriate to their chosen country but they cooked some food, made 
up a quiz and a enjoyed a game. 
In March we went to Dorney Court as part of the Local History Badge when Lois Parker 
kindly offered to show us around including the bedroom where the ghost is supposed to be! 
On the last evening before breaking up for F.aster we held a goodbye party for Gemma and 
Anna Ibbotson who are going to live in America for 3 yeam. All the Guides dressed up in 
traditional english costumes - these ranged from posh english ladies, a nurse, a cricketer, a 
policeman, a city gent and lots more. We enjoyed a good old english tea which included 
cucumber sandwiches, sausage rolls and hot cross buns. We wish Gemma and Anna good 
luck in their new home and look foward to hearing their stories about the Girl Scouts in 
America. 
I would like to congratulate the following Guides for gaining the following badges: 
Kate Mitchell Speaker Caroline Millward Toymaker & Entertainer 
Gemma Ibbotson Speaker Gemma Roberts Toymaker & Entertainer 
Melanie Penfold Speaker Katie Blais Entertainer 
Kelly Hobbs Speaker & Yellow Trefoil Mary Peachey Cook 
Anna Mitchell ) Jane Wimall Yellow Trefoil 
Emma Nawrocki ) Toymaker Holly Bond Yellow Trefoil 
Corinne Comer ) Jamie Blais Hostess & Entertainer 
Anna Ibbotson Toymaker & Hostess Kate Winsall Hostess 
MICHAEIA IANGSTON 

􀄱he following letter appeared in the 11th. April edition of 
the Express: 
The Editor 
The Windsor Express 
Dear sir 
16 Harcourt Rd 
Dorney Reach 
Maidenhead 
Berks SL6 ODU 
4 . 4 . 1991 
It is easy if not very laudable, for Eton Town Council 
to support a project which impacts severely on a 
neighbouring parish, but which has no effect on its own. A 
development of the NIMBY concept to read YITBY, i.e. "Yes in 
their back yard." Yours faithfully 
M.P. Wooller 
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PARISH PRECEPT 1989/90 1990/91 1990/91 1991/92 
Actual Estimate Probable R ' mend 
Estimate 
Clerk-Salary 716 618 655 714 
-Expenses 1,0 150 165 
Petty Cash 100 140 180 200 
Printing & Stat. 390 145 160 210 
Hire of Rooms 76 50 60 65 
Insurance 70 130 130 170 
Subscriptions 94 120 120 130 
Parish News 700 550 560 620 
Audit Fee 132 145 190 220 
Loan Charges SR 88 88 88 
Grass Cutting 227 155 380 250 
Labour 300 350 210 350 
Ree. Ground/N. Boards 350 150 200 
Litter Collection 100 120 100 
Village Hall 710 
Lighting-Energy 213 580 400 450 
Maintenance 611 1450 1200 1000 
Playground Seat 275 
Bus Shelter 250 
Totals £ 4802 5141 4633 5182 
Less grass cutting 
contribution from 
Bucks County Council 612 612 654 654 
4190 4529 3979 4528 
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DORNEY WOMEN ' S INSTITUTE April 
Another really lovely sunny warm day for our meeting, so 
pleasant after the wintry cold days we have been having, and 
helps attendance numbers favourably. How can anyone have 
anything but praise for such a lovely day, and yet there was 
a disconcerting factor; it ruined our film show. We had an 
excellent Speaker , whose subject was the River Thames , 
Source to Finish, and his talk was given during accompanying 
slides, of which, unfortunately, we could see little, due to 
the very bright light of this summery day. He, fortnately, 
had a sense of humour which helped to brighten the monotony 
of looking at an almost blank screen. Maybe we should invite 
him back during the winter as compensation, when we could 
almost guarantee a dark sombre day. 
After some deliberation it was decided, for financial 
reasons, to change the venue of the June outing from 
Beaulieu Abbey to Highclere , near Newbury. 
There was a good number of volunteers for the Knit In on 
April 11th. and it was presumed that as a result, a worth 
while contribution will be forthcoming for the Rheumatism 
and Arthritis Council for Research. 
A welcome item of interest was the news of the introduction 
of a new W . I . in the district at Burnham. They will meet on 
the third Tuesday of the month at 7 . 45 p.m. in the Lent Rise 
Room, Burnham Park, and we shall be pleased to have this 
addition to our Regional Group. 
Notice was given of the Antiques Road Show to be held in the 
Village Hall on 27th. April in aid of the secondary glazing 
to the Hall windows for soundproofing purposes, and support 
was requested for this event. 
At the May meeting v.c.o. Mrs. s . Connor will be attending 
to advise on the Resolutions to be brought forward at the 
Triennial General Meeting. 
The competition for the May meeting will be a small flower 
arrangement. 
Dear Editors, 
The Dell, 
18 Harcourt Road, 
Dorney Reach. 
24th. March, 1991. 
It seems from figures in the Village Appraisal Report, 
comments in our Parish News and opinions of many local 
people, that the proposed Flood Relief Channel is objected 
to most strongly. 
I therefore feel it is urgent that our Parish Council does a 
quick "U Turn" and joins Taplow Council to oppose the 
scheme. 
There is a parallel - the Community Charge was unpopular 
with the electorate so our Government had the courage to 
make a "U Turn. " 
Yours sincerely, 
George Williams . 
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Dear Mr. Cody, 
I understand and sympathize with Eton College in needing to 
escape the hooligan and tourist element on the river. What I 
do not understand is the suggested location and wanting to 
share with the public and all the drawbacks this latter in 
an unsupervised position could bring. Surely they would be 
back to square one! ! 
Fellows Eyot at Eton floods on a regular basis, I would 
suggest this becomes the site. They would kill two birds 
with one shot and would be enabled to police the site 
themselves. They could still allow others to use it if they 
so desired, on the same basis as they now let School Hall. 
While on the subject of water, have the river authorities 
explored the possibility of dredging the river and other 
silted up places, such as cuckoo weir, all of which have 
been neglected since the Thames Conservancy went. 
We have lived here for over thirty years and have never 
known a serious flood. The Thames Conservancy cured the 
trouble over thirty years ago after the flooding in the High 
Street at Eton and Datchet. 
The whole scheme smells of "jobs for the boys" - especially 
as the river is now lower than it ever was. It's also called 
"empire building" I believe. 
Please Mr. Cody do not print my name and address on the 
letter. I'm afraid of the "Heavy Brigade" or "Media Mafia." 
( This letter, from outside the Parish, came with name and 
address supplied. } 
NATURE NOTES - MARCH/APRIL 1991 
By mid-March our winter visitors had flown. Blackthorn 
bushes were in flower , sticky buds had burst into leaf , 
hawthorns were newly green and the catkins of the aspens had 
changed from dark red to cream and pink. 
I saw my first spring butterfly which was a yellow brimstone 
male. 
I was pleased to hear that goldcrests, the smallest British 
bird , are seen around the Vicarage. A green woodpecker flew 
by me near the church and a bald robin has appeared in 
gardens in Meadow Way. It may be the same one seen so often 
2/3 years ago. Towards the end of March a nightingale was 
heard singing in a garden in Harcourt Road. This same garden 
is visited by mallards. The female fussed around as if she 
cannot make up her mind where to build her nest. Later I 
heard she had chosen another site . 
I found a woodmouse dead in the road and a long tailed mouse 
on my doorstep. Carpets of yellow celandine were everywhere 
mingled with some blooms of Queen Anne's lace. The wood 
anemone I found last year has produced four blooms. I was 
very glad to see it had survived. 
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By early April the catkins of the aspens had changed to 
emerald and weeping willows were in their full beauty with 
cascades of gold green foliage. The leaves of the sycamore 
trees were still tightly budded although some were almost 
ready to break through the pale pink sheath which protects 
them. 
The number of nests in the M4 rookery has risen from 19 to 
28. The would be nest thieves have obviously resigned 
themselves to build anew. 
Little owls have been seen chattering in the trees round 
Northfield Cottage and they are also seen from time to time 
in Marsh Lane. 
By mid- April another nest had been built in the M4 rookery, 
sited at the top of a French willow which had grown taller 
than usual. Willows make precarious nesting sites for large 
birds, so I hope the nest survives. 
Lois Parker . 
BARBECUE FOR THE FAMILY 
ON 
SUNDAY 16TH JUNE 
AT 
MELROSE, DORNEY REACH ROAD 
Proceeds to Christian Aid 
We hope everybody is keeping this Sunday free and will come 
and support such a relevant cause. 
There will be Bowls and Clock Golf and we hope to have 
Tombola and a Cake Stall. 
Tickets £5 each 
Children under 12 years, free. 
One glass of wine included in the price. 
Tickets from Brigit Ames 0628 661065. 
LEN EASTGATE 
Audrey, Patricia and David would like to thank 
all neighbours and friends for their support and 
kind messages of sympathy on the sudden loss of a 
dear husband and father 
and for the generous donations to the 
Dorney Church Fabric Fund. 
DORNEY BABY-SITTING CLUB 
For details please contact Jan Bowman 0628 23228 
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DORNEY DEVEL□PMENTS 
WHOSE VILLAGE IS IT ? 
bringing you th• 
l•t••t new• •nd view• 
Accordi ng to the l ocal press, Eton Town Counci l are much i n 
f avour of the proposed rowing d i tch and cannot understand why 
Dorney residents are l ess than enthusi asti c about hosting 200 
gravel l orries a day , for ten years, through thei r rural 
1 anes. I am sure that Eton T. C. would be rather upset at a 
proposal from Dorney for a vast gravel p i t i n 􀄦 area. 
KEY OF THE DOOR 
Dorney Vi l l age Hal l wi l l celebrate i ts 21st anni versary l ater 
i n the year. Ol der resi dents , some of whom are sti l l on the 
Management Commi ttee , wi l l remember the f und rai s i ng and 
effort that enabled the Hal l to be bui l t . At the AGM i n the 
Hal l on Monday, May 13th the Commi ttee wi l l be l ooki ng f or a 
new secretary and an entertainments off icer , so especial l y i f 
you are relat i ve l y new to the vi l l age why not come al ong and 
vol unteer for one of these not too onerous posts ? 
ALL CHANGE 
New f aces wi l l certai n l y be seen at the Parish Counci l ; 
welcome to Li z Mi l l ward (Old Marsh Lane ) , Char l es Coish 
(Dorney Reach} and Addi s Page (Lake End) wi l l be rep l ac i ng 
ret i ri ng Chai rman Peter Belcher , Mi chael Armstron g , and Dav i d 
Shott . Old hands rema i n i ng are Paul Bampton , Ken Ri chmond & 
Audrey Wool l er , al l of Dorney Reach , and Peregri ne Palmer. 
Matters worthy of renewed discussion may include traf f i c 
calmi ng measures i n the Vi l l age and south of the Marsh Lane 
M. 4. bridge; heavy vehic l e exclusion zone , and other subjects 
covered by the Vi l l age Appraisal . It may also be that the new 
Counci l would wish to support Tim Smith & the major i t y of 
residents in their opposition to the Fl ood Rel i ef Scheme ! 
Thanks are due, to those standi ng down , for thei r considerable 
efforts over the past years. 
On May 2nd a new Di stri et Counci 1 1 or wi 1 1 be el ected to 
replace Peregrine Pal mer , ret i r i ng from Distr i ct after many 
years. 
PUBLIC RELATIONS 
Readers of the National Press may have noti ced an i ncrease i n 
propaganda e:<tol l i ng the advantages of the Flood Rel i ef Trench 
and the Rowing Di tch. It is unl i kely that the Pari sh Counci l 
could afford to hire their own professional Pub l i c Relations 
person but they may, perhaps, wel come a l ocal vol unteer w i th 
eHperience i n such matters. Offers to the edi tor , p l ease. 
MI STAKEN IDENTITY 
Contrary to the opi n i on of one or two of my readers, thi s 
col umn i s not wri tten on behal f of the Pari sh Counc i l , or of 
the edi tors. Seekers of the Counci l ' s off i cal ward should read 
Pari sh Pump , monthly i n this magaz ine, or consu l t the month l y 
mi nutes d i sp l ayed on the notice boards and at the Eton-Dorney 
Canfer£!nce Centre. 
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ARE YOU 
REALLY AGA I N.ST 
THE ROW I NG 
TRENCH 
I f you f eel 
commi tted to 
oppose thi s scheme 
and woul d 
ACT I ON 
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GROUP 
p l ease c:ontact 
Mi ke Armstrong 
on <)628 61)5595" 26912 
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THE THAMESWEY CHRISTIAN 
TRAINING SCHEME 
Mlahael Taylor, who was for four years Deanery Eduaatlon Chaplain, 
moved in September to a new post In Nottingham. If you seek his 
monument, look at the Thameswey Christian Training Scheme, which he 
started and which Is now In Its fourth year. From small beginnings It 
has grown to Its present size, offering nine courses. In an exciting 
development classes have been put on for the first time In Windsor 
and Maidenhead. 
The titles of this years' courses are 'Exploring the Old Testament·, 
'Exploring the New Testament', 'Worshipping Together·, 'The Story of 
the Church', 'Serving and Caring·, 'Following Christ Today', 'Growing In 
Prayer', 'Evil, Suffering and Religion' and ·communicating the Gospel', 
Enrolments for all these courses have been satisfactory, averaging 8 
10 . The cost Is t:15 for a course of nine classes, which makes each 
class cheaper than a visit to the cinema! 
The Thameswey Scheme is controlled by a small Management Committee, 
which Is now beginning to think about a programme for 1991/92. Any 
suggestions for courses will be considered by the Committee; If you 
have any Ideas, please send them to me at Langley Rectory, SLJ 7EN. 
What Is noticeable Is that some parishes are strong supporters and 
every year members come to follow one or more courses. Other 
parishes, however, do not seem to have taken notice and have not sent 
a n y m e m b e r s . B u s i n e s s p e o p l e w i l l be a w a r e t h a t t h e b e s t 
advertisement I s a satisfied customer. I n the same way I f some 
members o f a parish attend a course and speak well of It, other 
parishioners will be encouraged to put forward their own names next 
year. I would like to think that some readers of this article may say, 
"Yes, that sounds Interesting for me·, will look at the Thameswey 
prospectus when It appears In September and will enrol for a course. 
Most class members follow a course Just for Its own sake, but anyone 
who feels called to ministry as a Reader Is obliged to do their training 
through their local Christian Training Scheme. It Is also possible to use 
the Scheme to study for the Diocesan Certificate In Christian Studies. 
This Involves completing nine different courses over a period of not 
less than three years and submitting some written work. If anyone Is 
Interested In either of these possibilities they may contact me for 
further details. 
Jeremy Hurst, Acting Director. 

tb"Eton Dc 9rr,􀀍Y 
TEMPORARY PART TIME 
CLEANER REQUIRED 
CONTACT 
MRS ROSEMARY MORTON 
10628) 662823 
THE ETON-DORNEY CENTRE THE VICARAGE DORNEY 
We are planning to publish Len Eastgate ' s "The Story of a 
School" in book form and hope to include photographs of the 
period. 
If anyone has photographs illustrating Dorney ' s history and 
personalities and is willing to have them published, we will 
be very pleased to receive them. The originals will, of 
course, be returned . 
If sufficient photographs are received, we plan to mount an 
exhibition. 
Money raised by this enterprise will be donated to the 
church and to the school. 
Colin Morton. Warden 
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The Village Hall Management Committee reminds us that this 
year marks the 21st. anniversary of the 11 new11 hall. We think 
readers will be interested in the report of its official 
opening which appeared in the November 1970 issue of this 
magazine. It is a reminder of the many old friends and of 
the great spirit that prevailed in the community at that 
time:- 
THE OFFICIAL OPENING OF THE NEW VILLAGE HALL 
The events of Saturday 10th October were surely the most 
socially successful in the history of Dorney and the Reach. 
The capacity attendance at both the afternoon and evening 
events and the enthusiasm and party atmosphere ensured that 
the day will be remembered as a happy one. 
The inside of the hall was gaily decorated (the inspiration 
of Nancy Wiltshire) with ingeniously constructed globes 
surrounding the central hanging lights; the one nearest the 
stage depicted the traditional Dorney Pineapple. A red and 
white canopy ran down each side of the hall under which the 
local societies had arranged their exhi bits. 
The opening ceremonies started at 2.45 p.m. when Ken 
Richmond, the joint Chairman of the Village Hall Committee, 
introduced members of that Committee, and the audience, of 
over 200, applauded the work of all concerned. 
Miss Bennett was then introduced and warmly welcomed by the 
audience. In last month 's magazine we read of Miss Bennett 's 
association with the Old Village Hall since its inception , 
and it was fitting and to our pleasure that she should open 
the New Hall. 
With great charm she told us how pleased she was to perform 
this duty and spoke of her memories of the Village and of 
the Villagers. Miss Bennett then cut the tape and the New 
Hall was officially open. 
The Rev. E.T. Serlock presented Miss Bennett with a handbag 
from the Old Village Hall Committee and thanked her for her 
work over the years. Miss Humphries presented a portable 
radio from the Health Visitors who were based in the Old 
Hall. Miss Bennett was also pleased to receive a bouquet of 
flowers from two of the Dorney schoolchildren. Mr. T.W.E. 
Roche conveyed to Miss Bennett our thanks for consenting to 
officiate at this occasion. 
Visitors were then invited to study the exhibition tables 
set-up by the lo"cal societies and clubs. These gave a 
comprehe nsive picture of activities, and it is hoped that 
the propaganda will increase membership. 
The scene was then set for the Dorney Pageant. Written and 
narrated by T.W.E. Roche, produced and directed by Yetta 
Roche, ably assisted by Audrey Wooller and acted by the 
local children. Unfolded before us were scenes of Dorney 
history from Saxon times to the present day. We met 
Swineherds, Humble Bees, Nuns , a Queen, a couple of Kings 
and Lords and Ladies. The first pineapple grown in England 
was in the gardens of Dorney Court in the year 1665. This 
first pineapple was presented to King Charles 11 by Sir 
James Palmer. This occasion was re-enacted in the Pageant 
and the pineapple used was appropriately presented to Mrs. 
Palmer at the end of the story. 
It really was a wonderful production and all concerned are 
to be congratulated , including all the Mums for their work 
on the costumes. We hope to have the opportunity to see a 
repeat performance. 
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We were promised that the Dance in the evening would be a 
lively affair and by heavens it was. The organizers, in 
their wildest dreams, could not have expected such an 
unqualified success. The hall was bulging at the seams, wine 
flowed, the food was consumed with relish, and discs and the 
Stan Draper Trio kept the masses in a gay mood, dancing 
until way after midnight. 
It was a real coming together of all the community and I 
hope a precedent for future festivities. 
ADVANCE NOTICE... A CONCERT IS TO BE GIVEN IN 
ST JAMES CHURCH, DORNEY. 
SATURDAY Sth.JUNE 1991. 
8.00pm. 
* 'THE LILY AND THE ROSE' * 
The concert is of French and Baroque music on period instruments, 
performed by Jenifer Haylett, soprano; Andre􀆠 Crawford, flute; Roger 
Deats, viol da gamba and Jenifer Cowan, virginals. 
The programme will include arias and flute sonatas by Rameau, Leclair 
and Couperin, songs by Purcell and Johnson, a gamba sonata by de Fesch 
and an enchanting cantata by Croft entitled 1 Celladon'. 
Further details and publicity will be available shortly and will be 
on display in the church and village. 
Tickets will be available from either: 
Mrs Mary Baker, or 
Elm View, 
Marsh Lane 
Dorney. 
Tel Burn.661435. 
Mrs Joy Richmond, 
31 Harcourt Road, 
Dorney Reach 
Tel: Maid'hd.26972. 
at the cost of £5 each. (£4 for senior citizens) and will include a 
glass of wine in the interval. 
All monies raised will be in aid of church funds. 
Please make a date in your diary ... Advance booking is advised as 
Dorney Church soon fills up! 
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19th. May 
11.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy's 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
26th. May 
11.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy's 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
2nd. June 
8.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 11. 00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy's 
cleaning 
Flowers 
9th. June 
11.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy's 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
ST. JAMES DUTY ROSTER 
PENTECOST 
Parish Communion 
Mr. King John 14 v 8-17 
Mrs. Pepler Ephesians 1 v 3-14 
Mrs. Baker and Mrs. Sagajillo 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs. Armstrong 
Mrs. Ames 
TRINITY SUNDAY 
Parish Communion 
Mrs. Handy John 15 v 1-5 
Mrs. Parker 1 Peter 2 v 1-10 
Mrs. Harpur and Mrs. Ames 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs. Eastgate and Mrs. Jones 
Mrs. Stopford 
SECOND SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST 
Holy Communion 
Mr. Liney 
Family Service 
Mr. Hayton 
Readings to be advised 
Mrs. Perryman and Mrs. Smith 
All in church 
Mrs. Evans and Mrs. Westendorp 
Mrs. Smith 
THIRD SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST 
Parish Communion 
Mrs. Ames John 15 v 5-11 
Mrs. Hayton Romans 6 v 3-11 
Mrs. Richmond and Kristina 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs. Street 
Mrs. Street 
HANGING BASKETS AND CONTAINERS 
PREPARED FOR SUMMER OR SUPPLIED COMPLETE 
Bill Parker, 17 Meadow Way, Dorney Reach. (0628 25307) 
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SERVICES IN THE PARISH CHURCH OF ST. JAMES 
SUNDAY 
FIRST SUNDAY 
OF THE MONTH 
FIFTH SUNDAY 
OF THE MONTH 
10.45 a.m. 
11.00 a.m. 
8.00 a.m. 
11.00 a.m. 
8.00 a.m. 
11.00 a.m. 
St.James' Club ("Jimmy's") 
and Creche at the Vicarage 
Parish Communion 
Holy Communion 
Family Service 
Holy Communion 
Mattins 
TEAM VICAR OF DORNEY 
Revd. Colin H. Pontin, 
The Vicarage, 
69a Eton Wick Road, 
Eton Wick, 
Windsor, BERKS., SL4 6NE. 
Tel : (0753) 852268 
CHURCHWARDENS 
Mrs. Mary Baker 
Elm View, 
Marsh Lane. 
Dorney Reach, 
Maidenhead, Berks. 
Tel: (0628) 661435 
Mr. David Pepler 
54, Hag Hill Rise, 
Taplow, 
Maidenhead, 
Berks. 
Tel: (0628) 663593 
To contact the Revd. Colin Pontin either telephone him direct or leave 
a message at Dorney Vicarage, Tel: (0628) 662823 
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ISSUE NO. 5/91 EDITORIAL JUNE 1991 
The recent changes make it appropriate to express appreciation 
for the public spirited few who volunteer to serve on the Parish 
Council. 
It is a service to the community that attracts criticism but very 
few words of thanks or approval. Many of us imagine that we could 
do a better job, but of course we have neither the time nor the 
inclination to put ourselves to the test. Fortunately there is 
always "someone else" who will come forward to 11 look-after11 the 
parish, safeguard our interests and be at the forefront of our 
opposition to the several bodies that are threatening our 
environment. 
Three Councillors, Michael Armstrong, Peter Belcher and David 
Shott recently retired. They gave varying years of service to 
Dorney and I am sure that I can voice a communal thanks for the 
many hours they devoted to local affairs. As Chairman for the 
past nine years, Peter has shown confident leadership and a clear 
understanding of local issues, and I hope his expertise will not 
be entirely lost to the parish. 
Two new members, Liz Millward and Addis Page, join Paul Bampton, 
Charles Coish, Peregrine Palmer and Audrey Wooller, under the 
Chairmanship of Ken Richmond, to form the new Parish Council. Joy 
Richmond is elected District Councillor to represent us at County 
level. 
We wish them a successful term of office and assure them of our 
full support and encouragement. 
The next few years will be a telling time for the parish, 
requiring a committed awareness of the environmental dangers 
pressing upon us, particularly the extraction of gravel, the 
rowing trench, the M4 widening and the flood relief channel. 
The Parish Council must be at the vanguard of a united parish. 
• • • 
ETON ROWING TRENCH 
At a recent meeting Several people offered to become members of a 
task force whose purpose is to prevent the development of the Eton Rowing Trench. 
A letter is to be circulated to all Dorney residents underlying 
the threat posed by both the construction and by the subsequent 
use of the rowing course. 
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From Revd.Colin Pontin June 1991. 
You have probably heard the story of the man who , When visited by the 
Vicar, wanted to share with him his own ' religious experience' . He 
rummaged about in the bottom of his cupboard and eventually emerged 
triumphantly brandishing a piece of paper on which he had recorded the 
great event when it had happened many years before. Unfortunately the 
ink had faded over the years and the mice had been at the paper and so 
the whole thing was indecipherable. The man remembered that he had had 
it! He couldn ' t however, remember what it was ! 
When I talk to one and another I find that the above situation is not 
so infrequent . I am often told how great things used to be both in 
personal experience and in church life. How exciting faith was in the 
r.as t and how God was somehow much more real then than now. Inevitably 
'Distance lends enchantment to the view", but it is a sad fact that 
for many, past Christian experience is better than the present. As we 
get older life takes its toll, cynicism creeps in and we find God 
bbeeccoommiensg aa fdorismt aonf tw o' riddesa r'a, t hraetrh ethra nth aan lai vipnrge seexnpt erreieanlciet yo; fw Gorosdh. ip 
It shouldn ' t be like this ! 
The life of the Disciples with Jesus was full of excitement before the 
'disaster' of the arrest and the crucifixion which seemed to end all 
their hopes and aspirations. The resurrection brought about a new 
phase in their learning and understanding, just as excitinf as before 
but much more challenging, humanly speaking. Then another setback' , 
Jesus left them again at the ascension but in doing so promised 
greater things to come. At Pentecost the Holy Spirit came upon them 
bringing a whole new dimension to their spiritual lives enabling them 
to live and witness as they had never lived before. This new life 
bthreo ugjhoyt ,w fiuthlf iiltm cehnat lalnendg belse, sssaincgr iwfhiciceh a nthde ys uaflfesor inexgp beurite cnocmepda, rtehd etseo 
things faded into the background. 
This Pentecostal experience is available to every Christian today if 
we really want it and that is perhaps the biggest barrier. We can so 
easily opt for second best because it is less demanding. The message 
of Pentecos t is not only that God gave a great gift to his church but 
that this gift needs to be experienced and used afresh in every 
generation. It is only when this happens that the Church somnolent 
becomes the Church Militant ! . 
Colin. • • • • • • 
• FUND RAISING DAY • 
• FOR • 
ST. JAMES ' CHURCH DORNEY • 
• Come to the Village Hall • 
on • 
Saturday 12th. October • 
Keep the day free. Details to follow. • • • • • • 
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DORNEY WOMEN' S INSTITUTE 
May - the month normally delegated for the discussion and voting 
on Resolutions to be brought forward at the Annual General 
Meeting and not generally anticipated with a great deal of 
pleasure. However this month was certainly different. We had an 
Officer of the Bucks W.I. Executive Committee, Mrs. S . Connor to 
give us the details, and she proved to be such a wonderful 
speaker, she took away all the boredom of such an uninteresting 
subject, and had us all totally absorbed, and understanding even 
the complicated financial and legal interpretation of one of the 
items put forward. It was a great pleasure to listen to such an 
excellent speaker . 
Attention was drawn to the annual outing. Mrs. Crane advised that 
Highclere, Newbury, is not available for visitors until July, so 
the date of the outing has been changed to 18th. July. Items of interest from the Newsletter were the Photography 
Classes on 16th. July, 10am to 3 . 30pm, at the Community Centre, 
Chalfant St. Giles. Application forms are with Mrs. Allen, and 
the closing date is 13th. June. The Coach Outing "Re-discovering 
Docklands" was such a success that a second trip is being 
organized for 13th. August. The closing date is 15th. July and 
applications should be made to Mrs. Allen . 
County Home Economics Day is being held on 24th. September in the 
Civic Centre, Aylesbury, at 10am. Mrs. Sue Phillips (a member of 
Gardeners' Question Time ) will give an illustrated talk entitled 11The World' s Worst, 11 a light-hearted but informative 
horticultural travelogue , and a cookery demonstration will be 
given by Mrs. Annas Line , from Tesco1 s - 11sensational Starters 
and Delicious Desserts . 11 
Bucks Council for Voluntary Service is once again organizing a 
Village Ventures Competition. Full details and application form 
are available from Bucks Council for Voluntary Service, Walton 
House, Walton Street , Aylesbury, Bucks HP21 7QO. 
The speaker next month will be Mrs. A. Kent, and the subject "Hat 
Chat. " 
The competition will be to bring a hat from your own collection 
to wear at the meeting - and whose will win? 
• * * • • • • • • 
• DORNEY GUIDES & BROWNIES * 
• invite you to their • 
• COFFEE MORNING • 
• on • 
• Thursday 4th July 11 a.m. • 
• at • 
• MELROSE • 
BRING & BUY RAFFLE • * • * • * * * * 
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THE PARISH PUMP 
Notes on a meeting of the Parish Council 
held in May 1991. 
The following Councillors were elected to office: Chairman: 
Mr. K. Richmond 
Vice Chairman: Mr. P. Bampton 
Standing Committee: Chairman, Vice Chairman and Mrs . A. 
Wooller. 
Finance Committee: Mr. P. Palmer ( Chairman) Mr. Bampton and 
Mrs. L. Millward 
Planning Committee: Mr. Bampton (Chairman) Mr. C. Coish and 
DRerp. rAes. ePnatgaet ives on other bodies: 
South Bucks Association of Local Councils: Mr. Richmond 
Dorney Village Hall Management Committee: Mrs . Millward 
TPharamisehs NPelwans nRinepgo rantde rAm: Menrsit. yW Fooorlumler: Dr. Page 
1 . Highway Matters . The appropriate authorities are again 
being alerted to the broken road sign and pothole, and the 
deplorable state of roadside gutters , particularly in oak 
Stubbs Lane. It is particularly important this year that the 
Parish looks its best. It is understood that new regulations 
regarding the maintenance of the environment are imminent, 
and the District Council is being asked for information 
regarding its new responsibilities. 
2 . The Flood Alleviation Scheme, Minerals Local Plan (area 
12) and the Rowing Trench were discussed. The new 
Councillors are to be brought up to date with the details of 
these proposals. The Chairman reported on a panel, meeting 
to discuss the response to the planning application for the 
Raopwpilnigc aTtrieonn ctho; bthe es uCboumnictitle di. s still waiting for the official 
3 . There is to be a general discussion on the response of 
the Parish Council to the Village Hall appeal for financial 
help. 
4 . Accounts for payment. This month' s accounts include £43 
repayment loans account, £90 two grass cuts, £68 Clerk's 
salary, £7-50 typing, £6 subscription to Planning & 
Amenities Forum and £10 for petrol for mower. 
5. Planning. No comments were made on the following: 
S/91/0342 Extension, external staircase on part of existing 
stable block, Dorney Meadow. 
HSe/r9m1/it0a3g1e1 CSoiunrgtl eL astnoer ey saindde extension and conservatory The 
S/91/0312 Listed Building application for above. 
S/91/0347 First floor extension 14 Harcourt Road. 
6 . Litter Blitz April 28th. Sincere thanks and 
congratulations were sent to Mr. Armstrong and Mr. Coish for 
co-ordinating the very successful local effort on the 
towpath. It is possible more litter bins may be provided. 
Parishioners are reminded that should the skips, well 
appreciated and used, be in danger of overflowing, a call to 
SBDC on 0753 33333 should produce action. 
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7 . Any Other Business . 
a) Minutes and Agendas are to be placed in the Vicarage in 
future. 
bis) bAe pinrge sesorvugahtito. n order on the chestnut trees in Court Lane 
c) The Parish Council is raising strong representations to 
Berkshire regarding the suggested possible gypsy site near the Slough Sewage Works . 
d) The new District Councillor is being invited to attend 
pPoarinisths . Council Meetings to mark and liaise on particular 
8. A special tribute was paid to Peter Belcher who has given 
ysuecahrs p. ublic spirited service to the community over so many 
NATURE NOTES APRIL/MAY 1991 
By mid-April the leaves of the black poplars were their 
attractive spring shade, a pale copper with a hint of the 
olive green they will become later. 
A few flowers had appeared on some chestnut candles and by 
the third week some May was in bloom. 
On 21st. April I saw my first ducklings of the season. There 
wthere eM e4 igbhrtid bgrea. vely following their mother in the vicinity of 
I found a Elephant Hawk moth caterpillar in the garden. It 
is an interesting brown but when the moth appears it will be 
in pretty shades of brown, olive green and pink. 
A friend in Harcourt Road has reported that a nest of young 
rsopbelinls. in her garden had died owing to the unusually cold 
A young magpie has been trying to build a nest in a small 
conifer situated in a garden at Climo' s Corner. Its 
inexperience was obvious as it endeavoured to place 4ft. 
sticks across the branches which soon dislodged and fell. 
After some days it used shorter sticks and the nest 
islto.w ly took shape. It does not seem to have a mate to help 
A cuckoo has been heard several times and it was amusing to 
watch rooks chasing off a heron which had come too close to 
tevhaed er oothkee rayt. taItcks inlgon gro olkegss. were no asset as it tried to 
There is a mass of Field Pansies and Heartsease Pansies in a 
field by the river and near Queen' s Eyot. The seeds must 
hfoavr e thleamin t do oarpmpaenat rf. or some time until conditions were right 
Hedgehogs are out of hibernation but care should still be 
otaf ktenh e recgoalrdd. ing rubbish heaps as slow-worms crawl under out 
Afo wotepaasetlh . has been seen again in the vicinity of the M4 
Is ehenav we ablkeeinng a tskhee dl hoocwa lIi tcyo. mTphilies misy bnoectaesu sae sI Is ealmd noomt w aolfkte n 
through Dorney Village, and on my river walks rarely see 
anyone I know. Some information is given me by friends but 
the greater number of items I have seen personally. 
Lois Parker. 
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15 Apr il 1991 
The Editor 
The Da ily Telegraph 181 Marsh Wall 
London E14 9SR 
SIR, 
Dorney End, 
Do rney Reach Road, 
Dorney Reach, 
Maidenhead SL6 OOX 
Maidenhead f062&) 18983 
MAIDENHEAD FLOOD RELIEF SCHEME - DT· 15 Aprjl 1991: Page 30 
Mr A J Mcil roy appears to have fallen under the spell of the public relations 
office of the National Rivers Authority. He has failed to ask the quest ion: "'Is this project necessary?" (or, if he did, he failed to provide an answer) . 
Only a few months ago this project was being promoted as a necessary 
engineering project to (possibly) al leviate the Potential risk of a flood on 
the scale of that in 1947, the cost benefit of which would be the avoidance 
of damage to properties lying in the Flood Plain in Maidenhead. Many of these propert ies were built after 1947 and some in very flood prone areas w1th1n the 
past 2 to 5 years. Now we see the scheme 's pl anning applicat1on launched to 
the national press with a very "green ", conservat ion image which bel ies the 
artificial nature of the creation and the impact its construct ion wi ll have 
on the residents of Bucki nghamshire. 
The article ignores the impartant fact that there is al ready a significant 
natural wildl ife habitat in the area catering for the various species 
mentioned. It 1s · called the River Thames ! Many of the birds are we ll 
represented and breed in the reaches between Mai denhead and Windsor. The 
inference that the Great Crested Grebe is a rarity in the are·a is, at least, 
misleading. The picture painted of reed warblers and reed buntings in the 
newly created reed beds ignores the fact that one of the larger areas proposed 
for reed beds is in the vicinity of ground pol l uted by heavy metal res idues. 
The justification for this scheme lies in the probabil ity that cond itions like 
those in 1947 will occur about every 50 years and the River Thames wi ll flood 
Mai denhead, causing damage in an amount of £40 mi llion. The 1990 flood 
affected SOO househo lds, about one fi fth of those estimated to be protected 
by the scheme . Of course, there is no guarantee that the addition of the new 
channel wou ld provide complete protect ion (ref. Murphy 's Law). Even if it 
could, what happens to those who live at the point, and beyond , where the 
channel and river become one again. What will be the impact of this diversion 
on the river envi ronment during the rest of the year? On this stretch of the 
Thames, sunvner flow rates have been noticeab ly lower during the past few years 
as evi denced by the increase in abundance of water plants and al gae. The US 
Corps of Engi neers made cost ly fi nanci a 1 and envi ronmenta 1 mi stakes attempt ing 
fl ood control on the Mississippi River. 
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So, to combat the pos s1b1 11ty, or even the stat1st1cal probab111ty, of a major 
flood sometime around 2050, the newly fl edged NRA proposes to make 1ts mark 
and spend at least £45 m1 111on of capital and large amounts of operating 
expense , all taxpaye rs' mon ey, to create a wi ldl ife habitat which al ready exists and to bai l-out the mi stakes of the Berkshire pl anne rs, for a negative 
cost ben ef1t. The NRA sh ould wi thdraw, not only to avo id the di rect costs but 
also the cost of the publ ic enqu1ry which shou ld be demanded for such a scheme. 
One is left to wonder whether the pochard and the gadwell w1 11 be enticed by 
the NRA's alluring pub1 1c1ty to forsake the tranqui llity of East An glia and 
the Fenlands to take up residence next to the M4 Motorway with its noise, lead and nitrogen ox1des pollution, along with the cont rac tors who w111 soon be making it wider? 
Cl ive A Rand le 
A CONCERT 
ST. JAMES CHURCH, DORNEY 
Saturday 8th. June 1991 
8 . 00 p.m. 
"THE LILY AND THE ROSE" * * * * * 
Tickets ES each ( £4 senior citizens ) 
and will include a glass of wine in the interval 
available from Mrs . Mary Baker 0628 661435 
and Mrs. Joy Richmond 0628 26972 
In aid of church funds 
All the fun of the Circus at ..• 
D O R N E Y S C H O O L C I R C U S S U M M E R 
Sa turday June 29th 1991 at 12 noon 
F E T E 
AMUSEMENTS , FANCY DRESS, PONY RI DES , STALLS , REFRESHMENTS 
LIVE ENTERTA INMENT AND LOTS , LOTS MORE! 
Come along and support your local school 
and have a great af ternoon out 
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Thursday 6th June 
Saturday 8th June 
Sunday 16th June 
Thursday 20th June 
Saturday 29th June 
Thursday 4th July 
Sunday 7th July 
Thursday 18th July 
Sunday 21st July 
Saturday 27th July 
Saturday 7th September 
Saturday 21st September 
Saturday 28th September 
Sunday 6th October 
Saturday 12th October 
Friday 18th October 
Friday 15th November 
1992 
Saturday 18th January 
DORNEY W . I . 
DORNEY PARISH COUNCIL 
DORNEY P . C . C . 
DORNEY VILLAGE HALL 
MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE 
DORNEY OVER 6 0 ' s CLUB 
DORNEY & ETON WICK 
YOUTH GROUP 
RAINBOWS 
BROWNIES 
GUIDES 
CHURCHWARDENS 
Mr . Joe Hayton 
46 Harcourt Road 
Dorney Reach 
Tel 0628 23769 
DIARY OF EVENTS 
Whist Club Village Hall 8 p.m. 
Concert St. James Dorney 8 p.m. 
Barbecue for Christian Aid at 
Melrose Dorney Reach Road 
Whist Club Village Hall 8 p.m. 
Dorney School Circus Summer Fete 
1 2 noon 
Dorney Guides & Brownies coffee 
morning at Melrose 11 a.m. 
Whist Club Village Hall 8 p.m. 
Village Happening at The Vicarage 
Whist Club Village Hall 8 p.m. 
DDHS Summer Garden Competition 
DDHS Barbecue 
DDHS Annual Show 
The Eton/Dorney Centre 
20th Birthday Celebration 
DDHS Harvest Supper 
DDHS Autumn Bring and Buy Sale 
Fund Raising Day in aid of Dorney 
church. Village Hall 
DDHS Cheese and Wine Evening 
DDHS Annual General Meeting 
D* DHS W*i nter D* ance 
Second Wednesday of each month 
Second Tuesday of each month 
First Wednesday of each month 
The Vicarage 8 p.m. 
Second Monday of each month 
Village Hall 
Luncheon in the Vicarage 
Dates: 11/6 9/7 10/9 
8/10 12/11 10/12 
Meet at the Vicarage 
Dates: 2/6 9/6 
30/6 7 /7 21/7 
Every Friday Dorney School 
3 . 30-4. 30 p.m. 
Every Thursday Village Hall 
6 . 00-7 . 30 p.m. 
Every Wednesday The Vicarage 
7 . 15-9 . 00 p.m. 
* * * 
Mr. David Pepler 
54 Hag Hill Rise 
Taplow 
Tel 0628 663593 
* * * 
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;! 'l 
DORNEY DEVELOPMENTS 
ACTION IN DORNEY 
brino i n,;i yeu the 
l•t••t i ndependent 
news a.nd vi ews 
An excel l ent response has been recei ved to the cal l for peepl e 
to join an ACTION GROUP t o oppose the ETON ROWING TRENCH. 
By the t i me thi s magaz i ne i s distr i buted you wi l l no doubt 
have heard more of the i r i ntentions . This actien group wi l l 
l i a i se c l osel y with the Pari sh Ceunci l but wi l l depend upen 
your support. Unl ess you l i ke the thought of Gravel lorries 
being a permanent feature of our roads fer the next decade or 
so , pl ease help the greup as much as yeu can. For further 
i nformation phone 26972 or 605595 new. 
ELECT! ON FEVER 
A curious feature of the recent elec t i en f or Di strict 
Counci l lor was that both candi dates appeared to be ef the same 
pel i t i cal persuasien < i f not aff i l i a t i on ) , with very simi l ar 
electi on programmes. Nevertheless , the 55% turnout was 
extremel y high for a District elect i on , perhaps i ndi cati ng the 
overwhelming l ocal concern about the Fl ood Rel i ef , Gravel & 
Rowing Trench Schemes , none of which ei ther candidate 
appeared to suppor t . 
A NEW STRATEGY 7 
It i s felt i n some quarters that i f , perhap s , the Fl ood Rel i ef 
Scheme went throug h , approval wou l d not then be g i ven for the 
other major proposal s ! If t h i s were to be the case then 
area 12 gravel extraction wou l d maybe be an even better 
al ternati ve. I suggest that this woul d be a dangerous 
strategy to pursue; i t i s unl i kely that i t wou l d be accepted 
as a val i d con d i t i on by the p l anners and I don ' t think that 
Lake End would be too keen , e i ther , to make this sacr i f ice 
"for the greater good " . 
However , I bel i eve that the new Par i s h Coun c i l wi l l be 
considering whether they shou l d change the stance on Fl ood 
Rel i ef , and wi l l , no doubt , take these thoughts i nto account. 
SAVE THE TREES 
A governor of one of the l ocal schoo l s has complai ned about 
the amount of paper gushi ng from County Educat i on Departments. 
Apparent l y , to receive i n a month l ess than 20 or 30 sheets of 
i l l -desi gned and unintel l i gab l e forms p l us acronym strewn 
i nstruc t i on would be to bring on a feel i ng of depri vat ion, I 
agree; onl y recentl y a sen i or teacher was unab l e to adequately 
exp l a i n the f i gures on what should have been a s i mp l e form 
rel at i ng to school numbers . It i s i mposs i b l e for governors to 
di gest and act upon al l t h i s mater i al , whi ch should be 
concei ved with less abandon and d i st r i buted more selecti ve l y , 
thus causing l ess damage to the envi ronment and t o the Eng l i sh 
l anguage. 
kejers 
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RIVERSIDE TEAM HEIIS. 
Parish of St.Thomas Colnbrook. 
On May 25th we welcomed The Revd. Peter Abrahams and his wife Maria 
Teresa and their family to the parish of Colnbrook. Peter is the new 
Team Vicar of St.Thomas ' Church, Colnbrook and comes to us from 
Mitcham, Surrey. I am sure that we would all wish them every happiness 
and success in their new home and ministry. 
Parish of Eton with Eton Wick and Boveney together with Dorney. 
We also welcome to the Riverside Team the Revd. Allan Bignell who is 
j oining us on a part time basis. Allan is an NSM and a schoolteacher 
and lives in Slough with his wife Barbara. He will be assisting 
throughout the Team with a special emphasis on the Parishes of Eton 
and Dorney which, with the new church in Eton due to open in 
September is becoming increasingly busy. Allan and Barbara are 
already k􀈳own to many of you and I look forward to sharing with them 
in the work and worship of our combined parishes. 
ETOH DORNEY CENTRE. 
We said farewell to Paul Baxter at the end of May. Paul, as well as 
bsuepinpgo ratisvsies mtaemnbt ewra rodf enou orf cothneg rCeegnattrieo,n h aast bSete.Jna am efs aifothr futhl ea nlda st few 
years. He has latterly been a member of our PCC and has also 
rI eapmr egsreantteefdu lt het oP Paaruislh f oorn athlle JhPisC Ch. elp and encouragemen􀈴 , - especially 
his advice in the use of my word processor! - I would like to take 
this opportunity of saying a public 'Thank you' to him on behalf of 
you all, and to wish him every succese in the future-. 
Please remember all the above in your prayers . 
CONFIRMATION. 
Confirmation Classes have now commenced in anticipation of the service 
of Confirmation that is to be held in the Rivers ide Team on Sunday 7th 
July at the church of St.Andrews , Wraysbury. 
The classes are in the form of a Chr istian Basics Course. Several who 
are already confirmed and who wanted to .' brush-up ' on their faith have 
joined with us . If any one else would like to come along, you will be 
most welcome . 
Colin. 
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The Ed itor 
31 Harcourt Road 
Dorney Reach 
Dorney Pariah Magazine 12th May 1991 
Dear Sir, I would be pleased if you would allow ae to use your magazine 
to express my thanks to those who supported me in the recent 
District Counc il election and to assure all parishioners of my 
commi tment to represent their views at that Council. In 
particular , I be lieve I have a manda te to oppose the three 
major developments which are proposed for this area . 
Regular liaison with your Par ish Counc il has already been 
arranged and I suggest that any other matters are best raised, 
in the first place, with a local Parish councillor. 
I shall do my best to keep you all informed on the progress 
of anything affecting our Village. 
BARBECUE FOR THE FAMILY 
ON 
SUNDAY 16TH JUNE 
AT 
MELROSE, DORNEY REACH ROAD 
Proceeds to Ch ristian Aid 
Tickets £5 - which include one glass of wine 
£1 children under 12 
1'ADMDrTOit .. BOWLS. TOMBOLA. 
Tickets from Brigit Ames 0628 661065 
Lois Parker 0628 25307 
This is going to be a very good barbecue, in aid of a very 
special cause at the moment, Christian Aid ... Please get 
your tickets before Monday 10th. June, and bring your 
friends. 
DORNEY BABY- SITTING CLUB 
For details please contact Jan Bowman 0628 23228 
We thank all who generously supported the recent 
door-to-door co llection for the NSPCC. 
Your contributions totalled £110.99. 

DORNEY BROWNIES 
􀇀 he bulbs the Brownies had planted in the Autumn were distributed early 
1n the New Vear tc elderly persons the Brownies knew personally or to the 
vi llagers in Dorney; they were v2ry much appreci ated and greatly ad􀇁ired. 
During January and February w2 wel comed Amanda Birch and Kirsty Qoberts to our pack. 
It was lovely to have 3 or 4 Browni􀇂 mums to a number of our Pack Meetings 
to do and teach t:he Brownies some First Aid, Compass Work, cooking and tossing pancakes arid decc,ratinq bi scuits to look 1 i ke Easter Bonnets. 
Before we broke up for Easter we took part in Red Nose Day 3. We all 
dressed up as Clowns and we were sponsored for a half hour of fun. 
We ate spaghetti with chop sticks, caught and threw a bal l sucessfully 
in a time l imit. and skipped forwards and backwards. Prizes were awarded 
for each event. lots of fun was had by al l the Brownies and lots of money 
was raised for the appeal, a total of £116. lOp. 
After Easter we planted seeds, once they had genninated they were 
transplanted. Hopefully they wi l l be ready to plant out around the Vi llage 
Hal l after Half Term. 
We welcomed P.C.laura Jenkins who came to cover the Road Safety Badge for 
two weeks and a few meetings later P.C. Heath from Burnham Police Station 
came to find out how much they had all learned, all those that were 
present gained their Badge. 
5 or so Brownies took their pets to a Pet Show held at Taplow Guide Hut, 
Jessica Watson received a Highly Commended for her rabbit, and Deborah 
Linton won a First Prize with her gerbi ls. 
Several Brownies joined Ernie Wise when the Vil lage turned out to help 
clean up the riverside. Our Pack also took part i n the litter Bl i tz a week 
or so later covering Trumpers Field area. 
We are looking forward to our District Revels which is being held on 
Saturday 8th June at Dorney Wood Scout Camp site; the theme is 'Teddy Bears 
Picnic'. 
Congratulations to the Brownies who have gained the following Badges. 
Sarah Basher 
Rhona Alsworth 
Bonnie Peachey 
Kate Macaree 
Siobhan O'Haire 
Katie Blackman 
Jessica Watson 
Laura Turner 
BROWN OWL 
Highway 
Road, Venture 
Road 
Footpath 
Hostess, Venture 
Jester, Venture 
Venture 
Venture 
Al l i son Truelove 
Sarah Mil lward 
Karen Harlow 
Clare Blow 
Rebecca Sumner 
Rebecca Sheldon 
Danielle Stroud 
Kirsty Roberts 
Venture 
Venture 
Venture 
Venture 
Venture 
Venture 
Venture 
Venture 

From the Coaaunity Chaplain . . . . . 
" . . . Indeed I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these 
my brethren, you did it to me " 
In such words, in the parable of the Sheep and Goats, Jesus conmends 
to his followers the task of caring and sharing in his life-enriching 
role towards the hungry and thirsty, the stranger and the naked, the 
sick and the prisoner. And in doing it, to recognise in their faces 
the person of Christ himself. From the earliest times indiYiduals suchas St 
Francis of Assisi• St Vincent de Paul , Elizabeth Fry and many others, 
mostly unknown, have faithfully ministered to those whom the Lord had commended 
them. 
In our O\rrl'R Deanery many individual Christians in their daily lives support 
and care for neighbours in their own vicinity. However, many of the problems 
which beset them seem so intractable and ineradicable - poverty, homelessness, 
mental ilness, racial disadvantage and so on, that it is very easy 
for individuals and parishes to feel overwhelmed in the face of these complex 
issues. Over 25 years ago Christian Concern was set up to identify the 
issues that were concerning the churches, to encourage thinking and discuss-
ion about them and to work with the churches in initiating proposals or 
supporting ongoing projects. 
Over the years , this working Group of the Burnham Deanery Synod, drawing 
its members from churches throughout the area, has worked in the fields 
of homelessness, community relations, issues of old age, and more recently 
with such items as the pastoral care of people with AIDS/HIV, and the care 
of the mentally ill in the Co111Dunity. 
Each year at our Annual General Meeting, we look back on what we have done, 
we hear from the Community Chaplain and ask a speaker from the headquarters 
of one of the churches to speak on some issue of social responsibility. 
Our AGM this year is on Wednesday 19th June 1991 at 8:00pm at the Meeting 
!louse of the Society of Friends in Slough. Our speaker will be Beth Smith 
from Friends House in London. The business part of the meeting will be 
short, the talk by Beth Smith should be stimulating and as alw-ays we will have 
the cxct•1 1Pnt refreshments provided by members of Christian Concern. 
The Society of Friends(Quakers) meeting house is easy to find at the Windsor 
Road end of Ragstone Road and they have a carpark behind. Please accept 
this as a personal invitation to come, 
Yours 

BUCKINGHAMSHIRE 
COUNCIL FOR 
VOLUNTARY 
SERVICE 
President: Cdr. The Hon J.T. Freman1le, RN lretl Chairman Mrs. 
WaltonHouH 
WallonSL 
Aylesbury 
8ucb HP21 7OO 
Tel: 102961 21038 
Charity Reg. No. 270206 
Director 
For Village and Parish Newsletter Editors; Please include in a future edition of your 
publication if possible. Please edit as you choose. May 1991 
Buckinghamshire Village Talents Sought 
Has your village done a parish map, a local history book, a village play or panto with 
colourful costumes, or have you collected village archives or celebrated local customs 
• like beating the parish boundary • and taken photographs? If so, then now is your 
chance to show off the exciting talents in your village at a County Exhibition of local 
arts activities. The Buckinghamshire Council for Voluntary Service (BCVS) and the 
County and District Councils in Buckinghamshire are jointly organising an ev􀄣nt called 
'More Fun for the Village Day' at the Chiltern Open Air Museum on Sunday 1 5 
September 1991 . Apart from an exhibition of many o f the projects already happening 
in villages throughout the county, there will also be plenty going on with professional 
artists and local craftspeople running displays and workshops, music, circus skills, 
Punch and Judy for the children and lots of other things to watch or even try outl So 
why not tell other villages what you have been doing ans show off local talent? For 
more details, contact Catherine Hinton at BCVS, Walton House, Walton Street, 
Aylesbury HP20 700, telephone Aylesbury 21 036. 
The Rural Community Council for Buckinghamshire 
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BUCKINGHAMSHIRE 
COUNCIL FOR 
VOLUNTARY 
SERVICE 
President: Cdr. The Hon J.T. Fremantle, RN (ret) Chairman Mrs. 
To; Parish and VIiiage Newsletter and Magazine Editors. 
Walton Houn 
Watton SL 
Ayt .. bury 
Bucks HP21 7QQ 
Tel: 10296) 21036 
Charity Reg. No. 270206 
Director. 
Please Include this piece In your next edition H at all possible, and feel free to edit ll 
Many thanks. 
Transport Lifelines 
Do people In your village have difficulty with transport? Is the bus service Inadequate? 
In fact many people don't have daily access to a car - It's still about 2 out of every 5 households 
in this position. The people affected are often the most vulnerable in our communities: the 
elderly, the disabled, the young and mothers wilh small children. These people have to rely on 
what can be a skeleton bus service or on friends and neighbours for even their most basic 
needs, such as getting to work, shopping or visiting the doctor's. But some areas have set-up 
voluntary or community transport schemes which can be a real life-line to people who might 
otherwise be very Isolated. 
Is your village one of these areas? If so, the Buckinghamshire Council for Voluntary Service 
(BCVS) want to hear from you. We are currently working with lhe County Council on an update 
ol the popular Buckinghamshire Alternative Transport Gulde. This booklet Is published 
every two years and lists voluntary transport projects throughout the county. The Guide publicises 
the existence of these projects so it can be of great help to those who need transport and 
it can also recruit volunteers to a local scheme . 
To make the Alternative Transport Gulde worthwhile, BCVS need to hear from the public 
about any sort of voluntary or community transport proJect - it might be people using their 
own cars, or a minibus or ambulance. If you know of any such scheme, please contact Catherine 
Hinton, BCVS. Walton House, Walton Street, Aylesbury, Bucks HP21 7QQ or telephone 
Aylesbury 21036 . 
The Rural Community Council lor Buckinghamshire 

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ll.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy's 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
23rd.June 
ll. 00 a.rn. 
sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy's 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
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Creche and Jimmy's 
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Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy's 
Cleaning 
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First Reader 
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Cleaning 
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ST. JAMES DUTY ROSTER 
FOURTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST 
Parish Communion 
Mr. Pepler John 15 v 12-17 
James Pepler Galatians 3 v 23-4 v 7 
Mrs. Parker and Mrs. Butcher 
At the Vicarage Mrs. Robb 
Mrs. Springbett 
FIFTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST 
Parish Communion 
Mr. King Matthew 19 v 16-26 
Mrs. Harpur Ephesians 5 v 1-10 
Mr. and Mrs. Hayton 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs. Parker and Mrs. Baker 
Mrs. Belcher 
SIXTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST 
Holy Communion Mrs. Baker 
Mattins 
Mrs. Dyson Luke 15 v 11-end 
Mrs. Liney Exodus 34 v 3-11 
Mrs. Morrow and Mrs. westendorp 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs. Pepler and Mrs. Pontin 
Mrs. Ames 
SEVENTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST 
Holy communion 
Mr. Handy 
Family Service 
Mr. Grenfell 
Readings to be advised Mrs. Eastgate and Mrs. Evans 
All in church 
Mrs. Belcher and Mrs. Neal 
Mrs. Stopford 
EIGHTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST 
Parish Communion 
Mrs. Richmond John 15 v 16-end 
Kristina Richmond Galatians 5 v 16-25 
Mr. and Mrs. Armstrong 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs. Armstrong 
Miss T. Perryman 

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expressed in letters or articles published in this magazine. 

E. SARGEANT AND SON 
FUNERAL DIRECTORS MONUMENTAL MASONS 
PRIVATE/WEDDING CAR HIRE 
CHURCH STREET, SLOUGH SL1 1 PJ. TEL: (0753) 20081 
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ISSUE N0.6/91 JULY 1991 
Home Tales from Abroad: District Dilemmas. 
From her seat on the verandah, the DC watched the chaprassi come 
up the hill. Instinctively she knew that the news he bore would 
not be good and that the affairs of local government were about 
to intrude upon the tranquillity of this off duty Sunday morning. 
This was the first week-end of summer that she had been able to 
escape to the hill station and although it wasn't Simla, or 
similar, Taplowpatan offered respite from the several problems 
that were heating up as the season advanced. 
As the ice had slowly melted in her pre-tiffin drink and the 
cooling breeze gently stirred the leaves in the shading trees, 
she had been remembering her predecessors' tales of past 
tribulations that had plagued the tribes of the river plain that 
stretched out below. Tales of despoilers and pillagers who viewed 
this border area as from a howdah, seeking what they might bag. 
The Water Wallahs, who had sunk the boreholes, sucking 
dry the local wells and prematurely turning the 
rgarianzsin fga lilaendd.s to yellowing chaff whenever the 
The Muck Men who had fed the common land with 
effluent from poisoned middens. 
The Routerajahs who had bridged the river to carry 
the great highway from the western territories to 
the trading capital, bringing the never ending 
caravan of travellers, and shattering the peace 
of the villages through which it plunged. 
As the messenger reached the last bend in the upward road the DC 
turned her thoughts to current problems. 
Those dreaded land robbers, The Gravellers, were 
on the prowl again and they had been joined by 
some high caste boat people who worshipped the 
foreign goddess Isis and were intending to flood 
certain land in order to perform their oarsome 
rituals in her honour. 
Men from the river princes had been observed 
surveying the district. They were planning to 
draw a scar across the face of the countryside; 
a symbolic gesture designed to divert the rising 
anger of the river deity away from the local 
township whose profligate inhabitants had 
built on the sacred flood plain. 
And rumours that the bands of gypsies that 
roamed the country areas, leaving garbage by 
the wayside, were to be given local land as 
a permanent campsite. 
The chaprassi entered the compound and, seeing the DC anxiously 
awaiting him by the top of the verandah steps, he hurried across 
to deliver the missive into her outstretched hand. 
As she quickly scanned the text, a keen observer would have 
noticed a pallor creep across the DC's sun-browned cheeks. so, 
she thought, the early warnings had been true - The Karbootahs 
were on the move. Through her field glasses she could see the sun 
glinting on their glass shields. From the border they came, along 
the road under the railway bridge and from the direction too of 
the nearby town named after the mud marsh. From north, south, 
east and west, choking the highways and causing unprecedented 
chaos as their vehicles gathered in the agreed meeting place. 
These Bunnias, these traders, these Karbootahs, were much feared, 
particularly as their trading places often became the sites for 
the "Sunday Markets" and between them they were wont to destroy 
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the beauty and the tranquillity of the Sunday countryside. 
Thank God, thought the DC, that their encampment was just outside 
her territory, but she knew that the people of her district would 
have many questions to ask regarding this threat to their 
Fboorrd neorw., she decided to put the field glasses back in their case, 
call for more ice for her drink and re-shoulder her 
responsibilities on the morrow. 
From Revd.Colin Pontin July 1991. 
For the first time in over 100 years the organ in the Parish Church of 
St.John the Baptist, Eton Wick, is being overhauled, cleaned and 
renovated. This work has necessitated the instrument being taken 
completely to pieces. The various parts of the organ have been laid 
out in the Church Room and cover nearly half the floor area, from the 
smallest pipe the size of a pencil to the largest the size of a 
respectable drain pipe, from small bits of tubing and wire Connectors 
to large lumps of wood and iron which baffle me completely. Now it's 
one thing to take it to pieces, I think even I could do that, it is 
quite another thing however to put it together again without having a 
lot of bits left over and which will enable the instrument to produce 
a tune. This requires the work of the expert; especially bearing in 
mind that many of the old worn-out parts are being replaced by hightech 
modern equivalents. In the end, of course, the organ will not 
look much different from the outside. Because of the work of the 
experts however, using every part hidden and exposed, the organ will 
once again produce a beautiful sound to the glory of God. 
Sometimes people say to me when I talk to them of churchgoing and the 
exercise of faith; 
"I don't need to go to church, you don't need me ... I worship God in my 
garden/at home ..... 11 
Now this is partly true but it is only half of the picture. If parts 
of our organ could talk they may well say the same thing. In fact of 
course, each part is depend•nt on the other to produce a perfect 
sound. We can easily write ourselves off, make the excuse that the 
church "Doesn't do anything for us0 , but in fact the Church, the 
Body of Christ, needs every member if our worship and witness is to be 
fulfilling and effective. We may be only a small connecting spring or 
washer or we may be one of the largest pipes in the organ but both are 
needed. As we offer ourselves to God through the work of the Holy 
Spirit we will find that God will take us as we are and use us to the 
glory of his name and for the blessing of those around us. 
St Paul, writing to the church in Corinth and using the analogy of a 
human body rather than an organ, said this .... 
God has combined the members of the body and has given 
greater honour to the parts that lacked it, so that there 
should be no divisions in the body, but that its parts should 
have equal concern for each other. If one part suffers, every 
part suffers with it; if one part is honoured, every part 
rejoices with it. Now you are the body of Christ, and each one 
of you is part of it.' (1 Corinthians 12:24ff.) 
Do come and hear our organ in its renewed condition, but remember when 
you do, the lesson that it teaches. We all have gifts and we are all 
needed in the work of the Kingdom of God. 
Colin. 

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THANK YOU • • • • • • . 
The family and I would like to take this opportunity to say a very big 
'Thank You ' to you all for your prayers, your cards and letters and 
the many other expressions of love and care that you showed to us 
during my recent illness. We were all quite overwhelmed by all your 
kindness and concern . I am glad to say that I am now feeling much 
better and I hope to be fully recovered and back in harness by the time this article is printed. 
Colin. 
Thursday 4th July 
Sunday 7th July 
Thursday 18th July 
Sunday 21st July 
Saturday 27th July 
Saturday 7th September 
Saturday 21st September 
Saturday 28th September 
Sunday 6th October 
Saturday 12th October 
Friday 18th October 
Friday 15th November 
1992 
Saturday 18th January 
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YOUTH GROUP 
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Dorney Guides & Brownies coffee 
morning at Melrose 11 a.m. 
Whist Club Village Hall 8 p.m. 
Village Happening at The Vicarage 
Whist Club Village Hall 8 p.m. 
DDHS Summer Garden Competition 
DDHS Barbecue 
DDHS Annual Show 
The Eton/Dorney centre 
20th Birthday Celebration 
DDHS Harvest Supper 
DDHS Autumn Bring and Buy Sale 
Fund Raising Day in aid of Dorney 
church. Village Hall 
DDHS Cheese and Wine Evening 
DDHS Annual General Meeting 
D* DHS W*i nter D* ance 
second Wednesday of each month 
Second Tuesday of each month 
First Wednesday of each month 
The Vicarage 8 p.m. 
Second Monday of each month 
Village Hall 
Luncheon in the Vicarage 
Dates: 9/7 10/9 
8/10 12/11 10/12 
Meet at the Vicarage 
Dates: 7 /7 21/7 
Every Friday Dorney School 
3.30-4.30 p.m. 
Every Thursday Village Hall 
6.00-7.30 p.m. 
Every Wednesday The Vicarage 
7.15-9 .00 p.m. 
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THE PARISH PUMP 
Notes on a meeting of the Parish Council 
held in June 1991. j 1. The Parish Council noted the repair to the Harcourt Road sign 
and the filling in of the large pothole in Marsh Lane. The County 
are to be reminded of their responsibility for cleaning gutters, 
some of which resemble attractive rock gardens . The District 
Council will place a litter bin at Boveney but are unwilling to 
supply bins for the towpath, which could soon become overused 
eyesores. 
2. A document was discussed concerning Local Government Review . 
The Standing Committee recommended that the full Council support 
the other parishes in the District, who are in favour in 
principle of a unitary authority rather than two tier 
administration, this unitary authority being District rather than 
County. It was emphasized that no details can be worked out for 
some time, and the Association of Local Councils has much more 
consideration to do . 
3. A Forestry official is to visit the chestnut trees in Court 
Lane with a view to placing a Tree Preservation Order. 
T.""°The Council discussed the imposition of a Gypsy Site on the 
borders of Berks and Bucks. This is to be vigorously opposed - as 
it has been in the past - and our views are to be made known to all interested parties. 
5. Flood Alleviation Scheme . The Parish council is currently 
reviewing its response to the NRA scheme to clarify its attitude. 
6. Eton college Rowing Trench. The plans for this have just been 
received and will be studied in detail . The Council will of 
course liaise closely with the Task Force on a regular basis to 
mobilise every available argument against this threat. 
7. Accounts for payment include £35 for grass cutting, £68 
Clerk's salary, £50 petty cash. From lst-19th July the books will 
be at SBDC offices for auditing. 
8. Planning. The Planning Committee has no comments to make on 
the proposals for 1st floor extensions and alterations to the 
Vicarage and the erection of a carport and garage extension to 
River House, Dorney Reach Road. It was noted that SBDC object to 
the development on Green Belt land in Bray of a light industrial 
area, on grounds of possible noise and destruction of amenities , 
a view which the Planning Committee support. 
9. Safety helmets for child cyclists are being strongly 
recommended, and approved designs are available from the Red 
Cross in Marlow and High Wycombe, Kwik Fit, and cycle shops. 
10 . Are you interested in local affairs and have a video camera? 
Iver has made a video of its community as a valuable historical 
record, and the District Council would be pleased to hear of any 
other parish doing likewise. (Perhaps it would be appropriate to 
put Dorney on film as it is 􀇄, and not as it might be soon. ) 
Christian Aid House to House Collection 
This year we made £419, which is nearly double the amount we 
collected last year - so I am sure their workers must be 
delighted to have our cheque, enabling them to give relief to 
starving people. 
Thank you so very much for your compassion. 
Brigit Ames. 

DORNEY DEVELOPMENTS 
LOCAL GOVERNMENT REVIEW 
bringing you the 
late•t Independent 
news and views 
Parish Counci ls have already been asked by the Government for 
their Initial views on the above. The best so lution for 
Dorney may be that the County Counci l be abolished and South 
Bucks District Council remains as the new Un itarv authori ty. 
Tt1e1r are other po􀂆sible so lut1onti. but al l s􀂇cm Lo be fraught 
with possible aq uisi tive tendencies from our Berkshire 
neighbours. 
WHERE ARE WE NOW ? 
Those of you read ing this column on some remote and exotic 
beach are , no doubt, wonder ing how the plans for nature 
Reserves , garden centres and a duplicate Ri ver Thames are 
proceeding. According to my latest informat ion: 
The Fl ood Relief Scheme will be di scussed by South Bucks 
pl anning commi ttee in late July. understand that the 
Parish Counc il is re-considering its current position of 
non- opposi tion with cond itions. 
The Eton Rowing Trench appli cation was regi stered on 31st 
May and it is expected to be considered by South Bucks in 
September or October. No doubt we shal l be hear ,ng more 
about this both from the newl y formed Acti on Group and from 
the Parish Counc il. 
Bucks County Council Minerals Plan. The enquiry seems to be 
in some disorder as the day for consi deration of Dorney 's 
Area 12 has twice been postponed , to the inconvenience of 
those local people who wi shed to attend. 
NO TO BERKSH IRE 
Much ex cite ment has been caused by reports, ,n the local 
press, of Berkshire County Council ·s disposi tion to al low a 
site for Gypsies/ Travellers immediatel y adjacent to Parish 
borders; I understand that our District council lor and the 
Parish Counci l have already been moved to protest to Berkshire 
about their inclination to dump 􀃒 probl ems in QYr area. 
However we should take heart: they need access through 
Bucki nghamsh ire and , on a previ ous occasion . such access was 
successful ly opposed. The fact that Berksh ire C.C did not even 
have the courtesy to inform us of what they were thi nking 
wi ll, no doubt, be remembered when the inevitable take-over 
proposals are announced in connection with the Local 
Government Review. 
NEXT EDITION SEPTEMBER 
There is no Magaz ine in August and I would like to take this 
opportunity to wish my reader a very enjoyable hol irlav 
CHRISTIAN AID BARBECUE 
The barbecue for Christian Aid at Melrose on Sunday 16th. July 
was a huge success and raised £248. 
We thank everyone for their generous support . 
Brigit Ames. 

NATURE NOTES MAY/JUNE 1991 
By mid-May trees were at their best. Chestnuts and hawthorns were 
a mass of blossom, The pendulous, pale gold flowers of the 
sycamores looked very attractive against their pale green 
foliage, By summer the leaves will be dark green. 
Collar doves have nested in one of our bullous plum trees and a 
pair of goldfinches in a bush in a garden near the M4. The noise 
of the traffic does not seem to worry them. Usually, goldfinches 
nest in trees at the end of a branch and occasionally in hedges. 
For some days a pair of ducks have been flying around and 
alighting on the roof of a house opposite. The rooks also like to 
perch on the TV aerial on this roof and did not welcome the 
ducks. However, the ducks were determined and quacked raucously 
until the rooks could stand it no longer and departed. 
The duck I saw near the M4 bridge with eight ducklings now has 
only six. 
My husband found the nest of a wood mouse under a board which had 
been left lying in the garden all winter. It was beautifully 
woven with feathers and wadding all of which were close to it. 
The pale blue lambs' lettuce is plentiful this year. Some years 
it is sparse. It came by its name through an old wives' tale. As 
it is a plant which appears early in spring it was thought that 
lambs would eat it. 
A few days of sun brought out Holly Blue and Orange Tip 
butterflies. 
I saw ten canada geese near the M4 bridge shepherding 
twenty-three goslings. The first group of five were small, 
followed by a group of thirteen and a group of four which were 
bigger. It was a delightful sight. 
A pair of hooded crows have been reported in the area of Dorney 
Court. They are a sub specie of the carrion crow and will inter 
breed with them where ranges overlap. They have grey underparts 
and grey on their backs which gives the appearence of a hood. 
Despite the continuing chilly weather flowers are blooming well. 
I saw many white Campion with a "sport" amongst them. This 
particular plant has pinkish brown streaks on the white petals. 
Blue cranesbill adds splashes of bright colour amidst so many 
plants with yellow blooms. 
Lois Parker. 
DORNEY WOMEN'S INSTITUTE 
we could have been confused into believing we were preparing for 
Royal Ascot at our meeting this month, with visions of beautiful 
dresses, Top Hats and Tails and Strawberries and Cream. our 
speaker had arrived early and had her demonstration items 
- Hats - already artistically displayed on appropriate stands, 
and she had a wonderful collection that would have set off any 
Ascot outfit to perfection. 
She gave us advice on how to wear a hat correctly, which 
certainly made a great difference to the total impression. 
Members were allowed to try on these creations, an activity which 
provided many "Oohs" and "Aahs" of appreciation, and many 
expressions of wistful desires to purchase. 
More mundane activities did not go down well after these 
luxurious dreams. 
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Mrs. crane was asked to give further details of the outing. As 
Highclere Castle and grounds are not open until the afternoon it 
was suggested we first visit Stratfield Saye, which is en route 
to Highclere, during the morning, and departure time from Dorney 
was fixed at 10am. 
Volunteers were asked to help with the refreshments at the 
Village Happening on 7th. July, and all willing helpers should be 
in attendance at the Vicarage at 1.30pm or thereabouts. 
Mrs. Cliff, as treasurer, was asked to give a six-monthly 
financial report, which proved to be very satisfactory as we 
still have a suitable credit balance, enough to keep us "ticking 
over", without too many extra activities. 
The Public speaking Semi-Finals are being held at the Community 
Centre, Bourne End, on 17th. September, and a good attendance is 
requested to support all members who have taken part in this 
competition. 
An interesting evening of discussion on Rights of way or Trespass 
is being held on 29th October at St. Andrew's Hall, Stoke Poges 
at 7.30pm and application forms will be available in July. 
Knowledgeable Speakers from various Societies will be attending 
this event. 
The July meeting will 
suitable arrangements 
regardless of weather 
21st. July 
11.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Read.er 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy's 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
28th. July 
11.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy's 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
4th. August 
8.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
11.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy's 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
be held in the 
have been made 
conditions. 
garden of Mrs. Millward and 
to hold the meeting there 
ST. JAMES DUTY ROSTER 
NINTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST 
Parish Communion 
Mr. Dollimore John 17 v 11-19 
Mrs. Pepler Ephesians 6 v 10-20 
Mr. & Mrs. Pepler 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs. Eastgate & Mrs. Jones 
Mrs. Smith 
TENTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST 
Parish Communion 
Mrs. Handy John 13 v 7-15 
Mrs. Parker Philippians 2 v 1-11 
Mrs. Coish & Mrs. Paton 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs. Evans & Mrs. Westendorp 
Mrs. Street 
ELEVENTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST 
Holy Communion 
Mr. Liney 
Family Service 
Mr. Pepler 
Readings to be advised 
Mrs. Baker & Mrs. Sagajillo 
All in church 
Mrs. Street 
Mrs. Springbett 
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11th. August 
11. 00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy's 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
18th. August 
11.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy's 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
25th. August 
11. 00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy's 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
1st. September 
8.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 11. 00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy's 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
8th. September 
11. 00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy's 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
TWELFTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST 
Parish Communion 
Mr.Hayton John 17 v 20-end 
Mrs. Hayton 2 Corinthians 5 v 14-6 v 2 
Mrs. Harpur & Mrs. Ames 
On holiday 
Mrs. Pontin & Mrs. Pepler 
Mrs. Belcher 
THIRTEENTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST 
Parish Communion 
Mrs. Ames John 16 v 1-11 
Mrs. Harpur Acts 7 v 54-8 v 1 
Mrs. Perryman & Mrs. Smith 
On holiday 
Mrs. Robb 
Mrs. Ames 
FOURTEENTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST 
Parish Communion 
Mr. Grenfell Mark 10 v 2-16 
Mrs. Liney Ephesians 5 v 25-6 v 4 
Mrs. Richmond & Kristina 
On holiday 
Mrs. Parker & Mrs. Baker 
Mrs. Stopford 
FIFTEENTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST 
Holy Communion 
Mr. Handy 
Family Service 
Mrs. Dyson 
Readings to be advised 
Mrs. Parker & Mrs. Butcher 
All in church 
Mrs. Belcher & Mrs. Neal 
Mrs. Smith 
SIXTEENTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST 
Parish Communion 
Mrs. Baker Luke 1 v 39-49 
James Pepler Revelations 21 v 1-7 
Mr. & Mrs. Hayton 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs. Armstrong 
Mrs. street 
To the editor - Parish Magazine 
I have joined The Prayer Book Society - Recently after the 
AGM Matins was at stubbings Parish Church (St. James the Less). 
It was a soul warming experience in a packed church. 
The new secretary of the local branch is a young man who 
says The Book of Common Prayer was "hidden" from him till he 
reached the age of 18. 
My telephone is Windsor 864910 should another parishioner 
like to know more. 
from Mona Campion. 

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SERVICES IN THE PARISH CHURCH OF ST. JAMES 
SUNDAY 
FIRST SUNDAY 
OF THE MONTH 
FIFTH SUNDAY 
OF THE MONTH 
10.45 a.m. 
11.00 a.m. 
8.00 a.m. 
1 1.00 a.m. 
8.00 a.m. 
11.00 a.m. 
St.James' Club ("Jimmy's") 
and Creche at the Vicarage 
Parish Communion 
Holy Communion 
Family Service 
Holy Communion 
Mattins 
TEAM VICAR OF DORNEY 
CHURCHWARDENS 
Mrs. Mary Baker 
Elm View, 
Marsh Lane, 
Dorney Reach, 
Maidenhead, Berks. 
Tel: (0628) 661435 
Revd. Colin H. Pontin, 
The Vicarage, 
69a Eton Wick Road, 
Eton Wick, 
Windsor, BERKS., SL4 6NE. 
Tel : (0753) 852268 
Mr. David Pepler 
54, Hag Hill Rise, 
Taplow, 
Maidenhead, 
Berks. 
Tel: (0628) 663593 
To contact the Revd. Colin Pontin either telephone him direct or leave 
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ISSUE NO. 7/91 SEPTEMBER 1991 
From our Music Correspondent 
Open-air concerts have been in the news lately, so it was with 
great excitement that the residerits of Dorney heard that a free 
concert had been arranged for them by local benefactors and wellwishers. 
A vast crowd gathered on the night in Trumpers Field, 
where a magnificent stage had been erected, with huge amplifiers. 
The concert was to be broadcast exclusively by Sky Television and NRA Rundfunk. The evening itself was fine, although forecasters had predicted stormy weather ahead. 
The guest conductor, Signor Gravelotti, an impressive figure 
waving a large handkerchief, was greeted with a storm of applause. 
He urged the audience to ignore the noise of traffic from the 
motorway, which would be as nothing, he said, compared with what they would be hearing soon. 
The Thames Philharmonic Orchestra opened the concert in style with 
the Overture to Swan Lake, and a selection from Handel1 s Water Music. 
The famous bass, Roland Aggregato, thrilled his hearers with 11Ole Man River" and 11O1d Father Thames Keeps Rolling Along11• Then 
the College Warblers, an amusing quartet dressed in striped blazers 
and flower-decorated boaters, sang a medley of old favourites, 
including 11Dig Dig Dig Dig Dig Dig Dig, We 1 11 Dig the Whole Day Thru1 11 
from Snow White, and 11Keep Right on to the End of the Road11• The 
popular group, Gerry and the Earthmovers, then gave a spirited rendering of 11Convoy11• 
After the interval a young lad with a prodigious memory gave a 
recitation from Coleridge 1 s 11The Ancient Mariner", including the famous lines: 
11Water, water, everywhere, 
Nor any drop to drink ... 11 
Next, the plaintive strings of the Berkshire Tzigane Ensemble 
could be heard to full effect performing 11Oh, Play to Mc, Gipsy11, 11Where My Caravan has Rested", and "Strangers in the Night 11• 
For the grand fj nale. the College Warblers were joined by 1 h(' 
whole Company in a rousing chorus of 11The Et.on Boating Song". t,111 
when Signor Gravelotti turned round, mopping his strcami ng- b1 1n,. 
to acknowledge the grateful applause of the audience, he \,•a,:; 
astounded to find that they had folded their camp-stools in t !w 
darkness, and silently stolen away. 
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From Revd.Colin Pontin. September 1991. 
I hope that you all had a good summer holiday and are now 
faeheelaidn. g refreshed and invigorated for the tasis which lie 
TEhtiosn mwointth h Eitosn esWpieckc iaanldl y Beoxvceinteiyn.g Affotre r oumru cha shsoecairattaec hep aarfitesrh otfh e 
closure of the old church in Eton some years ago, a great deal 
of thought and planning by Etop College in conjunction with the 
Diocese of Oxford, much hard work by the parish, especially the 
PCC, and a great deal of prayer, the new church of St.John the 
Evangelist in Eton is due to be dedicated for worship on 13th 
September by the Bishop of Buckingham, the Rt.Revd.Simon 
Burrows. It is very thrilling that once again there will be a 
tphlaatce w oef alwlo rfsheiepl voenr tyh per isviitlee goef dt thoe boel da bclheu rtcho sahnadr eI tahmi ss ure 
historic time with them. 
lBaercagues en uomfb etrh eo f sppeeocipalle nwahtou rhea voef b tehein s ifnivrosltv esde rivni tchee a npdro tjehcet 
and who wish to come, we have had to make attendance by 
invitation only. 
A further inaugural service of Holy Communion is, however, 
planned for 8.00pm Friday 20th September 
The service will be taken by the Rt.Revd. John Bone,Bishop of 
Reading, who has had a long connection with the town and 
parish. All the Riverside Team churches are invited to this 
service. As the church only holds 120 maximum it will be 
necessary for us to monitor numbers. If you wish to come 
therefore, will you please put your name on the list in St 
James' church. 
The new church is very beautiful but is still a building which 
will only come to life with people. The burden of our prayers 
dnuerwi nbgu iltdhiensge wreicleln ta lsyoe arbsr ihnag s abbeoeunt tah ante wt hbee gicno_mnpilnegt itoon tohfe tlhief e of the Church in Eton. I believe that God has great things in 
store, and I know that we in Dorney would wish to support them 
with our prayers, that, as they go forward ·from this month, the 
church will be t.h'! means of bringing the 'Gospel', the good 
news of Jesus Christ, to many in the town and parish, and that 
God's Kingdom will grow in a new and living way. 
Colin. 
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PARISH OF ETON VITH ETON VICK AND BOVENEY. 
PA'ITERN OF SERVICES IN THE PARISH. With the opening of the new church it has been necessary for 
the PCC to carefully consider the pattern of services and 
activities in both the Parish Church of St.John the Baptist 
Eton Wick as well as St John the Evangelist, Eton. After mu􀇙h 
thought and prayer the followiilg has been suggested for the 
first year after which time it will be reviewed. 
1st Sunday 
2nd Sunday 
3rd Sunday . 
4th Sunday 
St.John the Baptist, 
Eton Vick. 9.30am. 
Family Service. 
H. Comm. (Rite A) 
Morning Worship. 
H.Comm. (Rite A. or 
if last Sunday said 
BCP) 
St.John the Evangelist 
Eton. 11.00am. 
ff. Communion. 
Family Service. 
Evening Service 
( 6 . 30pm . ) 
H.Communion. 
Morning worship. 
5th Sunday H.Comm. (said BCP) Special Morning Worship Evening Service at 
6.30pm on last 
Sunday of month. (4th 
or 5th) 
Dorney people will always be welcome at any of the above services . 
PARISH NEWS : 
Bible Study Groups. 
Will re-commence for the autumn on Thursday evening 19th 
Septemhe􀇚 . This month the group is meeting at 30 Alma Road, Eton Wick. All welcome. 
The Ladies Bible Study which up until this summer has been held 
on Monday mornings at Elm View, Marsh Lane , Dorney wi ll from 
this 􀇛onth, be . combining with the group that meets ' at 16. ooam 
on Friday mornings at 1 Bro adbent House, Willowbrook Eton All ladies will be welcome. ' • 
Sunday School: 'Jimmy ' s ' • • •. 
On Saturday 14th Sept ember the 'Jimmy 's Club will be holding a 
party from 6.00 - 7.15pm. in the Club Room at the Old Vicarage 
Dorney . All children from 6 years old and over will be welcome: 
For further information please contact Susan Grenfell Windsor 859824 . ' 
Harvest Festival Service. 
Will be held at St.James Church at 11. 00am. Sunday 29th 
September. 
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15th September 
1 1 . 00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy ' s 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
22nd September 
1 1 . 00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy ' s 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
29th September 
8 . 00 a.m. 
Sidesman 1 1 . 00 a .m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy ' s 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
6th October 
8 . 00 a.m. 
Sidesman 1 1 . 00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy ' s 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
13th October 
1 1 . 00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy ' s 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
ST. JAMES DUTY ROSTER 
SEVENTEENTH SUNDAY AF􀊿ER PENTECOST 
Parish Communion 
Mrs . Richmond Luke 17 v . 1 1-19 
Kristina Richmond James I v. 16 to end. 
Mrs . Morrow and Mrs . Westendorp 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs . Eastgate and Mrs . Jones 
Mrs . Springbett 
EIGHTEENTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST 
Parish Communion 
Mr. King Matthew 5 v . 17-26 
MrS . Pepler 2 Cor.8 v. 1-9 
Mrs . Eastgate and Mrs . Evans 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs . Evans and Mrs . Westendorp 
Mrs . Belcher 
NINETEENTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST 
HARVEST FESTIVAL 
Holy Communion 
Mr. Liney 
Family Communion 
Mr. Dollimore Matthew 18 v . 1 - 6 , 10 
Mrs . Hayton Rev 12 v. 2-12 (or alternative 
Mr. & Mrs . Armstrong readings as advisedJ 
All in Church 
Mrs . Street 
Mrs . Ames 
TWENTIETH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST 
Holy Communion 
Mr. Pepler 
Family Service 
Mr. Hayton Readings to be advised 
Mrs . Coish and Mrs . Paton 
All in Church 
Mrs . Robb 
Mrs . Stopford 
TWENTY FIRST SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST 
Parish Communion 
Mrs . Handy Luke 18 v. 1-8 
Mrs . Harpur Acts 26 v. 1-8 
Mr. and Mrs . Pepler 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs . Pontin and Mrs . Pepler 
Mrs . Smith 
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• 
ADR I AN AND HI LARY COTTEB I LL 
C H lJ B C H A B M Y 
I B A I N I N G C O L L E G E; 
BI ACKHEATH SUMMER 
Dear Col in and a l l at St.James Dorney 
Tralnlng Cont Lnues I Hy Sumner Placement wt l l 
Adrlan has passed the be ln St. Ge"11'11'.1 S Hospice, 
flrst assessment, to Leeds. It ls throughout 
cont lnue hls tralnlng. August and the 1 st week 
The process Involved two 
lntervlews and a vtew of 
hls work. and progress 
reports wrltten about 
hlm. It is a great Joy 
and rel ief that we have 
has this check to ensure 
that we are dotng the 
r l ght thing to continue 
Tralnlng wlth the Church 
Army. 
The col lege course has 
given the students many 
many different courses 
to inform and brtng out 
new sk i l ls and abl l lt les. 
A course WBS held, about 
comrunicattons through 
radlo, vldeo, televtston 
and tape s l t de shows. 
We had the chance to 
work on a presentat lon 
about the work of Church 
Army within the week. I 
dld a tape sl lde show. 
The finished work was 
good but st L l l needs to · 
be worked on to flnlsh 
lt. 
Thank you for support ing 
us during the training. 
It has been good to know 
your help. If possible 
wi l l you support us this 
next year. Last year 
you gave us £500 
With our Love and Prayers 
ln Septern>er, Adrian wl l l 
be learning about how 
hospice' s care for the 
dylng. My only contact 
with the dying has been 
through the death of 
more distant friends 
and my grandmother a 
few year ago. I expect 
I wl l l be in tears for 
some of the t lme, in 
meeting the bravery 
whlch so meiny people 
face thetr own death. 
Vocational Process 
Thls ls the time of 
deciding where my ftrst 
Job should be. l am 
due to ftnlsh my 2 years 
training in July next 
year. We have met wlth 
H. Q. staff to help flnd 
the job most suited to 
my skt l ls. We think 
that I may consider a 
flrst job work ing in a 
parish, but don' t know 
where yet. We hope to 
flnd out ln the next 
yGodear . Please pray for to lead and guide us. 
Baby Peter is growing, 
he is 1 1 months old now. 
He started crawl ing 
last month, and began 
pul l ing himself up to 
walk using the furniture. 
Adrian 
1 99 1 
26th June 1991 
Hllary Ls enJoylng 
ITl.lch better health 
slnce Peter was born 
at the end of July 
year. The M.E. has 
gone and l lfe ls so 
rruch better. We are 
very happy worshlp 
at St. John' s Church 
Blackheath, where we 
have made friends 
and Hi lary has Joined 
a blble study for 
women, which she 
leads occasional ly. 
Our thoughts and 
prayers are with you 
at St. Jmnes Dorney. 
Thank you for your 
prayers and support 
in our exclt lng move 
to train to be an 
evangel ist. We have 
found that God has 
been faithful to 
supply a l l our needs 
but not a l l that we 
might want 
We move to Sheffield 
in November this 
year. We wi l l be 
found a house by the 
C. A. and wl l t be in 
the house for about 
8 months before our 
fi rst job moves us 
again, where ever 
that may be, Please 
pray as this wi l l be 
an unsett l ing t ime 
for us as a fami ly ! 
and Hi lary Cotter i l l 
In apprec iation of Adrian and Hilary 's contribution to the li fe 
of the Parish and to help with the costs of Adrian 's training 
with the Church Army, the PCC agreed that the Parish should 
contribute £500 per year for the two years involved. 
The second and final contribution of £500 was paid just be fore 
this letter was received in early July . 
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Sector Minister's Jetter 
Hospital O,aplain 
Wexham Parle & Upton 
First of all a thank y ou to all of you who have made me feel so very welcome this last three or 
four months. I have no idea what my predeces_sor, Tony Buckler, wrote in previous letters so 
you will have to put up with any repeats! 
I arrived at the end of January in a period of enonnous change and upheaval for the National 
Health Service as a whole and more especially so for Wexham Parle and Upton hospitals. A 
time of tremendous economic restraint over the previous few months had put pressure on staff 
all round and enforced the closure of a number of beds and indeed of one or two wards - as 
distressing for the staff as for all those who are left waiting longer for treatment. A particular 
disappointment after great efforts had been made to reduce our waiting lists. Then towards the 
very end of 1990 a decision was finally taken to merge Wexham Park and Heatherwood 
Hospital in Ascot under one management unit, leaving many staff, particularly managerial, 
unsure just what their job would be, or indeed uncenain if they would have a j ob. a few 
months later. At the same time all were preparing for new management structures devolving 
far more responsibility for budget and planning to individual depanments within the Unit in 
line with implementing government policy in accordance with new legislation following the 
'famous White Paper'. 
On top of all this we were busy preparing ourselves for any casualties sent h ome from the 
Gulf. The worst never materialised from our point of view, but nonetheless we had to be 
ready; and this created a great deal of extra work and stress for many staff. 
Meanwhile Upton Hospital had made way for some. 30 patients moved early following the 
closure of Old Windsor Hospital . This put considerable pressure on space until most of the 
said patients were able to move at the end of March to St Mark's Hospital, Maidenhead, as 
originally planned. As you can imagine energy levels were limited when it came to initiating 
the Chaplain, so he enjoyed being flung on his own two feet! 
You might think that would be enough change, but No. Wexham Park and Heatherwood 
Hospital have applied to become an NHS Trust from April 1992; so called "opting out" though 
it is certainly not fair to suggest becoming a Self Governing Trust means leaving the NHS . 
There is of course much discussion on all fronts as to the pros and cons of such a move. A 
discussion made more lively by recent news media coverage of events at Guys Hospital, 
London. We are entering a consultative peri.:>d when you in the community are supposedly 
encouraged to express your vi􀅴ws. So do please make your voices heard . 
I need your help . I am fast realising what I already knew and that is that one full-time Chaplain 
with extra bits of R oman Catholi c and Free Church colleagues can scarcely begin to tackle the 
task in hand! There is a team of Chaplain's lay visitors, at the moment only six in number, 
who do an invaluable j ob visiting specific wards with the full support of ward staff. They 
report back as appropriate to the Chaplains. TI1ere is space to expand this service so please do 
let me know if you feel you or someone you know would be interested. It requires a regular 
commitment rather than a lot of time along with sensitivity, the ability to listen, and total 
confidentiality. Another area where lay help is greatly needed at present is in extra helpers to 
move elderly patients from the wards to the Chapel and back at Upton for our service, the first 
Sunday in the month between 3.45 and 5.00 p.m. Few patients are mobile so to have a 
worthwhile service we need plenty of helpers. We are always looking for ways of improving 
care within our hospitals, so please share any insights you may have and should you. a relative 
or a friend have to come into hospital please shout for a Chaplain if you would like a visit or 
feel one ofus can help in any way. 
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Philip Harbold 
3.6.91 
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THE PARISH PUMP 
Notes on a meeting of the Parish Council 
held in July 1991 
1. The disgraceful state of the gutters is now the District Council ' s responsibility and will be seen to "in the next few weeks. " The Parish Council is pursuing the question of speed limits and "traffic 
calming" measures yet again as there seems to be a general realisation 
that there needs to be action to curb excessive speeding along country roads and built-up areas. 
2. A new con·tract for street lighting maintenance is being drawn up. 
3. The Parish council has submitted its response to the Local 
Government review. 
interested authorities 
No formal application 
4. Letters have been written to the various 
regarding the proposed Gipsy Transit Camp. 
has yet been received but it is understood 
sub-committee is discussing the proposal. 
a Berkshire County Council 
5. The Clerk was authorised to attend a course on auditing and records , 
at a cost of £20. Other expenses included £88 street lighting , £210 
lighting repairs and maintenance, £35 for grass cutting , and Clerk ' s 
salary for two months £136. 
6. No comments were passed on 2 applications : for three dormer 
windows at 33 Meadow Way and conservatory at 4 Dorney Reach Road. 
7. Dorney did not reach the final round of the Tidy Village Competition, 
being awarded 64½ marks, in a range of 59½ - 78. The general 
impression of the judges was that the overall picture was "not as good 
as last year ' s " , though we scored good marks for the absence of litter. 
8. The Parish Council is somewhat disturbed at the tardiness of the 
appropriate authority in imposing tree preservation orders on the Court 
Lane chestnuts , and will make its views felt. 
9. The Parish Council went into Committee to discuss at length its responses to the proposed Flood Alleviation Scheme, Eton College Rowing Trench and Area 12 mineral extraction. 
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PARISH PUMP EXTRA, , , , , , , , , from the Chai r man 
DORNEY OPPOSES ETON COLLEGE 􀁩 NRA PLANNING APPLICAT IONS 
Readers may be i nt erested i n a summary o f t he submi ssi ons made 
to D i str i c t & County Counc i l s by the Par i sh Counc i l ; t he actual 
object i ons r un to a dozen pages or· so, cop i es avai l ab l e on 
r equest . 
INTRODUCTION The Par i sh of Dorney is situated i n a r e l at i ve l y peac eful 
rural p l a i n between the urban areas of S l ough, Wi ndsor and 
Mai denhead. I t i s a vi l l age of some character , with an act i ve 
c ommuni t y and many l ocal organ i sat i ons. 
The vi l l age is now threatened with the fol l owi ng major 
engi neer i ng developments: 
M4 wide􀄾ing - 2 or more extra l anes 
Area 12 Gravel Ext raction 
Gi psy Encampment on i t s borders 
N.R. A F l ood Al l eviat i on Scheme - 1 1 km channel , 5 years 
constr u c t i on 
Eton Col l ege Gravel Extrac t i on & Rowing Trench 
SUMMARY OF THE OBJECTIONS OF DORNEY PARISH COUNCIL TO 
THE PROPOSED GRAVEL EXTRACTION, CEMENT MANUFACTURE, ROWING TRENCH, ROAD WIDENING 􀁪 ASSOCIATED DEVELOPMENT 
1 . The site i s desi gnated an AREA OF ATTRACT IVE LANDSCAPE . 
i n the Green Bel t . 
2 . Up t o 300, 20 ton gravel l or r i es dai l y , for the 1 0 year 
const r uc t i on per i od would cause unacceptabl e noi se , 
d i srupt ion, pol l ut i on and danger through t h e area. 
3. 0ver 90½ of r esi dents object to scheme and do not wi sh l ocal 
t r ee-l i ned l anes t o be wi dened and strai ghtened, thus l osing 
t hei r rural appearance. 
4 . Th i s devel opment i s not p r i mar i l y for the use o f the gener al 
publ i c ; t here i s no l ocal demand or need and the O l ymp i c 
c ourse coul d attract thousands of visi tors t o major 
events, wf1 i ,:h the l ocal 1 n f r astructure c ou l d n,:,t suppor t . 
5 . No projec t i on has been made of t he l i kely adverse e f fect on 
l ocal r i ver and water l evel s and qual i t y ; t here are water 
company bor eholes i n c l ose proximity. 
6. The pr oposal s c l ear l y contravene many aspec t s of the South 
Bucks Loca l Pl an. 
7 . Fur ther developments of c l ub and boat houses, car parks etc . 
wou l d be i nevi t ab l e . 
* Thi• m•Jor engi neer ing wor k i n the Green Bel t , over • 
per i od of 10 ye•r• , would destroy our l oc•l environment 
for the spor t i ng pl easure of • few non-r esidents . 
* There c an be no possi b l e Just i fi c•tion; w e must ret a i n the 
pe•ce •nd c haracter of our vi l l •ge •nd i t s communi t y . 
* THE APPLICATION SHOULD BE REFUSED 
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SUMMARY OF THE OBJECTIONS Qf: DORNEY PARISH COUNCI L TO 
THE PROPOSED N. R , A . FLOOD ALLEVIATION CHANNEL 
1 . We do not bel i eve that t h i s 56 mi l l i on pound scheme i s 
r eal l y necessary . We shou l d be more concerned w i t h water 
shortages & g l obal warming than with f l oodi ng . 
2. 
3. 
4. 
5. 
6. 
7. 
8. 
We bel i eve that l esser works r i ver dredging, 
exist i ng 
al most as 
the proper management & maintenance of the 
Mai denhead d i t c h , wei r s and l ocks c ou l d be 
e f fect i ve at a fract i on o f the cost . 
Insu f f i c i ent account has been taken o f i n c r eased water 
demand on the r i ver by domest i c & commerc i a l c onsumer s. 
There i s no just i f i cat i on for spending suc h a l arge amount 
of pub l i c money to safeguard propert i es which should not 
have been bui l t i n an area known to flood . 
The cost o f d i sr up t i on duri ng construc t i on i s not i nc l uded 
i n the r ather sel ect i ve cost just i fi c at i on . 
Over the 5 year 
unacceptab l e t r a f f i c 
and r etur n i ng t o the 
and dust pol l ut i on . 
c onstruc t i on per i od there wou l d be 
del ays and danger to residents l eaving 
vi l l age, and high l evel s of noi se 
There i s no committ'ment to maintain the channel once 
comp l eted . ( see e;ist i ng shal l ow, pol l uted Mai denhead 
r e l i e f d i t c h , home to old cans & supermarket trol l i es) . 
I t has not been proven that the t rench wou l d 
t h e r i sk o f f l oodi n g i n areas such a s Dorney, 
fur ther downstream. 
not i nc r ease 
Datchet and 
9 . NRA have admi t t ed that the water may become v i rtual l y 
stagnant as o ften a􀄿 1 year i n 3 . 
1 0 . We are supported i n our oppos i t i on b y other l ocal pari shes. 
This scheme is for the benefit of a smal l number of peopl e 
perhaps once i n 60 years , at great pub l i c cost and t o the 
inconven i ence o f many dur ing its f i ve years ' c onstruc t i on . 
There c an b e no just i f i c at i on for proceedi ng without a ful l 
pub l i c enqu i r y . 
THE APPLICATION SHOULD BE REFUSED, 
*** Nei ther o f these •ppl i c •t i on• wi l l be consi dered by Buc ks 
County Counc i l unt i l mi d-September at the ear l i est . 
Y.OJ.J. c an support your P•r i •h Counc i l and help persuade 
the author i t i es t o refuse these appl i c a t i ons by sendi ng in 
your objec t i ons NOW, no matter how b r i e f . KJR 
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DORNEY BUS SERVICE 
DDeotraneilys. of Itth we inlelw b eb unso steerdv ticheat w thhicerhe stararet neod wo n2 tseherv 1icste s Jdualiyl,y s efrrvoimn g 
WMainiddesonrhe oard Mtoa idSelonuhgeha da. nd bItac kis a tgoa ibne, haolploewd intgh atsh otphpiis nng etwi mfeac iinli tSylo ugh, be well used, particularly as ( so far ! ) it has proved 100% reliablwe ill 
and on time! 
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London & Country 
M•o ndays to Saturdays I I ' 
MAIOENHEA(;>, Railway Station 
Maidenhead. Bfidge Avenue 
Taplow, 􀂝aish 􀂞ne 
Dorney. Harcourt Road 
DORNEY .. Denu Comer 
Eton Wick, Bell Lane 
Windsor Bridge, Broca.s Stre'!t 
SLOUGr:i, BuS Station 
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Wlridsor Bridge. Broas Street 09.◄3 
Eton Wick, Bell Lane 09◄8 
DORNEY, Oenu Comer 09S3 
Dorney. Harcourt Road 095S 
Ta plow, Marsh Lane 0958 
Maidenhead; Frascati Way 100◄ 
MAIDENHEAD, Railway Station 1006 
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PAPER COLLECTION 
SOUTH BUCKS DISTRICT COUNCIL have arranged for paper collection at 
Summers Road Car Park, Burnham, on the following Saturdays , from 
8 a.m. - 12 noon:- 
28th September 
26th October 
23rd November 
28th December 
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• 
• 
DORNEY DEVELOPMENTS 
Gol d i n them there f i el ds 
an independent 
review •of the 
l atest l ocal news 
Eton c o l l ege i s apparen t l y amused by est i mates o f projected 
p r ,:i f i t s i f t hey obt a i n per m i ss i c, n to bui l d t h e Rowing Trenc h . 
I t seems t hat t h e gr avel wi l l sel l for LIP t o 25 mi l l i o n ; 
From t h i s must b e deducted oper at i onal cost s and l and f o r r oad 
w i d en i ng . It i s thought that t he Col l ege may not own t he 
m i neral r i gh t s and may have to p u r c hase them at a cost o f 
mi 1 1 i ons o f pounds. Lucky someone ! 
Perhaps they w i l l pub l i sh the fac t s and avoi d further 
spec u l at i on . Or i s there somethi ng that t hey wi sh to h i d e ? 
County p l anner d i scounts objec t i ons 
The new Dorney Par i sh Counc i l joined Taplow and Datchet 
Counc i l s i n opposing the N . R . A F l ood Rel i e f Channel and South 
Buc k s D i st r- i c t Counc i l has just r e fused the app l i c at i on . 
Hc,wever , a report by Buc ks Count y Ch i e f Pl ann i ng O f f i cer 
i gnc,res l oc a l op i n i on and is c l ear l y b i ased i n favour , 
desp i t e c on t r aven t i on o f both C,:,unty & D i s t r i c t Local p l an s . 
N . R . A .• ' s doubt f u l cost just i f i c at i on t-< assump t i ons o f f l ood 
i nevi t ab i l i t y are accepted wi thout quest i o n . Th i s , 
un for t unat e l y , i s what we have come t o expect f r om t h e remote 
Cc,unt y bureau c r at s . Somehow w e al 1 have t o per suade 
t he County Counc i l p l anning c.ommi t t ee t o remi t t o pub l i c 
enq u i r y , where matters ,:an be ful l y debated. 
I n c i dental l y , have yc,u seen the neg l e,: ted 19E.Os Mai denhead 
Fl ood Di t c h , wh i c h r ar e l y cont a i n s more than a t r i c k l e o f 
t ur g i d water . Wou l d the new channel be any d i f ferent ? 
What a s i t e 
The N . R . A shou l d (but seems not t o ) b e p ar t i c u l ar l y i nt erested 
in the G i psy Transit Fac i l i t y pr oposed by Ber ksh i r e , against 
whi c h South Bucks D i st r i c t Counc i l f1as a l r eady l odged an 
appeal t o t h e Secretary o f Stat e . 
The si t e p r oposed i s t o t h e south west o f t h e sewage wor k s , 
i mmed i a t e l y adjacent to t h e Par i sh boundar y ; a,:,:ess would 
appear to be b y a new r c.,ad joi n i ng Lake End Road sc,uth of 
Ashford Lan e . I t is conven i ent l y si tuated on both si des o f the 
F l ood Channe l ; Dorney residents wi l l have no doubts as t o 
where t h e mess and rubb i sh usual l y asscu: i ated w i t h such p l aces 
wou l d f i n i sh up. The water , i f f l ow i n g , wi l l go east , so 
r esi dents of Eton and Dat,:het are un l i ke l y to be i mpressed. 
Wr i t e r i ght now 
The Par i sh Cc,unc i 1 vi gorously ,::-,ppo􀃹:,es !these devel opmen t s , 
b u t D i st r i c t and County ,: ounc i l s p l ac 1--:;, muc h i mpor t an c e o n the 
amount of cc,rr espondence 1'· eceived from i nd i vi dual s . 
Why not pen a short note, NOW, lest t h e author i t i es t h i n k 
t hat YOU don ' t c a r e . Before you dec i de that t h i s i s t oo 
t n:,ub l e , just go t o see the underpass const r uc t i on area 
much 
west 
o f Maidenhead; Dorney cou l d soon l ook l i ke t h is. 
Your D i st r i ,: t or Par i sh Counc i l l or wi l l be pl eased t o advise 
you and t ,:, pass your l et t er on . 
kejers 
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Saturday 7th September 
Thursday 12th September 
Saturday 21st September 
Thursday 26th September 
Saturday 28th September 
Sunday _6th October 
Thursday 10th October 
Saturday 12th October 
Friday 18th October 
Thursday 24th October 
Friday 15th November 
Thursday 21st November 
Thursday 5th December 
Thursday 19th December 
Saturday 18th January 
DORNEY W . I . 
DORNEY PARISH COUNCIL 
DORNEY P . c . c. 
DORNEY VILLAGE HALL 
MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE 
DORNEY OVER 60 ' s CLUB 
DORNEY & ETON WICK 
YOUTH GROUP 
RAINBOWS 
BROWNIES 
GUIDES 
DIARY OF EVENTS 
DDHS Annual Show 
Whist. Club, Village Hall 8 p . m . 
The Eton/Oorney Centre 20th 
Birthday Celebration 
Whist Club, Village Hall , 8 p . m . 
DDHS Harvest Supper 
OOHS Autumn Bring and Buy Sale 
Whist Club, Village Hall 8 p . m . 
Fund Raising Day in aid of Dorney 
Church at Village Hall 
DDHS Cheese and Wine Evening 
Whist Club, Village Hall 8 p . m . 
OOHS Annual General Meeting 
Whist Club, Village Hal l, 8 p . m . 
Whist Club, Village Hall , 8 p . m . 
Whist Club, Christmas Party , Village Hall 
OOHS Winter Dance 
***************** 
Second Wednesday of each month 
Second Tuesday of each month 
First Wednesday of each month 
The Vicarage, 8 p . m . 
Second Monday o f each month 
Village Hall 
Luncheon in the Vicarage 
Dates : 10/9, 8/10, 12/11, 10/12 
Meets at the Vicarage 
Every Friday, Dorney School 
3 . 30 - 4 . 30 p . m . 
Every Thursday , Village Hall 
6 . 00 - 7 . 30 p . m . 
Every Wednesday, The Vicarage 
7 . 1 5 - 9 . 00 p . m . 
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NATURE NOTES JUNE/JULY 1991 
June was a cold month but hot , sunny weather came in July bringing 
out some butterflies and a profusion of flowers. 
The left-over cat food I put out for the hedgehog is being eaten by 
a fox. I suspected that a fox was visiting the garden as they leave 
a sour, feral smelt in their wake. 
The collar doves which nested in our bullace plum tree now have two 
young almost as large as themselves. 
During June the blackbirds which nested in the clematis on our shed were 
busy feeding their young , becoming quite thin as they work so hard . 
A pair of swans seen in Dorney Reach have four cygnets and another 
was seen on i'ts own with three . Probably the other parent was not 
far away. 
There are many bullfinches around. They are pretty birds despite their 
habit of pecking at the fruit trees. 
The magpie which was nesting alone in the garden of one of the bungalows 
at Cl ime ' s Corner acquired a mate but this happy state did not last 
long as some time later one died. 
My husband found two baby wood mice running along near one of our greenhouses 
. We ushered them into the long grass so cats would not find them. 
By mid July Toadflax, Lady ' s Bedstraw, wild carrot , scabious and the 
bright , blue chicory were well in bloom. Chicory is abundant this year. 
Lime trees had also produced their pale, yel low flowers and their heavy 
scent fil led the air. 
JULY/AUGUST 1991 
The Little Owls which nested in a tree at Northfield Cottage have 
produced young which were often harassed by magpies before being 
driven off by the parent birds . The young owls cannot as yet hoot 
properly. All they can manage is a squeak or a croak . There are also 
rabbits living down a hole by an upturned tree stump in the garden . 
I have at last seen the offspring of the blackbirds which nested in our 
clematis but they are almost fully grown . I kept watch for the 
fledglings but the parents kept them out of our garden which was wise 
because of our cats. 
A friend in Harcourt Road found the discarded skin of a grass snake 
in her garden which was in perfect condition. Usually there are rips 
where the snake has struggled to shed its skin . 
The pretty St . John ' s Wort is in full bloom. This flower was named 
for St . John the Baptist and was a favourite of St . Columba . 
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NATURE NOTES cont 'd . . . . JULY/AUGUST 1991 
A few sunny days towards the end of July brought out butterflies 
again and a large brown dragonfly came into our garden. 
I went to investigate a loud twittering of birds in the garden and found 
a large number of young starlings and their parents raiding our early 
bullace plums . 
It has been a bad breeding season for some birds but not for starlings 
which seem tough enough to survive any kind of weather. 
By August vivid , blue chicory was abundant and crimson napweed and 
mauve scabious brightened banks and hedges. 
LOIS PARKER 
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DORNEY WOMEN' S INSTITUTE JULY 
July is the month when , forever optimi stic , we plan to hold the 
meeting in the open air. It makes a change , and creates a different attitude to what may sometimes be mundane matter s. We have been very 
luclq, on these occasions , and this year was no exception. It was a 
lovely sunny day, and we were doubly fortunate in having the loan of 
Mrs . Mil lward 's beautiful garden to hold the meeting and , as Mrs . Ogden, 
one sameo afd dtrhee sWs ,. Iw. e mehmadbe ar sv, eriys gMrrsac. iMoiuls lwanadr dc'hsa mrmotinheg rh, oasnted ssl i. veWs ea tsp ethnet a very pleasant afternoon in these lovely surroundings , during which 
time a treasure hunt was held, very entertaining , but I think more 
time was spent identifying the lovely garden plants than hunting for 
tvheer yh iabdldey na ntdr ecahsaurrmesin. glyT hseer mveede tbiny gM wrsas. Ocogndeclnu, deMdr sb. yM tihlel wsaerrd vainngd ohef r tea , 
daughters . Our very grateful and sincere appreciation is given to 
Mrs . Millward for extending this privilege. Since having this meeting , 
however , we have learned the very sad news of the sudden illness of 
Mrs . Ogden . She has been in hospital for some we eks , howeve r, we are 
pleased to learn that she is making a good recovery and we wish her a 
speedy and complete recovery to health and strength again. 
The Village Happening also had a lovely sunny day for this annual 
occasion and members were thanJed for the assistance in providing 
refreshments at this event. 
The Speaker for the September meeting will be Mr. E . Stock and his subject is Thumbna il Skettbes of Famous Peo ple . The competition is an 
Amusing Photograph - your own photography. 
A reminder was given of the Speech Making Semi-finals to be held at 
Bourne End on September 17th at 7 . 30 p.m. It is requested that as many 
members as possible attend this meeting to give support to the partici pants 
. 
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Thursdays 
WHIST DRIVE DATES 
12th September 
26th September 
10th October 
24th October 
7th November 
21st November 
5th December 
19th December (Christmas Party) 
*********************** 
HANGING BASKETS AND CONTAINERS PREPARED FOR WINTER 
OR SUPPLIED COMPLETE - BILL PARKER, 17 MEADOW WAY, 
DORNEY REACH (Maidenhead 25307) 
********** 
DORNEY BABY-SITTING CWB 
For details please contact Jan Bowman 0628 23228 
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■ Raised clergy pensions 120% 
above inflation 
■ Raised clergy stipends 74% 
above inflation 
■ Replaced or renewt.-d 1 in 3 of 
all unsuitable parsonages 
■ Provided 580 equity 
sharing loans for curates' 
hou,e, 
■ Provided £82 million 
in equity 􀃽haring loans for 
clergy retirement homes 
PROPERTY 
£67.4m (41 %) 
STOCK EXCHANGE 
£64.9m (39%) 
Our portfolio, valued at 
£780m, is concentrated in 
substantial U.K. companies 
providing security of capital 
and good prospects for longterm 
income growth 
LOANS 
£32.2m (20%) 
■ Protect our income and capital 
through the recession 
■ Protect needier dioceses 
■ Raise clergy pensions annually 
to ½rds the previous 
year's national minimwn stipend 
■ Recognise this will leave less 
moriey from us for stipends and 
hawing 
■ Encourage increased giving 
by Church people 
to compensate 
'Iii' STIPENDS 
£62.9m (38%) 
We met 48% of the pay of 
·" 11,500 clergy, including 
£8.Sm to ensure that clergy 
and their spouses were not 
left out of pocket after paying 
their community charges. 
Copies of our full Report and 
Accounts and a colour leaflet are 
available free from our Press and 
Information Office. 
There is also a "Working in 
Partnership" series comprising a 
video, a mini-exhibition and a free 
set of leaflets. The mini-exhibition 
is available from us on loan; the 
video may be lx>rrowed from your 
Rural Dean or Diocesan 
Communications Officer 
l Millbank, London SWlP l/Z 
Tel: 071 222-7010 ext:I 4291; 4166 
PENSIONS 
£53.0m (32%) 
We meet the cost of pensions 
for 10,000 clergy and their 
widowed spouses and 
retirement lump swns 
CLERGY HOUSING 
--£1-5.9-m -(-10%-) -- 
OfHER 
£32. 7m (20%) 

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Distributors who collect subscriptions from those taking the magazine 
should hand them to Mrs. Cody. 
The Editors are not responsible for the opinions of correspondents 
expressed in letters or articles published in this magazine. 

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PRIVATE/WEDDING CAR HIRE 
CHURCH STREET, SLOUGH SL11PJ. TEL: (0753) 20081 
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PET FOODS for CATS, DOGS, 
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BULK FOOD ALSO SUPPLIED. 
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LICENSED BETTING OFFICE 
Jla EtoD Wick Road 
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HOURS OF BUSINESS : 11.00 a.m. - 6.00 p.m. Monday/Saturday 
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Open 8 am to 6 pm Monday to Saturday . Sunday by appointment 
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BATH ROAD, LITTLBWICK GREEN 
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SERVICES IN THE PARISH CHURCH OF ST. JAMES 
SUNDAY 
FIRST SUNDAY 
OF THE MONTH 
FIFTH SUNDAY 
OF THE MONTH 
10.45 a.m. 
11.00 a.m. 
8.00 a.m. 
11.00 a.m. 
8.00 a.m. 
1 1 .00 a.m. 
St.James' Club ("Jimmy's") 
and Creche at the Vicarage 
Parish Communion 
Holy Communion 
Family Service 
Holy Communion 
Mattina 
TEAM VICAR OF DORNEY 
CHURCHWARDENS 
Mrs. Mary Baker 
Elm View, 
Marsh Lane, 
Dorney Reach, 
Maidenhead, Berks. 
Tel: (0628) 661435 
Revd. Colin H. Pontin, 
The Vicarage, 
69a Eton Wick Road, 
Eton Wick, 
Windsor, BERKS., SL4 6NE. 
Tel : (0753) 852268 
Mr. David Pepler 
54, Hag Hill Rise, 
Taplow, 
Maidenhead, 
Berks. 
Tel: (0628) 663593 
To contact the Revd. Colin Pontin either telephone him direct or leave 
a message at Dorney Vicarage, Tel: (0628) 662823 
Printed by Suro Press. Old Station Yard, Tap/ow, Berks. Tel: (0628) 663122 

ISSUE NO. 8/91 EDITORIAL OCTOBER 1991 
It is not certain how Dorney got its name. The two most popular 
theories suggest that it derives from the old English 11dorena 
ieg11 which means 11island of the humble bees" or from 11dorn" 
meaning "thorn" and therefore "thorn island." Whatever the 
daenrd iviantdieeodn tthhee rnea imes osofm oeu erv viidlelnacgee o tfa kaens i urson b aagcek stoe tatnlcemieenntt. 􀅙imes 
Today our awareness of our historic past is focused on Dorney 
Court and the parish church of St. James. Two buildings that have 
been at the centre of Dorney life throughout many centuries. 
The church dates from the thirteenth century although there is a 
stone in the south wall of the chancel which is believed to be 
part of a Saxon circular-headed window. 
It is said that there was a manor at Dorney before the Norman 
Conquest and according to the Domesday survey made in 1086, at 
Dorn􀅚i on the Thames there was a manor assessed at three hides. 
A hide being a variable unit of land, enough for a household. 
wNaon dedo uobvt etrh teh ef orcteunnteusr ioefs bbuott h I chsuurscphec ta ntdh amta notrh eh mavaei nwtaexneadn caen do f 
the fabric of these fine buildings has been a constant drain on 
the resources of the Parish and the Palmers alike. 
aTondda yi mtahgein fautnidvien gs cohfem essu chf omra fiunntde narnacisei hnags ocbceucpoym e tahne amciuntdes opfr oblem 
those who seek to preserve these inherited treasures. 
The 11 Funarama" to be held on the 12th. October in the Village 
Hall is one such scheme to raise funds for the church. we do not 
have to be members of its congregation to wish for its 
par edsuetryv, ataindo ns.u Praeslty ag esnienrcateiroen sd eshiarvee , ttenod heda ndit iat nodn Ii nf eeglo odwe ohradveer . 
Tthhee dfiafbfriiccu loft iDeosr fnaecy edC oburyt t hhaes Pbaelmeenr wse linl pfuibnlaincciiznegd tohne uTVpk aenedp oinf 
the press in recent weeks; coverage which illustrates the plight 
of many historic homes. 
Now I do not propose to break into a chorus of Jerusalem nor to 
eulogize upon our English heritage but merely to say that I share 
the interest shown by thousands of people in our historic houses, 
churches etc. and I am appalled when I learn that they are being 
left to decay for the want of some regular maintenance. Nobody knows how many listed buildings are collapsing, but on average 
Eonngel ihsuhn dHreerdi taraeg ed ebmuto ltihseh eEdl e.vBroer dy oyneaatre.d Glarsatn ty eAaird iiss dpresocvriidbeedd b yb y 
"Losrpdi t Sihnel tbuhren beu, cPkerte.s i11 dent of the English Houses Association, as a 
The question is: Should the rest of us help them out? should the nation pay towards preserving these historic piles? 
tIot fiusn dl itkhee t Ahret pse? rennial question: Should the taxpayer be asked 
For my part the answer is "Yes, within reason11 on both counts. But that of course sets another question: What is reasonable? 
I think we can assW'tle that the resources available will always be 

inadequate and sadly many historic buildings will simply crumble 
away. 
It is left then for those houses still in private hands to 
arrange their own would have paid fosra ltvhea tuipokne.e pIn oft het hpea hsotu tshee. sNuorwr foaurndmiinngg fbaarrmellayn d 
breaks even. Consequently, fields are being given over to Theme 
Parks, Activity Areas and Caravan Sites, and mineral rights are 
being sold to those seeking gravel. All these sources of revenue 
can guarantee the acute displeasure of an adjacent community and 
a Lord of the Manor, sensitive of his responsibilities as 
guardian of local environment, would be desperate indeed to 
resort to this unsocial financing. 
PDoorrtnreayi Ctosu orft tiwse lonvee gofe ntehrea tfiionness ot fT uPdaolmre Mrasn ohran Hgo iuns etsh ien G rEenagtl and. 
Hall. It is of interest to historians and to the general public 
alike and attracts many visitors every year. Visitors who particularly appreciate the fact that it is a home that has been 
inhabited by the same family for four hundred years. 
To live in such a house is both a privilege and a burden. If the 
burden becomes too great then there must be a temptation to sell 
tluox ua rdye ovenl otpheer p ororc eae dbsu.s iAn essas lien swotuiltdu tcee arntadi lnilyv en oitn rbeelnaetfiivte the 
village. 
In his TV appearance, Peregrine acknowledged· that the Court's 
daottersa cntoito lne tndo itthsee plufb tloi co vise rtt hcaotmm ietr ciis alai fsamm. ily home and that it 
I am not privy to the Court's accounts and financing but I 
observe that income is derived from Corporate Entertaining, 
filming and visitors. This income, together with whatever other 
resources are available, is patently insufficient for the 
maintenance of the house and somehow additional money must be 
generated. 
Whilst parishioners must be wary of any schemes that impinge upon 
the day-to-day life of the village or are detrimental to our 
environment, sympathetic consideration can surely be given to 
schemes to generate income within the hides of the Court. 
The Plant Centre raised fears of traffic congestion but, as 
defined, it seems an innocuous way to provide income. Likewise, 
plans for small commercial workshops within the grounds do not 
soeuetm o af gharneda.t tAuhtroemaatt tioc otphep ossuirtriooun ncdainn glso saen dc srhedoiublidl niotty baen do wpepaokseedn 
the case for warranted opposition. 
I trust that the survival of the Court in the custody of the 
Palmer family will benefit our cause in the preservation of the 
village and I trust that the preservation of the village will aid 
the survival of the Court. 

ETON ROWING TRENCH 
Ipfr iymoaur inlye vfero rb tehliee vsaefde tthya to f ttheh er obowiynsg, tyoreun wcho uwlad sn odte sihagvnee d been 
surprised by the BBC radio programme "Waterlines" in which the 
college was promoting it as a major boating centre. 
You may though have been surprised to learn that this 
International Course is being constructed on a "disused gravel 
pit.11 
A case of being economical with the truth, as well as with the 
gravel ! 
It might of course have sullied the Eton image, and weakened the 
promotional propaganda aimed at the rowing fraternity, if the 
programme had revealed that they are prepared to inflict ten 
years of construction misery upon the local community. 
As you know, the Eton plans have been submitted for approval and 
it is quite obvious that, despite local opposition, they intend 
to bring these plans to fruition. 
My idea of a reasonable life does not allow for 200 lorry 
movements through the parish between ?a.rn and 6p.m. over a period 
of three thousand days .... And the plan to widen and straighten 
local lanes is nothing short of vandalism. 
Wuphoant oeuffre cstu rtroouon, dwiniglls ? the subsequent influx of boat people have 
A local petition bearing the names of 636 local protesters has 
been presented to SBDC and I hope that you have all written 
stating your personal objections to : - 
SoutThh Beu Pcklasn nDiinsgt rOicftf icCeoru ncil 
CWouinndcisol rO fRofiadc es 
Slough SLl 2HN 
If you have not written, resolve to do so today! 
The number of names on the petition indicates that local 
opposition is practically unanimous. 
Within the next few weeks you will be invited to a public meeting 
iItn tish e iVmpielrlaatgiev He atlhla, tw heveerrey coanme paaitgtenn dpsl atnhsi ws imlle ebtei ngd isscou tshseadt., 
should a Public Inquiry be convened, our representatives can 
speak with the authority of the entire community. 
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From Revd. Co1in Pontin. October 1991. 
During the last few weeks and months dramatic changes have taken place 
in our world, especially in the Soviet Union. We have been able, for 
the first time in years, to see behind the ' iron curtain ' ,which has 
hidden so much. It must have surely brought home to us yet again the 
differences that exist in our worl􀅖 between rich and poor,east and 
west., and the privileges and freedoms which we· enjoy.-. And yet;􀅗 in our 
own country, there still exists poverty; oppression and deprivation. Whilst• thinking about this I came upon the following article by David 
Bradshaw which raises many challenges for- us as Christians·􀅘- He- is not· 
saying anything new, but we need; to be reminded of. our Christian '.. ·. .. _. . 
resP,onsibilities; ·uncomfortable· perhaps·,' but they cannot be avoided. Jesus· reminds us that our response_ to the needs of others is iD direct 
proportion to our response to Him.·.- 􀅙 􀅚􀅛 􀅜·---•4
_._ ••-• :􀀋􀀌- -_- _ • "As you did it unto· the- least of these- my - brethren 
you did it to me." (Matthew 25 : 40) -.: • . 
Colin. INTERVENTION! 
HOW do we see the poor? Do we see them as unfortunates 
upon whom we should lavish gifts or as lazy, shlftless 
parasites who have only themselves to blame for their 
condition? If we see them as the former, then they end up 
little better than animals in the zoo, being fed periodically by 
their keepers. On the other hand, if we take the latter view, 
then we only try to justify our tyranny over the weak. 
Neither approach to the poor is healthy, either to us or the 
poor. 
The message of the Bible is often 
that of intervention. The story of 
Genesis is of God intervening where 
there had been chaos. Through the 
incarnation of Jesus we see God 
intervening in history and 
participating in our lives. 
The miracles of Jesus again are acts 
of intervention that transformed the· 
lives of those involved. In the Acts of 
the Apostles (3:1-10) when Peter 
cures the cripple, it is an act of 
intervention which changes the 
man's life: the cripple begged for 
money but instead was given the 
chance to lead a fu11 normal life. 
As Christians, we are called to 
change people's lives by giving them 
the good news of God's love for them. 
But this means participating in 
their lives. 
Simply being sorry for others is not 
enough: we need to act in a manner 
that will give them real hope of 
better lives and an experience of 
God's love. This may come from our 
relationships with individuals or 
from us becoming involved in wider 
soci􀅝 and political issues. -4- 
.. .But if only I could remember 
what it is! 
To tackle the problems of Third 
World debt, we need to accept a 
change of lifestyle, and to tackle the 
problems of those who exist in bed 
and breakfast hotels will affect our 
taxes. 
We are called to be members of 
humanity and not to isolate 
ourselves from those we should help. 
Concern for others helps to break 
down barriers that divide our world, 
and enriches our common humanity, 
a humanity that Jesus shares with 
us. 
DAVID BRADSHAW 

THE PARISH PUMP 
Notes on a meeting of the Parish Council held in September 1991. j Mr. M. Hoile addressed the meeting on the subject of the 
Neighbourhood Watch Scheme. A new incident centre is being set up in Slough which should provide a quicker response to emergency 
calls. The public is reminded that the greatest proportion of 
"petty'' crime is opportunist, so constant attention to 
precautions must become second nature. Tree Preservation order. A provisional order for six months has 
been placed on the trees in Court Lane. 
Following quotations, a contract for street lighting and maintenance has been placed with the S.E.B. 
Accounts for the last two months include: three grass cuts £105 , 
petrol £12, audit £217, SEB electricity £88, Clerk 1 s salary £68. Planning. No observations on conservatory extension to 4 Dorney 
Reach Road, or rear extension to 3 Boveney Court Farm Cottages. The considerable alterations to Oakley Court Hotel , under spheres 
of mutual interest, were noted, but no observations were made. 
The council also discussed a planning application for a change 
of use from stabling to workshop for repair of antique furniture at Dorney court. 
Haunching of the road across the Common is to resume ; when 
details are received there may be further observations. A new, and welcome, schedule for gutter clearing is imminent. 
The Council is to experiment by delegating various responsibilities, such as footpaths , lighting, mud on roads, to individual members to facilitate any action taken: ... details will follow. 
Gypsy Transit Camp. It is understood that Berks CC is looking at 
three sites. The SBDC has objected forcibly to our local one, and 
the Parish Council is asking to be kept fully informed of any developments. The Parish Council considered, at length, the NRA Scheme and the Rowing Trench and took action where appropriate. 
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Sunday 6th October 
Thursday 10th October 
Saturday 12th October 
Friday 18th October 
Saturday 19th October 
Wednesday 23rd October 
Thursday 24th October 
TFhriudrasyda y15 t7ht h NoNovveemmbbeer r 
TThhuurrssddaayy 25t1hs tD eNcoevmebmebre r 
Thursday 19th December 
1992 
Saturday 18th January 
DDOORRNNEEYY PWA.RI.IS H COUNCIL 
DORNEY P.C.C. 
DORNEY VILLAGE HALL 
MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE 
DORNEY OVER 60 ' s CLUB 
DORNEY AND ETON WICK 
YOUTH GROUP 
RAINBOWS 
BROWNIES 
GUIDES 
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* DORNEY 
DIARY OF EVENTS 
DDHS Autumn Bring and Buy Sale 
Whist Club. Village Hall 8 p.m. 
Fund Raising Day in Aid of Dorney 
Church. Village Hall 
DDHS Cheese and Wine Evening 
DVHMC 21st . Anniversary Dance 
Village Hall 8 p.m. 
Dorney School PTA Fashion Show & 
Clothes Sale. Village Hall 8 p . m. 
Whist Club. Village Hall 8 p.m. 
Whist Club. Village Hall 8 p.m. 
DDHS Annual General Meeting 
Whist Club. Village Hall 8 p.m. 
Whist Club. Village Hall 8 p.m. 
Whist Club Christmas Party 
DDHS Winter Dance 
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Second Wednesday of each month 
Second Tuesday of each month 
First Wednesday of each month 
The Vicarage 8 p.m. 
second Monday of each month 
Village Hall 
Luncheon in the Vicarage ( 12.15-2.30 ) 
Dates : 8/10 12/11 10/12 
MeeDta taets : th1e3 /V1i0c 2ar7a/g1e0 1(70-/19 1p 2.m4/. 1) 1 8/12 
Every Friday Dorney School 
3.30-4.30 p.m. 
Eve6r.y0 0-Th7u.r3s0d apy.m V. illage Hall 
Eve7r.y15 W-e9d.n0e0 sdpa.ym. T he Vicarage 
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SCHOOL P. T.A. PRESENTS A ... 
* 
* 
* F A S H I 0 N S H O W A N D C L 0 T H E S S A L E * 
* Wednesday 23rd. October at 8 p.m. * 
* IN THE VILLAGE HALL * 
Tickets £2.50 ( incl. glass of wine) 
* * * * * * 
DORNEY BABY-SITTING CLUB 
For details please contact Jan Bowman 0628 23228 
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'"' l 
DORNEY DEVELOPMENTS 
GREAT OAKS FROM LITTLE ACORNS GROW 
an independent 
review of 
local 
affairs 
Readers w i l l remember that the. D i s t r i c 􀃠 Counc i l found that 
t here were spic ial circumstances ( ! ) which. Jus t i f i ed them 
i gnoring their own LocaL Plan when giving plann ing consent for 
a Plant Centre in the grounds of Dorney Cour t . They d i d , 
though , insist on a l egal agreement to restr i ct what coul d be 
sold, thereby hop ing to · avo id the development of another 
Bi shops Centre. · However app l i ca t i on has now been made for 
convers i on of the adjacent stables ( wh i c h are cla imed to be 
redundant ) to a factory for the repai r of ant i que furni t ur e ; 
t h i s perhaps innocuous change could readi ly, in future , be 
transformed and enlarged into something more industrial . The 
app l i ca t i on a l so seems to be contrary to the Local P lan and 
the spi r i t of the Plant Centre agreement; wha t o ther , I 
wonder, "derel i c t " or "redundant" bui ld ings may be revealed 
wh i c h might be used for a D . I . Y shop or worse ? 
If 􀃡 object i t i s not too late to wr i t e t o the D i s t r i c t 
Counci l . 
BETTER LATE . . . . . . . . 
I note that the resi dents of Datchet have bela tedly woken up 
to the threat that the N . R . A Flood Channel may bring to their 
area and are trying to persuade Berkshire County Counci l to 
refuse planning consent . In fact hardly anyone except the 
N . R . A , seems t o be terr ibly enthus i a st i c . Presumably, unless 
both County author i t ies are in favour the scheme w i l l go to 
Pub l i c Inquiry. 
OVERTIME 
A l t hough , during the summer season, nothing much seems to have 
happened w i t h the var i ous appl i ca t i ons for major developments 
which may affect Dorney, I understand that the Par i s h Counc i l 
has found i t necessary to more than doub l e their meet ing t i me 
recen t l y . Perhaps t h i s extra effort wi l l , in the end , be 
jus t i f i ed and may encourage par i s h i oners to give their act i ve 
support to both the P . C and to DROPET in their endeavours to 
ret a i n the rura l character i s t i cs of the v i l lage. 
KEY OF THE DOOR 
Dorney V i l l age Ha l l w i l l cel ebrate i ts 21st anniversary a t 
their annual dance on 19th October ; wi thout the hall i t i s 
d i f f i cul t t o see how the many Dorney sociiu_i es ( and the 
· S chool ) would func t i on and the v i l lage would ! l o'se its ma in 
focal point. I t i s appropri a t e , I think, that we should 
congratulate all those who par t i c ipated in the fund ra i s i ng 
whi ch enabled the hall to be bui l t and in i t s exce l l ent 
management during the period. 
kejers 
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NATURE NOTES. AUGUST/SEPTEMBER 1991. 
By mid August many of the early swmner flowers were over but the 
flat seed heads of the tall, graceful hemlock looked attractive. 
Another tall, slender plant which has done well this rear is the 
wall Lettuce which grows in numerous other places besides walls. 
The tiny, yellow flowers spray out from the stem ending 􀅛1th a 
large spray at the head. It was lovely to see so many butterflies during the hot, sunny 
weather. our buddleia trees were covered with Painted Ladies, 
Commas Yellow Brimstones, Peacocks, Gatekeepers, Red Admirals, 
small Tortoiseshells and the inevitable Large Whites. 
Fungi also did well. There were wood and Horse Mushrooms in our 
garden and to my surprise a Giant Puffball. Care should be taken 
when eating fungi listed as edible. It is best to try a small 
portion first to see if it has no unpleasant results. 
While working at the bottom of our garden my husband saw a 
Kestrel attack a Wood Pigeon. The Kestrel was startled by his 
presence and lost its grip on its prey which fell into the hedge ne,xt door. The Wood Pigeon tried to escape but the Kestrel struck 
again, this time successfully. . Butterflies are attracted to our sedum which has large, pink 
flowers. I counted nineteen Tortoiseshells on it at one time. 
By mid September skeins of Canada geese were flying over the area. One skein must have contained around two hundred geese. 
Their unmelodious honking is a cheerful sound. My husband saw a different skein of geese fly over but they were out of sight 
before he could identify them. 
Lois Parker. 
HAN GING BASKETS AND CONTAINERS PREPARED FOR WINTER 
OR SUPPLIED COMPLETE. 
BULBS AT REASONABLE PRICES. 
Bill Parker, 17 Meadow Way, Dorney Reach. (0628 25307 ) 
PAPER COLLECTION 
SOUTH BUCKS DISTRICT COUNCIL have arranged for paper collection 
at Summers Road Car Park, Burnh am, on the following Saturdays, from 8 a.m. to 12 noon. 
26th. October 
23rd. November 
28th. December 
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DORNEY WOMEN' S INSTITUTE September 
The lovely weather came just at the right time for the summer 
holiday break from meetings , reports, and attendant mundane 
matters and on taking up the reins again this month it seemed long time since the last meeting. After Mrs. Street and Mrs. a 
Allen had dispensed all the usual preliminaries, Mrs. Crane was 
thanked for her very efficient handling of the arrangements for 
the annual outing, which was to Highclere, Newbury, an occasion 
which was greatly enjoyed by all attending. 
A reminder was given of the Group Meeting to be held at Dorney on 
2rnedqu. esOtcteodb, era,n dw thhene tai mfeu lflo ra tatsesnedamnbclein gof t oa llb e moemnbee ros' cwloacs k. Three items of general interest were included in the News Letter 
and these are as follows : - 
Research, Education and Aid for Children with Potentially 
Terminal Illness (REACT) 
REACT is a new charity which looks after the special needs of 
children who have a reduced life expectancy because of illness. 
REACT is building up a network throughout the country to help 
raise funds on an on-going basis and have approached N.F.W.I. in 
the hope of finding enthusiastic self motivating helpers to 
organize local events and fund raising. Interested members should 
contact REACT 73, Whitehall Park Road, London, W4 3NB 
Tel. 081 995 8188. 
Transport 2000 Customer care Award 
B"Cruisttisohm erR aCial'res " Baewsta rdS tfatoiro nt heA wsartadtsi oTn2 0j0u0d gaendn utaol lyta skpeo bnessotr sc aar e of 
passengers. The closing date for 1991 nominations has passed, but 
now is the time to take notice for 1992. Look closely at the 
ftroalilno wisnegrv ficeeastu arneds : thSet aflfo chale laprfeualn, ecslse, agnoloidn eisnsf, ormmaaitnitoenn aanbceou, t 
access for the disabled and public telephones. For further 
information please contact, T2000 Customer Care Award, Walkden 
House , 10, Melton Street, London, NWl 2EJ. 
Anti-Litter Campaign 
A citizen ' s right to apply for a court order to make government 
departments, local authorities and schools clear up litter in 
Epnuvbilirco nmpelancteasl cParmoet eicnttioon oApcetr a1t9io9n0 , ofni n1ests. fAorp rliilt.t eUrnidnegr htahve e been 
increased from £400 to £1 , 000. In May, liability for prosecution 
was extended to include bus , train and 'plane operators and dog 
faeces will be brought under the definition of litter in some 
cases. In June, local authorities will be able to issue strict 
litter control notices, whereby certain types of commercial or 
rental business will be required to keep frontages clear. 
Dorney Village Hall Management Committee 
21st. ANNIVERSARY DANCE 
in the 
VILLAGE HALL 
on 
SATURDAY 19th. OCTOBER at 8 p.m. 
Tickets £6 ( including food) 
available from Penny Thompson 0628 26810 
Please bring own drink and glass 
Disco Music 
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FIRST DORNEY GUIDES 
In April the Guides wrote up their findings from their visit to Dorney Court and made 
preparations for their Local History badge which they did in Patrols. 
During the month of May we prepared for our camp at Elmfield, Cliveden. This camp 
was very imponant to me as I was being assessed for my camping skills. With the help 
and support from both the Guides and my willing helpers I managed to pass my Camp 
Licence which now enables me to take the Guides to camp anywhere in the UK. At the 
end of the camp I enrolled Sarah Bosher, Catherine Terry & Clare Everett. 
Some oi the Guides helped at the Antique Road Show at the Village Hall and 
afterwards at the Litter Blitz with Ernie. 
During June we seemed to be fighting with the rain but we still managed to do some 
outdoor cooking, went on a Bike Ride to Eton Bridge and Canoeing at Longridge Scout 
Boating Centre in Marlow. 
Also in June we entered the Guide District Cup Final which was also held at Elmfield 
where the Guides had to show their knowledge in firelighting, orienteering, first aid and 
camping skills. With the weather being one of the worst in June we were very depleted 
in numbers but still managed to win this competition for the second year in succession. 
On the last evening of the term we had an Its A Knockout Competition in Patrols and 
a Barbecue at Melrose where the Guides enjoyed silly races such as Egg and Spoon 
Blindfolded and Two-Legged Race with Buckets of Water on their heads. 
We welcomed Kirsty Roberts and Katie Lowe to Guides this term. 
MICHAELA LANGSTON 
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20th. October 
11.00 a.m. 
FSiirdsets mRaena der 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy's CFlleoawneirnsg 
27th. October 
11.00 a.m. 
FSiirdsetsm Raena der 
CCorefcfheee and Jimmy's 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
3rd. November 
8.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 11.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
CClreeacnhien gan d Jimmy's 
Flowers 
10th. November 
10.55 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
CCorefcfheee and Jimmy's 
CFlleoawneirnsg 
CHURCHWARDENS 
Mr. Joe Hayton 
46 Harcourt Road 
Dorney Reach 
Tel 0628 23769 
ST. JAMES DUTY ROSTER 
* 
LAST SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST 
MPrasr.i sAmh Ceosmm Jounhino 1n7 v 1-10 
Mrs. Parker Philippians 3 v 7 to end 
Mrs. Coish & Mrs. Paton 
AMrts t. hPea Vrikcearr a& gMer s. Baker 
Mrs. Street 
NINTH SUNDAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS 
Parish Communion 
MMrr.s .G rLeinnefye lRle Jveolhan ti3 onvs 1 4- 8 
AMtr st.h eB aVkierc a&r aMgres . Sagajillo 
Mrs. Belcher & Mrs. Neal 
Mrs. Springbett 
EIGHTH SUNDAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS 
Holy Communion 
Mr. Handy 
Family Service 
Mrs. Baker 
Readings to be advised 
Mrs. Perryman & Mrs. Smith 
All in church 
Mrs. Armstrong 
Mrs. Belcher 
RSEEMVEENMBTHR ASNUCNED SAUY NBDEAFYO RE CHRISTMAS 
Parish Communion 
Mrs. Richmond 
MKrrsi.s tPianrak eRric h& moMnrds . 
At the Vicarage 
) Readings 
) advised. 
Butcher 
MMrrss.. AmEasetsg ate & Mrs. Jones 
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ISSUE NO. 9/91 
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13th October 1991 
The Editors 
Dorney Parish Magazine 
Dear Sirs, 
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR 
NOVEMBER 1991 
"/1,ukrrris." 
JJ, A11tr.􀀰h J.,m,•, 
Vorllt'J' Reach, 
Mnit.lc11hca,/, 
Ocrks.l1i1·􀀱 
I would like to thank everyone who came to help, run stalls, overlook 
games, provide refreshments, cowboy cook-out, bake cakes, provided 
raffle prizes and acoustics and Joy for rounding-up sponsors for our 
programme, running two raffles and selling programmes, and last but not 
least teams of players who also 'dressed' for the occasion, a sight that 
was not to be missed, or forgotten, and who joined in to make a great 
success of the Funarama, 
The atmosphere in and out of the Village Hall was happy anrl enjoyable. 
We raised runds for the Church on the day of £560. We have also to 
collect the sponsor money, so we all feel it was a good day and will 
report next month on the Grand Total. 
Thank You. 
Yours, 
Marion Hellmuth 
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The Old School, 
Dorney. 
14.10.91 
Dear Sir, 
I am sure it must be time to say that nobody has done so much for 
the environmental benefit of Dorney as the Palmer family and 
Peregrine Palmer in particular. 
In the circumstances, what right does Kejers think he has to 
challenge Peregrine's intentions and virtually accuse him of 
lying and deliberately misleading the planning authorities for 
his own ulterior motives? 
Contrary to Kejers· suggestions I and several others have written 
to the District Council expressing our full support for 
Peregrine's application. 
Lt.- Col. V.O.F. Wildish 
Dear Sirs, 
Pear Tree Cottage, Dorney 
15th October 1991 
Application has been made by Peregrine Palmer for the conversion 
of the Coach House at Dorney Court, to a workshop for the repair 
of antique furniture. 
I have spoken to many Dorney residents, and the general opinion 
is that it would be a very good thing. 
We have no shops in Dorney. It would bring life, and possibly 
employment to the village, and many people would use it. 
If Peregrine Palmer is continually frustrated in what he wishes 
to do, he will eventually sell up, and we shall find an hotel, or 
something equally undesirable, at Dorney Court. 
I know that I speak for many people in Dorney village and Dorney 
Reach. 
Yours sincerely, 
Brigit Ames. 
The Barker Family, The Thompsons, The Wood-Dows, The Kletts. 
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From Revd . Colin Pontin. November 1991. 
One of the things which should concern us all is the need to maintain a correct balance between the 'nuts and bo lts ' of church lif􀁹;· paying the bills, looking after the buildings etc, which are very important and the spiritual side of our Christian life. We need to remember thai the church , if it is to be an effective witness in the world is people as well as buildings .In the bible it is the people of God who are described as God 's Temple . 
Our faith can so easily become 'institutionalised' into set procedures and patterns within a framework of buildings which, however lovely are dead without the life of the Holy Spirit in us, When this happen; the I joy' of faith becomes dulled and we can easily forget our responsibility to be witnesses to the power of Chris t. 
Bishop John Bone at the inaugural Euch arist in the Church of St John 
the Evangelist, Eton, on the 20th September, enlarged on this point in a very moving sermon which is printed below. 
As we enter the Decade of Evangelism this raises impor tant challenges for us all. 
Colin, 
DEDICATION OF RESTORED CHURCH AT ETON Bishop John Bone. 
Some years ago I came to a meeting in Eton Parish Church attended by the Vice Provos t, the Chairman of the Redundant Churches Uses Committee and an archi tect. There was little cause to be hopeful. The church was a dismal sight - damp and decaying , and coming apart at 
the seams. I can remember rescuing the marriage registers from the vestry, and looking sadly at the names of those who had once at tended 
the flourishing children 's church listed on the wall We looked at the architect 's report; the nave was leaning out of t;ue and with its inadequate foundations would before long collapse like a pack of ca.rds. A few more years and the church, which had stood here in the High Street since the 1850's, would have dis appeared. But slt!'inuzh a church was in de.cay, the Ch•Jrch lived on. Th'!re were those - in parish, team, college and diocese who believed that to allow this visible sign of God's presence to disappear would be an enormous tragedy and would give entirely the wrong message to the worl􀁺. Some of those who would not regard thems elves as being particularly religious, would feel that something valuable had been lost from the community; others would feel keenly the loss of part of the townscape ; many would deplore the break with a century and a half of his tory; most importantly of all, it would seell'I (even to nonbelievers) 
as if something which stood as a symbol of love and truth and the values of our civilization had been allowed to disappear. And so the dreaming of how to provide a place of worship AND use this site to the best advantage began. Tonight we give thanks for those 
dreams and for the plans which arose from them and celebrate the building of this splendid place of worship within the old chance l. To do this in an age which has largely turned its back on the notion 
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of a LIVING FAITH in a LIVING GOD is a wonderful thing to do. For 
this new church - or is it the old reborn? • is not here to appeal to 
people 's feelings about the PAST, but to challenge them about what God 
means in the PRESENT. From the remains of a church which was 
virtually a ruin (surely that must be the end of that !) has grown this 
WITNESS TO NEW LIFE. A voice speaks from this place; 
"Those who dreamed this dream and built this sanctuary and 
who come here Sunday by Sunday , BELIEVE in a LIVING GOD. 
Not a story from the past - history dead and buried - but 
the LIVING GOD who cannot be kept beneath the .9round 􀉀. Yet for a building to speak like that - to proclaim such a message 
with any conviction - demands not just a gifted architect and a fine 
team of builders, but a PEOPLE with a LIVING FAITH· a people who will 
use this building with a certain kind of conviction about God - WHO he 
is and WHAT he is about in today 's world. Most of us are well aware how difficult it is to BE a People like 
tha t. For to believe and to live out such a Faith in a climate like 
today 's world, inevitably separates us off from others. To behave 
honestly and lovingly with everyone we deal with; to take up the 
cause of the weak and oppressed; to stand for truth and integri ty; to 
have standards of purity; to set our face against the accumulation of 
yet more and more thin,s; to be open and generous in giving away what 
we have ... well, there s a certain MADNESS about that in most people's 
eyes. 
Yet this is the way the firs t disciples took in fol lowing Jesus - the 
one who must have looked slightly crazy to the people of his time. 
And it's the way you and I are called to go. The verse I started with 
- "The Temple of God is holy" goes on like thi s; "YOU are that 
temple". Holiness of life slightly scares us; and that 's not 
surprising, because holiness inevitably creates 'distance' of a 
certain kind - and we fight shy of that. Holiness dis tances us from 
GOD - as we realize increasingly what he is like and what his demands 
upon us are. Holiness distances those who try (however falteringly) 
to follow in the way of Jes us , from those who do not. 
On the other hand TEMPLES are PUBLIC buildings. A building like this 
- in the centre of town and deliberately part of a building given 
over to secular use - bears witness to this truth in a particular way. 
The X' tian too, has to live out a life of discipleship AMONG others 
and WITH cthP.t"􀉁; fH .FFERENT, yet in the end separate. We CAN never, nor SHOULD we ever, OPT OUT of the life we SHARE with all who are 
mixed up with us in the business to carry the standards of Jesus, and to live the life of disciples, IN that life in such a way that it can 
be changed and transformed, rebuilt and resurrected. It is GOD' s 
world, and he cares about it. 
But if we are to live such a life - INVOLVED and yet in some way 
SEPARATED in our style of living - we need the strength and support of 
a secli:.e church within which to be nurtured. Secure buildings need 
cons iderable effort to create, and continuing effort to maintain as 
the environment takes its toll. You will put a good deal into the 
care of your new church; make sure you put the same effort and care 
into maintaining your lives as disciples. Regular worship, prayer and 
bible reading and working together with fellow-disciples at what it 
means to be a Jesus Person today - this is essential. TRUE HOLINESS 
is the best way of bringing others to FAITH IN THE LIVING GOD, and 
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cultivating i t is the best way of preparing ourselves for evangelism - 
to which we are committed. 
May God build you up as his People, as this church has been built up, 
that you may grow daily in understanding of these words : 
"The Temple of God i s holy; 
you are that temple . " 
HARVEST SUPPER - FUNERAMA - DORNEY. 
May I take this opportunity to say a public ' Thank You' to the 
Horticultural Society and all those who supported them in the Harvest 
Supper on the 28th September . 
Also to Stan and Marion Hellmuth and their supporters for organising 
the Funerama on the 12th October which was such a great success. A 
great time was had by all and very substantial sums of money were 
raised by both events for St James Church. 
The PCC and the church congregation are very grateful to you all for 
your encouragement and support . 
Colin. 
REMEMBRANCE DAY SERVICE. 
Will all please note that the Remembrance Day Service on the 10th 
November in St James Church, Dorney , will commence at 10. 45am. 
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FEED THE CHILDREN 
Following the recent successful appeal in Dorney to help the children 
in ALBANIA , it has been decided to col lect more food to hand on to the 
Feed the Chi ldren Appeal . 
If' you would l ike to offer t inned meat or fruit or rice or pasta 
please del.iver to one of the following locations not later than the 
14th NOVEMBER. 
ELM VIEW 
MARSH LANE 
DORNEY REACH 
Mary Baker 
46 HARCOURT ROAD 
DORNEY REACH 
JOE Hayton 
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PEAR TREE COTTAGE 
VILLAGE ROAD 
DORNEY 
Brigit Ames 

DO YOU KNOW WHO CAN HELP ? 
For Bob and I the pressing concern in our work has become that of 
redundancy and unemp loyment . As the recession has deepened so 
local compan ies have taken steps to cope with it. Some have 
decided to relocate the ir companies, either to the North of 
England where rents and costs are lower, or to Europe where they 
have sister companies and they feel in a better position to 
compete after 1992. As orders have fal len off and profits 
tumbled , most companies have had to cut expend iture , usually by 
cutting labour costs . 
This has hit staff in many ways. Overtime has been cut , and many 
who have mortgage payments to make have come to rely on this 
extra money to cover rising payments. Some companies have put 
the ir staff on a four-day , or even a three-day week . These 
people do still have a job, but on reduced pay are finding it 
hard to manage ; for some it has gone on for nearly twelve 
months . Other compan ies have made people redundant. Some are 
those who were nearing retirement or had a poor health record , 
but many are compulsory redundanc ies. 
In previous years these people have found it easy to slot into 
another job . Th is time the jobs just are not there ! The local 
unemp loyment figures include long term unemp loyed , the newly 
local redundant and many people made redundant from the City who 
live in this area . When we note that the number of unemployed 
people registered has increased by 132% in twelve months , so that 
now there are nearly 11,000 in the travel to work area of 
Slou g_h ,. we can begin to imagine the task of those who seek to 
he lp them . 
There are many organisations who can help to answer that question 
(What can I do now?) Some are statutory like the Job Centre , 
Social Securitr Office, Job Clul:,s , government training schemes, 
and some are voluntary agenc ies wh ich can help with counsell ing 
and adv ice on benefits , financial affairs , starting a small 
business, job search . We found that many people were leaving 
the ir jobs unaware of these serv ices, and with little way of 
finding ou t. Some larger compan ies do give pre-redundancy 
advice, but many smaller ones have ne i ther the resources nor the 
expert ise to do so. 
A group of people from the statutory and voluntary organ isations , 
including. the industrial chaplains , have explored the 
possibilities of running advice courses for peop le pre-and post-­ 
redundan cy, and the group has produced a leaflet listing all the 
options and serv ices avai lable locally. 
If you feel that your church can help by stocking a few leaflets 
for people to use , or you would like either of us to visit your 
church counc il to talk about this issue , please ring Bob Nind 
(0753 528131) or Jo Saunders (0628 663302) 
Jo Saunders 
GFS Industr ial Chap lain Slough 
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THE PARISH PUMP 
Notes on a meeting of the Parish Counc il 
held in October 1991 . 
The Par ish Council received with regret the resignat ion, for 
personal reasons , of their Parish Clerk, Mrs . Harding. 
1. Highway Matters The Counc il is to request a site meeting with 
B.C.C. on various points of road safety in the Parish. It 
appears that there are strict criteria regarding such measures as 
speed res trictions , but the Council feel strongly that the 
various dangers and problems locally are not sufficiently 
apprec iated . 
2. Gipsy Trans it Camp The Parish Counc il 
in their objection to this local threat . 
sites under review, all opposed . 
supports the S.B.D.C. 
There are in fact three 
3. Street Lighting The S.E.B. wi ll take responsibi lity for this 
from 1st November. 
4. Accounts These include £208 for maintenance and electricity 
charges ; £20 for hedge cutting ; £68 salary . 
5. Planning No comments were made concerning an application for 
a detached garage at 14 Dorney Reach Road . At 10 Old Marsh Lane 
the conversion of an extension to a granny flat needs 
clarificativn from the S.B.D.C. as to their stance en converting 
a single dwell ing to two separate . 
6. The Parish Counc il strongly supports Taplow in the ir 
opposition to the Car Boot Sale site in Marsh Lane, and the 
newspaper report of a large-scale party to be held there in 
December . 
7. The Counc il was updated on the latest position regarding the 
NRA scheme and the Rowing Trench. 
D R O P E T (Dorney Residents Oppose Eton Rowing Trench) 
There will be a Meeting organised by DROPET at the Vil lage Ha ll 
on Monda y, 4th November at 8.30 p.m. 
If you are OPPOSED to Eton Co llege 's proposals, it is most 
important that you come to th is meeting to hear how Eton 's plans 
are being opposed and to vote for a resolution which can be 
submitted to the County Council. 
DO PLEASE TRY TO COME 
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DORNEY WOMEN ' S INSTITUTE OCTOBER 
A well- attended meeting thi s month, and particularly so as there 
had been a Group Meeting held at Dorney the week before which had 
equally been very well attended . The President and Secretary 
complimented the members on the excellent arrangements made for 
the Group Meeting , especially the Art Group , who , at the 
suggestion and efficient organisation of Mrs . Will iams , made 
beautiful bookmarks decorated with dried flowers as a present for 
all attending . An i nteresting flower arranging demonstration was 
also presented. 
The Monthly Newsletter gave the following i tems of interest. A 
Practical Tiavell ing Scheme for anyone wi shing to return to work 
after bringing up a family, details of which can be obtained from 
the Woman ' s Farm and Garden Association , 175 Gloucester Street , 
Cirencester , Glos . GL7 2DP. Tel . 0285 6583 3 9 . The Agricultural 
Association has launched a National Tree Club open to anyone with 
an interest in tree care . Club members will receive quarterly 
Newsletters , information on Trees and deta i l s of National and 
Branch activities. For further details contact the 
Arboricultural Association Tel . 0794 68717 . For any W . I . Members 
interested in having the fascinating world of science revealed, a 
course is being held at Denman College , 8th - 1 1th June 1992 , 
sponsored by COPUS - the Committee on the Public Understanding of 
Science, and applications for details should be sent to Stuart 
Lodge , A "Welcome Chri stmas." evening of Mus i c , Carols and 
Entertainment is being held at Dr . Challoner ' s Boys School , 
Amersham , at 7 . 45 p . m . on the 16th December , and the closing date 
for ticket application is the 11th November . 
The November Meeting will be the A . G . M . including the election of 
President and Committee for next year. As i t is the Birthday 
month, Mrs . F􀇋rris very kindly volunteered to make the 
celebration cake . 
The Speaker this month, Mr . L. Over, gave a very interesting 
talk , with accompanying slides , on the origins of Cookham. The 
lovely old bui ldings of this very attractive v i l lage are always a 
delight to see , and it is hoped they will be preserved for a long 
time to come . 
THE DORNEY BABY-SITTING CLUB 
For details please contact Jan Bowman 0628 23228 
􀀊RNEY !!�!!!. COUNCIL 
􀀋 PARISH CLERK 
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DORNEY DEVELOPMENTS 
f"UN f"OR f"UNDS 
an independent 
review of 
local affair• 
Hundreds of peop le have enjoyed the two recent events held in 
aid of St . James' Church funds. 
Good food and company were to be found at the Annual Harvest 
Supp er . As usual this was organised by Dorney Hort icultural 
Soc iety, with al l profits to the Church. I know that everone 
thoroughly enjoyed the evening; how nice it would be if the 
sketches and music < supp lied by locals, Eton boys and even 
the vi cars) were again to be a feature in the future. 
An en tirely different sort of function, the "FUNARAMA ", was 
organi sed by Marion Hel lmuth and her merry band of (cowboy) 
helpers. Fort ified by Mr. Palmer 's excel lent barbecued 
hamburgers and hot dogs, some forty extr avagant ly dressed 
contestants competed in a va riety of esot er ic events; 
part icularly popular were the INDOOR HUNTING (of the quiz 
answer s> , SHOOT ING (intc rJ 􀉬st ic cups) and FISHING (from an 
indoor pool ) ! After ten games "Kristina's Medley" tri umphed 
by just hal f a poi nt. 
Marion is threaten ing to run another one - BE THERE. 
NO TO ROW, ROW, ROW 
The District Counc il have unani mous ly recommended that the 
County Counc il reject the Eton Col lege proposals for a Rowing 
Course etc. A District counc illor from a nearby parish 
vehemently supported the Rowing Course provi ded the gravel was 
not transported through Dorney; Bray and Eton town wi ll find 
thi s an interest ing propositi on. A late deposi tion from Eton 
Col l ege sought to prove that they were the on ly ones in step 
by disagreeing with opposing comments wh ich had been submi tted 
by - the County Engineer , the County Archeol og ist, the N.R.A; 
the Countryside Comm ission , C.P.R.E and Dorney Par ish 
Counc il. Noise and tyaffic nui sance could be overcome, they 
s.ay and ther·e would be no more than 200 gravel t; uck􀉭 pEr day. 
It was claimed that the course was NOT of Ol ympic si ze ! 
Despite this, the planning commi ttee seemed to be in favour of 
funding opposi tion to this scheme at any Pu blic Inquiry. 
It is now not clear when the ap plication wi ll be discussed by 
county pl anners - it could be as ear ly as 11th November . 
Eton have managed to obtain more than 300 supporting letters, 
so your opposi tion is vital . Wr ite soon. 
AND NOT A DROP, ,, 
Meanwhile NRA are receiving a barrage of criticism about the 
Maidenhead Yor k Stream, within wh ich there is hardly ever any 
water . The proposed new channel could beome like that , but 
much wider and deeper . Apparent ly our County Counc il are 
wa iting for Berksh ire to make a deci sion on this. Horton 􀉮 
Wraysbury have now discovered that it would probably make 
their annual flood ing even worse and are becomi ng voci ferous. 
Th is could drag on wel l into 1992. 
kejeYS 
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NATUR E NOTES - SEPTEMBER/OCTOBER 1991 
Autumn began officially on the 23rd September . When the budd leia 
blooms died the many butterf lies basking in the sunny weather 
patronised our Sedum Spectabilis. The large flat, pink flowers 
could accommodate many insects . There were numerous Small 
Tor toiseshe lls, Comma s, Red Admirals , Painted Ladies and the 
occasional Silver Y moth. 
House Martins gathered on the telephone wires during mid September 
arranging a time to leave for warmer climes . 
During the last week in September the weather became colder with 
some rain which perked up the grass and various plants . Hedges and 
banks were bright with scarlet hips and crimson haws . The purple 
berries of elder bushes offered many a meal for birds . Black Bryony 
and purple nightshade also bear red fruit which add colour to the 
scene . 
A beautiful cinnamon-coloured dragonfly came into our garden . This 
particular sort had not visited us before. 
Numerous Canada Geese continued to fly over our area. One large skein 
of around 200 rose from the fields by the river and broke into two 
skeins each flying in a di fferent direction. For some reason two 
geese broke away from their skein and flew off on their own . 
It is fascinating to watch a skein of geese when they change direction. 
The lead7 r will give a particular honking sound and wheel round . 
The remainder of the skein stopped in full flight are slower to turn 
but none think of disobeying the leader. 
t rescued a Small Torto iseshell butterfly from an old spider 's web 
but unfortunately the gossamer had damaged its wings . 
I saw 5 Tufted ducks on the river which was unusual as norma lly there 
are too many drakes . 
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ST. JAMES DUTY ROSTER 
17th. November 
11.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy's 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
24th November 
11. 00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy's 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
PRAYER MEETING 
1st. December 
8.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
11. 00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy's 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
8th. December 
11.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy's 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
CHURCHWARDENS 
Mr. Joe Hayton 
46 Harcourt Road 
Dorney Reach 
Tel 0628 23769 • 
SIXTH SUNDAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS 
Parish Conanunion 
Mr. Pepler Matthew 13 v 5-13 
Mrs. Pepler Hebrews 11 v 7-31 
Mr. & Mrs. Hayton 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs. Evans & Mrs. Westendorp 
Mrs. Stopford 
FIFTH SUNDAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS 
Parish Conanunion 
Mr. Dollimore Matthew 13 v 14-23 
Mrs. Hayton Romans 9 v 19-28 
Mrs. Ames & Mrs. Foxley 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs. Street 
Mrs. Smith 
LEADER TO BE ADVISED 
FIRST SUNDAY OF ADVENT 
Holy Conanunion 
Mr. Liney 
Family Service 
Mrs. Dyson 
Readings to be advised 
Mrs. Morrow & Mrs. Westendorp 
All in church 
Mrs. Robb 
Mrs. Street 
SECOND SUNDAY OF ADVENT 
Parish Communion 
Mr. Hayton Luke 4 v 14-21 
Mrs. Harpur Romans 15 v 4-13 
Mrs. Eastgate & Mrs Evans 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs. Pontin & Mrs. Pepler 
Mrs. Springbett 
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54 Hag Hill Rise 
Taplow 
Tel 0628 663593 

Thursday 7th November 
Friday 15th November 
Thursday 21st November 
Thursday 28th November 
Thursday 19th December 
1992 
Saturday 18th January 
DORNEY W.I. 
DORNEY PARISH COUNCIL 
DORNEY P.c.c. 
DORNEY VILLAGE HALL 
MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE 
DORNEY OVER 60's CLUB 
DORNEY AND ETON WICK 
YOUTH GROUP 
RAINBOWS 
BROWNIES 
GUIDES 
DIARY OF EVENTS 
Whist Club. Village Hall 8 p.m. 
DDHS Annual General Meeting 
Whist Club. Village Hall 8 p.m. 
Whist Club. Village Hall 8 p.m. 
Whist Club Christmas Party 
DDHS Winter Dance • • • 
Second Wednesday of each month 
Second Tuesday of each month 
First Wednesday of each month 
The Vicarage 8 p.m. 
Second Monday of each month 
Village Hall 
Luncheon in the Vicarage (12.15-2.30) 
Dates: 12/11 10/12 
Meet at the Vicarage (7-9 p.m.) 
Dates: 10/11 24/11 8/12 
Every Friday Dorney School 
3.30-4.30 p.m. 
Every Thursday Village Hall 
6.00-7.30 p.m. 
Every Wednesday The Vicarage 
7.15-9.00 p.m. 
JUMBLING TIME AGAIN 
Church Jumble Sale on Friday 21st February in aid of Church Funds 
and Cancer Research. Contributions gratefully received from now 
onwards at The Chauntry. 
On Sunday 
for lunch 
onwards. 
24th November John and Mary Robb invite you to join them 
(soup, cheese and apple pie) at The Chauntry 􀉫2 noon 
Proceeds to Dorney Church Funds. 
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Jam Jars wanted please. Can Collect. Mary Robb Tel. 602243 
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SUNDAY 
FIRST SUNDAY 
OF THE MONTH 
FIFTH SUNDAY 
OF THE MONTH 
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11.00 a.m. 
8.00 a.m. 
11.00 a.m. 
8.00 a.m. 
11.00 a.m. 
St.James' Club f'Jimmy's") 
and Creche at the Vicarage 
Parish Communion 
Holy Communion 
Family Service 
Holy Communion 
Mattina 
TEAM VICAR OF DORNEY 
Revd. Colin H. Pontin, 
The Vicarage, 
69a Eton Wick Road, 
Eton Wick, 
Windsor, BERKS., SL4 6NE. 
Tel : (0753) 852268 
CHURCHWARDENS 
Mrs. Mary Baker 
Elm View, 
Marsh Lane, 
Dorney Reach, 
Maidenhead, Berks. 
Tel: (0628) 661435 
Mr. David Pepler 
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Taplow, 
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Berks. 
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ISSUE N0.10/91 DECEMBER 1991 
EDITORIAL 
Any doubt of the overwhelming local opposition to the proposed 
Eton Rowing course was totally dispelled by the unopposed support 
for DROPET expressed at the meeting held on Monday 4th. November. 
one hundred and seventy seven people packed the village hall in 
unprecedented solidarity against Eton College's monstrous plans. 
Three resolutions to oppose the College proposals were passed at 
the meeting, the voting on all three counts being as follows:- 
FOR 
17S 
AGAINST 
0 
ABSTENTIONS 
2 
our MP, Mr Tim Smith, attended and stated his support for the 
residents against Eton College. 
In this respect I draw comfort from the words of the 
Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State for the Envir􀌌nm7nt (Mr. 
Tim Yeo) during the debate on the Thames Flood Alleviation 
Scheme; 11 I pay tribute to my hon. Friend the Member for _ Beaconsfield (Mr. Smith) who is always an eloquent champion of 
his constituents' interests. 11 
Well we certainly need a champion, for Mr. Smith warned 
camp􀌍igners to expect a long and protracted battle if the plan 
goes to appeal, and we must ensure that he is fitting􀌎y a􀌏 med 
with our protesting missives aimed at whatever authority is 
ruling on our destiny. 
In other words: "Keep the letters flowing.11 
The BCC Planning committee has deferred its decision unt􀇗l the 
16th. December and so there is still time to write, stating your 
opposition to the Rowing Course/Gravel Extraction plan. _If you 
have already written, write again. Let the County Planning 
Officer be in no doubt of your feelings! 
The address is:- 
Mr. G. E. Schoon 
County Planning Officer 
Buckinghamshire county Council 
County Hall 
Walton Street 
Aylesbury Bucks HP20 lUY 
No one at the village meeting spoke in support of the Eton 
College plans, although I know that the planning authorities have 
received letters in favour. Maybe those who support the College 
(and I discount Eton associates) are not too confident that they 
can defend their motives before an unreceptive audience. 
Although within Dorney there is a vested interest in the 
construction of this Course, generally among parishioners, it is 
recognized to be a selfish scheme designed to provide income and 
prestige for the College despite the fact that it condemns this 
area to ten years of construction misery, followed by the 
perpetual harassment from visitors to this water-sport 
development. In all respects it will be detrimental to the life 
and to the environment of this village. 
It deserves, and can be sure of, our total condemnation and 
rejection. 
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From Rev Colin Pontin December 1991. 
I remember when our eldest daughter 1 Catriona, was expected. We had 
been married for about eighteen months and had be􀌐n enjoying the 
'honeymoon' t􀌑m􀌒 ?f our _marriage, setting up ho􀌓e, buying the things 
we wanted, visiting friends, thoroughly enjoying ourselves, doing 
our own thing, answerable to no one else and enjoying every minute. 
We were, of course, delighted that a baby was on the way and we 
began to prepare. We knew, however, that the baby would drastically 
alter our way of life. What we wanted in future would have to take 
second place. The baby would be the priority. 
Advent, which means 'coming', begins on the 1st December,four weeks 
before Christmas, and is the time during which we prepare to 
celebrate the birth of Jesus, not just by writing cards and wrapp􀌔ng 
presents, but by inviting him into our hearts and lives. The birth 
of Jesus is the greatest thing which has ever happened to this poor 
old world of ours. 
The fact is that for many today Jesus is seen as 'someone else's 
baby' ... nothing to do with us; and the holiday has become just 
another secular event and our preparations are self centre·d and 
divorced from the central meaning of Christmas. 
As a BBC Radio 5 interviewer said to a Christmas card publisher in 
October 1990 
"Christmas used to be a religious 
festival years ago, didn't it?" 
For Mary and Joseph, the Shepherds and the Wise Men it was a very 
personal event. It caused them some inconvenience but this was as 
nothing compared to the joy, the glory and the fulfilment that Jesus 
brought to them, and this has been the experience of countless 
others since. 
If Jesus was spending Christmas at our house this year what 
difference would this make to our preparations? In fact this is the 
reality.... To US a child is born. 
To US a son is given ........ . 
A new baby in the house demands a response which drastically alters 
􀌕ur whole way of life and so it is with Jesus. He may cause us some 
inconveni􀌖nce, 􀌗e will certainly raise c_hallenges which may hurt, 
and our l_1ves will never be the same again, but the blessings will 
far outweigh all the problems ... and these will outlast Christmas and 
go on into all eternity. 
As someone else has said ... 
The question isn't "When does your Christmas start?" 
"Where does it finish?" 
but ... 
A very happy Christmas to you all and every blessing for the new 
year ... 
Colin. 

CHRISTMAS 1991. 
YOU ARE WARMLY INVITED TO JOIN WITH US FOR THE 
CHRISTMAS SERVICES 
PARISH OF ST.JAMES THE LESS, DORNEY. 
22nd December 8 .00am. Holy Communion. 
No Mid-morning service. 
6. 30pm. Carol Service. 
Christmas Eve. 
24th December 5 . 30pm.Christingle Service. 
11. 30pm Holy Communion. 
Christmas Day. 
Wednesday 25th December 9.00am Holy Communion. 
10.15am.Family Service/Holy 
Communion. 
St Mary Magdalene, Boveney. 
Sunday 15th December 3.00pm.Carol Service. 
PARISH OF ETON WITH ETON VICK AND BOVENEY. 
St.John the Baptist, Eton Wick. 
Sunday 22nd December 9 . 30am. 
4.00pm. 
Parish Communion . 
Carol Service. 
Christmas Eve. 
Tuesday 24th December 4 .00pm. Crib 
ll. 30pm.Holy 
Christmas Day. 
Service. 
Communion. 
Wednesday 25th December 9.30am. Holy Communion. 
(said BCP) 
St.John the Evangelist, Eton. 
Sunday 22nd December 11.00am.Carols for Christmas . 
Christmas Day. 
Wednesday 25th December 10. 30am.Family Service 
with Holy Communion. 
"FOR TO US A CHILD IS BORN, 
TO US A SON IS GIVEN; 
AND THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE UPON HIS SHOULDER. 
(Isaiah 9:6.) 
A VERY HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL. 
TOYS WANTED 
New or nearly new to go to children aged 5-13 in East London. 
Please have them wrapped but with an elastic band holding a note 
stating if it is for a girl or boy and suitable age of child. 
These will be distributed by the Children' s Country Holiday Fund. 
10 suitable presents for boys aged 8-10 will go to those staying 
at the Eton Dorney Centre from 16th to 20th December. 
These presents can either be left at a Church service or at the 
Centre or 30, Alma Road, Eton Wick no later than Sunday 15th 
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THE PARISH PUMP 
Notes on a meeting of the Parish Council 
held in November 1991. 
The Parish council welcomed Mr. Tom Hearn as its new Parish 
Clerk. 
1. The Parish council maintains contact with Taplow Parish 
Council on the subject of traffic problems in Marsh Lane. 
Unfortunately a site visit on the 11th. November was 
cancelled. We are also awaiting a site visit to consider 
any alterations or improvements to be made to the hedge 
between Harcourt Close and the Recreation Ground. 
2. Finance. The Parish Council approved £43 repayment on loan; 
£300 donation to the Parish News ; £85 to SBDC for election 
charges; £350 donation to Propet; £104 expenses to Mr. Page 
in connection with NRA scheme publicity; £73 Parish Clerk' s 
salary. It was noted that there would be an overlap while the 
new Clerk familiarized himself with the post. There will be 
a Finance Committee Meeting on 27th. November to prepare the 
annual statement. 
3. Planning Applications. The Planning Committee has been 
consulted on the granting of an Entertainments Licence for the 
"RAVE" event now proposed for January, and point out that the 
traffic difficulties make it necessary to use the A4 access 
only : they urge sufficient policing to ensure as little noise 
and nuisance as possible. The SBDC has expressed no objection 
to extensions to Oakley Court Hotel. The detached garage at 14, 
Dorney Reach Road has been approved. No comment was made on a 
proposed conservatory at 22, Dorney Reach Road. Under the 
spheres of mutual interest the proposed Water Treatment Works 
west of Monkey Island Lane was discussed, involving 
extraction, purification and return of water from the River. 
4. The Parish Council discussed a letter from SBDC on the subject 
of the setting up of a Unitary Authority. 􀌘nd what 
responsibilities could and should be taken by a Parish 
Council. It was felt that after further information a more 
detailed response could be given. ' 
5. There are now 14 trees in Court Lane which have a 6 months 
Preservation Order""'on"them. In this connection the Parish is 
being urged to take a greater interest in the preservation of 
its hedgerows and trees by, among other things, appointing a 
"Tree Warden. " (See elsewhere) . A full list of trees within 
the Parish which already have preservation orders is being 
requested, and if parishioners have suggestions of other trees 
they consider worth preserving, they are asked to contact the 
Parish Council : A 50% grant is also available for the planting 
of new trees ; if you have any suggestions of suitable sites 
plea􀌙e contact Mrs. Millward or the Horticultural Society ' 
Committee. 
6. The County Council is also promoting a "Path Watch" scheme 
and would welcome volunteers to keep an eye on our footpaths 
more information elsewhere. 
7. An extended ditch has been dug alongside the road to the 
Village Hall which will, it is hoped,prevent unauthorized 
mo􀌚or vehicles on Trumper ' s Field. The emergency gate will 
still be available - keys with the Village Hall. The wooden 
gate will be maintained in good order by SBDC and the Village 
Hall. 
8. Finally - at its meeting on 11th. November, the County Council 
decided that the NRA Flood Alleviation Scheme application 
should be "called in" for consideration by the Secretary of 
State. Our thanks to Tim Smith MP and others who campaigned 
on o􀌛r 􀌜ehalf. Regardi􀌝g the Rowing Trench, the College made a 
submission on the morning of the 11th., which was instrumental 
in the County 1 s decision to defer the matter till December. 
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A R T I S T I C ? 
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The Parish Council feel that a revised 
letterhead and logo would be appropriate 
when new stationery is being ordered. 
Please send your doodles for consideration 
by mid December , if possible. 
A small prize is available! 
BUCKI NGHAMSHIRE PARISH TREE WARDEN SCHEME 
The county of Buckinghamshire has altered dramatically in the 
last fifty years, as a result of changing farming practices, 
Dutch Elm Disease, the 1987 and 1990 gales and urban pressure. It 
is acknowledged that action is required now if future generations 
are to enjoy the beauty and variety of the landscape. 
The Parish Tree Warden Scheme is being promoted nationally by the 
Tree Council, and at a local level by county councils as a means 
of protecting and renewing our stocks of trees. 
WHAT ARE TREE WARDENS AND WHAT DO THEY DO? 
Parish Tree Wardens are volunteers appointed by their parish 
council, who work closely with their local community particularly 
local farmers and landowners. The county council is not defining 
a specific role for them nor giving them any special powers. The 
wardens decide how involved they become, particularly in the 
following areas : 
Initiating new planting in the community through National 
Tree Week and as a point of contact with regard to grant-aid 
available for landowners. 
Increasing awareness and promoting the involvement of the 
community through practical projects eg. , tree planting and 
maintenance. 
Helping with the protection of trees in their parish in 
conj unction with District Councils. 
Providing a network of contacts throughout the county 
with a knowledge of the tree stock. 
WHO CAN BE A TREE WARDEN? 
Anyone who is keen to to gain knowledge from information 
available and is genuinely interested in doing something positive 
for their local environment. 
HOW DO I BECOME A TREE WARDEN? 
Tree Wardens are appointed by parish councils, if you are 
interested in volunteering please contact your parish council. 
Audrey Wooller has been appointed Parish Tree Warden 
but she will welcome volunteers to help her in this proj ect. 
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The Editor 
Dorney Parish News. 
Dear Sir, 
Priers Croft 
Village Road 
Dorney. 
It is interesting to note the true identity of KEJERS 
none other than the Chairman of the Parish Council! 
Why does he object to every scheme put forward by the Lord 
of the Manor to generate income for the maintenance of the Court. 
How absurd to even suggest that an old Coach House, to be 
used for the repair of antique furniture, would be developed into 
a factory, or that a Plant centre would be turned into a Bishop 
Centre. 
The section under Dorney Developments "Great Oaks from 
little Acorns grow" is nothing but mud stirring and twisting the 
facts. 
I suggest he reads very carefully the Editorial (Parish 
News ) October 1991. There could be other sources for revenue to 
which the court would lend itself - think very carefully Mr. 
Chairman. 
Why not just concentrate on the main purpose of th7 PC - 
footpaths, playing-fields and general upkeep of the P􀅵rish, and 
stop sniping at one of your own PC members, whose family has been 
guardians of Dorney for the last 300/400 years. 
DORNEY WOMEN' S INSTITUTE 
Yours truly, 
J. w. Thompson 
November 
A chilly November day and the beginning of the "winter colds" 
season brought the inevitable absence of members situation, 
however the business matters of the Annual General Meeting were 
efficiently dispensed by the President, Secretary and Treasurer . 
Mrs. street expressed her thanks to all members for their 
assistance to her in the performance of her duties as President 
during the past year. 
Mrs. Allen gave a comprehensive report of the Group' s activities 
and aims during the year. 
Mrs. Cliff produced a very well prepared and audited Statement 
of Account for the financial year, which, fortunately, still 
shows a balance on the right side, but like most other 
organisations, shows that more energetic efforts towards 
fund-raising will have to be adopted in the coming year . 
Nominations had been requested from members for Committee status, 
but, with the exception of Mrs. Sharphouse and Miss Strugnell 
volunteering to replace Mrs. Smith and Mrs. Harpur who were 
retiring from these duties, no further nominations were received 
and the present members were re-elected. Mrs. Street, Mrs. Allen 
and Mrs. Cliff were unanimously re-elected for their present 
positions of President, Secretary and Treasurer, which offices 
they have filled with the utmost efficiency and pleasing manner. 
An expression of gratitude must be expressed to Mrs. Allen for 
the many years she has performed the duties of Secretary, an 
arduous task, and one so necessary for the smooth running and 
organisation of the WI group, and she has achieved this 
faultlessly and proved to be a pillar of strength to this Group. 
Our grateful thanks to her. -('- 
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Mrs. Ferris again made a beau.ifully decorated and very tasty 
birthday cake , which all very much apprec iated, and we thank her 
for all the hard work and willing effort. 
It was decided to make the December meeting a Christmas Party 
vccasion. Eight members from other WI groups were to be invited 
and a "Festive" type of Tea would be provided with all the 
Christmas trimmings. 
To any WI members, past and present, who have been unable to 
attend recent meetings through ill health or for any other 
reasons Dorney WI send their best wishes, both now and for the 
festive' season, and hope the New Year will bring Good Health and 
a return to the "Good Companions" of this WI Group. 
Thursday 5th December 
Thursday 19th December 
1992 
Saturday 18th January 
Friday 21st February 
DORNEY W. I. 
DORNEY PARISH COUNCIL 
DORNEY P.C.C. 
DORNEY VILLAGE HALL 
MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE 
DORNEY OVER 60's CLUB 
DORNEY AND ETON WICK 
YOUTH GROUP 
DORNEY BADMINTON CLUB 
DORNEY BOWLS CLUB 
RAI NBOWS 
BROWNIES 
GUIDES 
EDITORS ' NOTE 
DIARY OF EVENTS 
Rainbows, Brownies & Guides 
Christmas Bazaar 
Village Hall 6.30-8.30 p. m. 
Whist Club Christmas Party 
DDHS Winter Dance 
Church Jumble Sale 
• • • 
Second Wednesday of each month 
Second Tuesday of each month 
First Wednesday of each month 
The Vicarage 8 p.m. 
Second Monday of each month 
Village Hall 
Luncheon in the Vicarage (12.15-2. 30) 
Dates: 10/12 
Meet at the Vicarage (7-9 p.m.) 
Dates: 8/12 
Every Tuesday Village Hall 
8.00-10.00 pm 
Every Sunday Village Hall 
7.30-10. 30 pm 
Every Friday Dorney School 
3.30-4.30 p.m. 
Every Thursday Village Hall 
6.00-7. 30 p.m. 
Every Wednesday The Vicarage 
7. 15-9.00 p.m. 
The Editors have received a letter for publication giving a false 
name and address. 
This is one of a line of unidentifiable letters received over the 
past year or so, usually on a controversial subject but all somewhat tongue-in-cheek. 
We would be prepared to publish these letters whilst, if so requested, withholding the writer's name and address but we will 
not print material written by an unknown hand. 0 0 
WE WISH ALL OUR READERS A VERY HAPPY CHRISTMAS 
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RAINBm1s BROWNIES GUIDES 
CHRISTMAS BAZAAR 
THURSDAY 5th DECEMBER 
6-30p.m.-8-30p.m. 
VILLAGE HALL 
CAKE CHRISTMAS RAFFLE REFRESHMENTS 
STALL ITEMS 
IN AID OF FUNDS 
PATH' 􀃗- . . WATCH 
A LOCAL 
CARE SCHEME 
FOR 
FOOTPATHS 
AATD 
BRIDLEWAYS 
VOLUNTEERS NEEDED * Encouraging the proper use and maintenance of your local 
rights of way. * Inspecting and walking a path three or more times a year. * Developing their use through trail gwdes, maps and leaflets 
which explore their wildlife and history. 
For funher information write to: 
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The Edi tors 
Dorney Farish Magazine 
Dear Sirs 
The River House 
8 Dorney Reach Road 
Dorney Reach 
Berks 
18th November 1991 
I have lived in Dorney f or 20 years, my Husband was born here and my 
children grew up here . I enjoy the village community and r ural 
environment and consider myself fortunate to live in such a pleasant 
place . I suspect many people who chose to l i ve in Dorney feel the 
same but f or how long? 
The pressures to spoil it are overwhelming . Our parish and d istr i ct 
counci llors are trying hard to protect us but I feel it is time we 
all stood up to be counted . 
The recent letters in the Par ish Magazine asking f or our sympathy 
towards Mr F Palmer and h i s entrepreneur ial acti vities at the Palmer 
Centre are one thing,but his support with regard to the gravel 
extraction ( Rowing Trench) with all i ts devastating impl icati ons is 
another . 
Whi lst it could be cons idered that the Palmer family have d one much 
to nurture Dorney in the past, Mr Palmer ' s firm support f or Eton 
College seems more inc l i ned to ruin his her itage and our v i l lage . 
Yours s incerely ·,, n 􀀃=\.c... 
A D Poole 
Big Chief is overwhelmed by the amount 
of sponsored wam-purn collected by his 
Cowboys and Indians Teams amounung 
to: 
£ 1 ,273 . 00 
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The following letter was sent to the meeting held in the village 
hall on 4th. November :- 
To all concerned, 
25, Harcourt Road 
Dorney Reach. 
we apologize for not being able to attend the meeting, but 
are with you in spirit if not in person. 
we would like to stress our opposition to the proposed 
rowing trench. We have been involved for 􀇘any years in running 
International Powerboat events at the National Watersports Centre 
in Nottingham and are very well aware of the events that can be 
staged on a stretch of wate : 􀌠 he size of the _ propos7d . venue. 
Apart from ''peaceful" activities such as r<;"! ing 􀌡 sail7n􀌢 etc. , it 
could be used for "wet bikes" and water skiing in addition to 
being a perfect venue for powerboats capable of spee􀌣s in excess 
of 100 mph. In addition to t􀌤e actual _ events, the7e is u􀅶u 􀅵l 􀌥 y a 
requirement for hostel/catering, parking and camping facilities 
for the participants and organizers. Even if it is not the 
initial intention for the venue to be used for such events, 
surely it is only a matter of time before someone sugge􀅶t 􀅶 􀇘aking 
the facilities available for an increased number of activities. 
We live in Dorney because we are country lovers who enjoy 
peace and quiet as a relaxation from our long hours of work and 
can look across the fields at the bottom of our garden and enjoy 
the view. We certainly don't want this spoilt by lorries 
thundering backwards and forwards. As for lorries "not go􀇗ng 
through the Village, " exactly what do the proposers of this 
enterprise consider to be the "Village. " To us it means the 
complete area from the Common to the other side of the motorway 
especially including the church. Exactly how do they propose to 
achieve the construction without passing through any of that? 
Finally, the idea of a "Wildlife Venue" is fine, but we 
already have one as anyone who walks in the area knows. 
Keep up the fight. 
Janet, Andy, Andrew and Tim Paton. 
DORNEY BOWLS CLUB 
Every Sunday 7.30pm to 10.30pm 
VILLAGE HALL 
DORNEY BADMINTON CLUB 
Every Tuesday 8. 00pm to 10.00pm 
VILLAGE HALL 
DORNEY BABY-SITTING CLUB 
For details please contact Jan Bowman 0628 23228 
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DORNEY DEVELOPMENTS 
LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS - 
an i ndependent 
revi ew o f 
l oc a l a f f a i r ii 
The Edi t or has asked me t o t e l l you about t h e p r c, posed Tap l ow 
"Rave " , as he c l a i ms never to have been to such an event 
Tc, the best of my understandi ng t h i s p romot i on wi l l b e 
somet h i no l i ke t h e PTA barbec ues o f the 70 ' s a l l f l as h i n g 
l i ohts a􀄥d wal l -t ,:,-wal l sound . But l ouder a n d b i gger . At 
t h 􀄦 Tap l ,:,w Rave, wh i c h has been pc,stponed from December t o 
mi d Januar y , there wi l l be 3 ''Big Tops'' p i t c hed i n t h e f i e l d s 
at t h e end o f Marsh Lane, ( where the car booters foregather 
every Sunday ) . Star t i ng at '9 . 00p . m and f i n i sh i ng around 
9 , 00a. m t h e ne):t mor n i n g , bet ween twelve and twenty t h ousand 
r avers are expec t e d . The organi sers have banned d r i n􀄧􀄨, drugs 
and sex on t he s i t e , sc, perhaps nc, -c,ne w i 1 1 turn u p . 
Tap l c,w Par i sh Counc i l are opposing the L i c en c e appl i cat i on , 
whi c h SBDC were p l an n i n g t o consider i n l at e November . I t i s 
hoped t hat , i f t h e Di st r i c t Counc i l i ssue a l i c e n c e , they wi l l 
i mpc,se and mon i t or st r i ct c ,:,ndi t i c, ns. Dorney P . C are ,:c,ncerned 
about the t r a f f i c , and that b,:,red ravers may f i nd t h e i r way t o 
Dorney i n sear c h o f some n i ght l i fe . 
RELIEF ABOUT FLOOD CHANNEL 
As a result o f M . P. T i m Smi t h ' s adjournment mot i on , t h e N . R. A . 
app l i c at i on has been c a l led i n by the gc,ver nment , whc, w i l l 
d e,: i de whether t c, c•r der a Publ i c I nq1.1i r y , or r e fer i t bac l t o 
Bucks C . C . f c,r consi d erat i on . The County Counc i l had seemed 
a l l set to r e f use t h e app l i c a t i o n , sc, i t seems l i kel y that i t 
w i l l go t o I n qu i r y 1 n any case. Ber ksh i r e have yet t o 
prc,nc,unc e ; there i s now strong oppos i t i c,n f r om Dat c het , Ol d 
W i n d sor , H,:,rton and Wraysbury, wt1,:, bel i eve that t h e i r f l oods 
would get w,:, r s e . 
ETDN JUST IN TIME T i m Smi t h al sc, supports ,:,ur oppc,s i t i on t c, t h e F:owi n g T r e n c h . 
Thi s , t,:. .: , , c ame befc,re the C.,:,1.inty Planners, but a dec i si ,:,n was 
d e f e r r e d unt i l De,:ember be,: a1.1se t hey had not had t i me tc, 
,: ,:,nsi der the sheaf of most l y spur 1 c, us "new" f a c t s r e c e i ved 
from Etc,n just b e f or e the meet i n g . Thi s subm i ss i on f a i l ed t o 
address most o f t h e reasons f0: . , , _ : . r ec t or o f P l ann 1 no ' s 
r e c c,mmen dat i on tc, r e f use the appl i c at i on and t h e r e seems t o be 
no reason for h i m to c hange h i s m i n d . But . . . . . . . • . . . . . . . . 
BENEFITTING THE ENVIRONMENT ? SBDC have r e- c en t l y g i ven c ,:,nd i t i onal per m i s s i on for the 
Anti q1..1e Wc, r k shc,p . Th i s pl anning appl i c at i on d i d have some 
support from l oc a l pe,:,p l e and I s i ncerel y hc,pe that ear l i er 
fears of f1.:rther app l i c at i ons prove t c, be u n f ounded. 
However , I t h i n k i t shc,ul d be sai d that the near l y 200 pec, p l e 
whc, attended t h e r ecent DROPET meet i ng woul d c er t a i n l y NOT 
consi der a,: t i ve supp,:,rt f,:,r the Eton Row i n g Trench t c, be 
c onsi stent wi t h ,: oncern for the envi ronment . 
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;;􀄩 
A MERRY XMAS 􀄪 A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL MY READER 
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kejers 

ISRAEL ..... 1991. 
Dorney Parish News has contacts world-wide! 
It was at 3.00 in the morning as I sleepily sipped hot coffee in a 
ho 􀆁 el lobby in Tiberias on the Sea of Galilee, that the Foreign 
Editor of the DPN, Jean Spencer, contacted me requesting copy by the 
weekend . Now when Foreign Editors command we reporters jump! 
A small group (including the FE of the DPN ), mostly from the parish 
of Dorney, have just returned from a visit to the Holy Land. We have 
travelled from Masada in the south to Caesarea Philippi in the 
north. We have swum in the Dead Sea, explored Jerusalem in depth 
(literally as well as metaphorically), viewed the manger i􀆂 
Bethlehem and the ruins of Megiddo in the Jezreel Valley the site 
of Armagedd on. We have travelled over the Golan Heights , s􀆃iled (not 
walked) across the Sea of Galilee and visited Capernaum, Magdala and 
other si tes associated with the minis try of Jesus . Our pi lgrimage 
ended on the shores of the Sea of Galilee on the hillside where 
Jesus preached the Beatitudes, where we joined together for a short 
informal service of Holy Communion as the sun went down in a blaze 
of glory behind the hills of Samaria. 
It was a memorable time and we have returned with a multi tude of 
impre 􀆄 sions and memories. Impressions of a vibrant country and a 
charming people, proud of their past but building p ositively for the 
future. A whole new understanding of the bible and the ministry of 
Jesus which has come alive for us in a new and living way. 
I returned the chalice and patten, which had been lent to us for our 
service, to the diminutive Dominican Sister in charge at the Church 
of the Beatitudes . 
"May I give you something Sister 11 I asked. 
"Oh no Father11 she said taking my hand in both of hers and beaming 
at me through her spectacles , 
"We want nothing, nothing at all, only your prayers." 
Of course we shall pray for her and the people of the land which is 
the cradle of our faith. We shall also pray that we shall be able to 
return at some time in the future to build upon o􀆅r experiences of 
the last few days. 
SHALOM ISRAEL .... .. . 
Colin. 
On behalf of the Dorney pilgrims I should like to thank Colin for 
his patient leadership of our motley group. He was always 
indefati􀆆able in going back to search for the lost sheep or the 
lost spectacles, even to arranging the replacement of the missing bath plugs ... 
We shall always be grateful to him for the simple but beautiful 
services, and the opportunity he gave us to share in such an 
unforgettable experi ence. 
J .s. 
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NATURE NOTES. OCTOBER/NOVEMBER 
There was a week of warm, pleasant weather in mid October which 
is called a St. Luke' s surmner. A period of mild, damp weather 
late in autumn is called a St. Martin' s Surmner . 
These were the right conditions for the appearance of a good crop 
of fungi - Field, Wood and Horse Mushrooms, Blewits, common and 
Shaggy Inkcaps (Lawyer ' s Wig) and Lactaria Amethystina which is 
violet coloured. When the latter come in groups they are most 
attractive. Inkcaps have auto-digestion of gills. This process 
begins when they are old so that they dissolve into an inky patch 
- hence the name and it is in this inky patch that the spores are 
contained for the next batch. Fungi are plants which lack 
chlorophyl, the substance which gives other plants their 
greenness. 
When carting away the garden rubbish heap to the skip I found a 
hedgehog in hibernation at the bottom. I could only replace some 
of the rubbish to cover it well and hope it will survive. Many 
hedgehogs have not yet hibernated as is seen by the frequent 
corpses on roads. 
􀌞omeone reported to me that a Ring Ouzel came into their garden 
in Harcourt Road. They were sure it was not a pied blackbird as 
they had the binoculars trained on it. This is very unusual as 
Ring Ouze􀌟s 􀅵re birds of mountain and moorland breeding amongst 
heather, Juniper and rocks. The male is black with a broad, white 
crescent across the breast and in winter has light edges to its 
feathers giving a scaly appearance. A grey patch on closed wing 
feathers distinguishes it from the occasional pied blackbird. 
Some autumn leaves are particularly beautiful. The aspen leaves 
are gold one side and silver underneath and some sycamores are 
bright yellow with a pinkish beige underside. 
Lois Parker 
FEED THE CHILDREN 
A very big THANK YOU is due to all the people who brought food 
for the starving Albanian children. We took a big car load to 
Reading after Harvest Festival - it was sent by lorry to 
Albania and received with much joy. 
We did it again on Remembrance Sunday and I have here now an 
eno7mous quantity of food which we are taking over to Reading 
again. 
Something positive we can do Thank you. 
Brigit Ames 
FUNERAL 
BAPTISM 
Mary Evelyn Back 
Lauren Sophie Basher 
14th. November 
24th. November 
CHURCH JUMBLE SALE - 21st. February, 1992 
It has been decided that all good children' s clothes should be 
taken along with the food lorries to Albania. If you have auy to 
give to this very worthy cause, please contact Mary Robb for 
collection or send them to the Sale in February. 
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ST. JAMES DUTY ROSTER 
15th. December 
11.00 a. m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy' s 
Cleaning 
Flowers 
22nd. December 
8 . 00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
6. 30 p.rn. 
Sidesman 
Cleaning 
24th. December 
5.30 p.rn. 
Sidesman 
11. 30 p.rn. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
25th. December 
9.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
10.15 a.m. 
Sidesman 
29th. December 
8.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
11.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy ' s 
Cleaning 
PRAYER MEETING 
5th. January 
8. 00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
11.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy's 
Cleaning 
THIRD SUNDAY OF ADVENT 
Parish Communion 
Mrs. Handy Matthew 11 v 2-15 
Mrs. Parker Philippians 4 v 4-9 
Mr. & Mrs. Armstrong 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs. Parker & Mrs. Baker 
Christmas Decoration 
FOURTH SUNDAY OF ADVENT 
Holy Communion 
Mr. Handy 
Carol Service 
Mr. Grenfell 
Mrs. Belcher & Mrs. Neal 
CHRISTMAS EVE 
Christingle Service 
Mrs. Baker (Readings to be advised) 
Midnight communion 
Mr. Dollimore Luke 2 v 1-14 
Angela Wolswinkel Hebrews 1 v 1-5 
CHRISTMAS DAY 
Holy Communion 
Mr. Liney 
Family Communion 
Mrs. Richmond (Readings to be advised) 
FIRST SUNDAY AFTER CHRISTMAS 
Holy Communion 
Mr. Hayton 
Mattins 
Mrs. Ames John 1 v 14-18 
Tracey Perryman Isaiah 7 v 10-14 
Mr. & Mrs. Pepler 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs. Armstrong 
LEADER - to be advised 
SECOND SUNDAY AFTER CHRISTMAS 
Holy Communion 
Mr. Pepler 
Family Service 
Mrs. Dyson ( Readings to be advised) 
Mrs. Coish & Mrs. Paton 
All in church 
Mrs. Eastgate & Mrs. Jones 
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12th. January 
11. 00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy' s 
Cleaning 
19th. January 
11.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy 1 s 
Cleaning 
26th. January 
11.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy's 
Cleaning 
FIRST SUNDAY AFTER EPIPHANY 
Parish Communion 
Mrs. Handy John 1 v 29-34 
Mrs. Liney Ephesians 2 v 1-10 
Mrs. Baker & Mrs. Sagajillo 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs. Evans & Mrs. Westendorp 
SECOND SUNDAY AFTER EPIPHANY 
Parish Communion 
Mr. Grenfell John 1 v 35-end 
Mrs. Hayton Galatians 1 v 11-end 
Mrs. Ames & Mrs. Foxley 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs. Street 
THIRD SUNDAY AFTER EPIPHANY 
Parish Communion 
Mrs. Baker John 6 v 1-14 
Mrs. Pepler Philippians 4 v 
Mrs. Perryman & Mrs. Smith 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs. Robb 
10-20 
PRAYER MEETING LEADER - to be advised 
2nd. February 
8.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
11.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy's 
Cleaning 
9th. February 
11.00 a.m. 
Sidesman 
First Reader 
Coffee 
Creche and Jimmy's 
Cleaning 
CHURCHWARDENS 
Mr. Joe Hayton 
46 Harcourt road 
Dorney Reach 
Tel 0628 23769 
FOURTH SUNDAY AFTER EPIPHANY 
Holy Communion 
Mr. Handy 
Family Service 
Mr. Dollimore (Readings to be advised) 
AMlrls . iRni cchhumrocndh & Kristina 
Mrs. Pontin & Mrs. Pepler 
FIFTH SUNDAY AFTER EPIPHANY 
Parish Communion 
Mrs. Richmond Matthew 12 v 38-42 
Kristina Richmond 1 Corinthians 3 
v 18-end 
Mrs. Parker & Mrs. Butcher 
At the Vicarage 
Mrs. Parker & Mrs. Baker 
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Mr. David Pepler 
54 Hag Hill Rise 
Taplow 
Tel 0628 663593 

DORNEY BROWNIES 
Before the Brownies broke up for the summer holidays, we enrolled 
Amanda Birch, Amanda 1 s family came to the ceremony. Afterwards 
Allison Truelove made tea for them which she served very nicely on 
a tray together with a table decoration which she had made. specially 
for the occasion. Allison was presented her Hostess Badge at the end 
of the evening. 
Our annuals that we had transplanted were ready to plant out in the 
bed by the Vil 1 age Ha 11, it was amazing how many there were when we 
set to work. Another evening the Brownies all brought their bicycles 
and wore nice bright clothes. We spent an enjoyable time in the 
school playground with Peter Winsall and Dennis Kirk learning how to 
stop and start and give hand signals. Quite a few Brownies helped with 
the running of some games at the Vicarage Happening. For our last 
pack meeting we decided to have a picnic by the river. 
In September about 9 Brownies went to Wing for the County Fun Day, the 
theme was The Circus. We travelled by coach with lots of other Brownies 
from the District. During the day there was lots of exciting things to 
doand watch: Crazy Clowns Magician, Juggling, Punch & Judy & Bouncy 
Castles. After lunch we all dressed up as Clowns for the finale. 
For Harvest Festival we all contributed for the 'Feed the Children 
Appeal' everyone bought lots of tins of fruit. meat, rice & pasta. 
This we put into 2 decorated boxes and we then took them to the 
Harvest Festival service on the Sunday. 
One pack meeting we went swimming at Montem, this was especially to see 
how many of the Pack could swim. This was quite important as there was 
to be A District Swimming Gala at the end of November. We had a 
Hallowen Party just before Half Term, everyone came dressed up and we 
played quite a few Halloween games, towards the end of the evening we 
had some refreshments. A couple of Saturday mornings we have been to 
clean the brass at Dorney Church; and we have planted some bulbs and 
wallflowers in the bed by the Village Hall ready for the Spring. 
We are now at present busy getting ready for our Annual Christmas Bazaar 
and entertainment. This is to be held on Thursday 5th December 6-30 p.m. 
at the Village Hall. Why not come and join us for this occasion we love 
to see you. A District Carol Concert is planned for Tuesday 10th December 
at St Nicholas Church Taplow, this will conclude our programme for the 
year. 
Congratulations to the Brownies who have gained the following Badges. 
Deborah Linton 
Kate Macaree 
Laura Turner 
Allison Truelove 
Sarah Millward 
Karen Harlow 
Clare Blow 
Jessica Watson, 
Katie Blackman, 
& Amanda Birch 
BROWN OWL 
Road Safety, 
Road Safety, 
Road Safety, 
Road Safety. 
Road Safety, 
Road Safety, 
Road 
Rhona Alsworth, 
Rebecca Sumner, 
Road Safety. 
Computer, Highway. 
Swimmers 
Swimmers, Road. 
Hostess, Swimmers, Road. 
Road 
Road 
Bonnie Peachey, Siobhan O'Haire, 
Rebecca Sheldon, Danielle Stroud, 
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preceding month. 
NOT PUBLISHED IN JANUARY AND AUGUST 
Editors : 
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Easter Folly, 
7, Dorney Reach Road, Dorney Reach. 
Tel: (0628) 24121 
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It is requested that Treasurers of Local Organisations pay their subscriptions 
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Distributors who collect subscriptions from those taking the magazine 
should hand them to Mrs. Cody. 
The Editors are not responsible for the opinions of correspondents 
expressed in letters or articles published in this magazine. 

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"MORE FOR LESS" 
Come in or phone for a friendly chat about your new kitchen and find out what we mean. 
We are a family business offering: NO pressure selling, NO gimmicks and NO hidden extras. 
We DO offer good old fashioned personal attention, full fitting service including plumbing and electrical 
it required. 
We don't think any other kitchen specialist can beat us for price and delivery (distance no object). 
Just try us and be pleasantly surprised. 
BURNHAM (0628) 603461 
9 Eastfield Road, Burnham, Bucks SL 1 7PF and 60 Bond Street, Englefield Green, SurreyTW20 OPY. Tel: (0784) 71005 
Cafl in or phone for free survey and brochure 
, Exclusive quality cakes􀁢 sculptured to your own design "­ 
or chosen from a wide range of professional suggestions 
by- 
J7ean JB-anc./2 
• Weddings • Birthdays 
• Engagements •Anniversaries 
􀀶Christenings •Special Occasions 
Tel: Maidenhead 0628 · 28648 
The Coppice • 50 Harcourt Rd. 
Dorney Reach Maidenhead 
DAVID YOUNG 
SADDLER & HARNESS MAKER 
BiSt aTdrdilaels . Bridlework . Harness . Chaps . Repairs @ Rug Repai£r4s /w. kR u. gC/Tarrtarviedlgleer BSaegtss .. BSaododt leR eFpiatitrisn gs Security Stamping 
All our work is guaranteed, made-to-measure/order and 
handstiched (where appropriate), all at competitive prices. 
Mail order available . Easy parking 
Open 8 am to 6 pm Monday to Saturday . Sunday by appointment 
SHIRE HORSE CENTRE 
BATH ROAD, LITTLEWICK GREEN 
MAIDENHEAD, BERKS. SL6 3QA 
Telephone : (0628) 828380 

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WHITE HEATHER GARAGE 
(DORNEY) LTD. 
ESTABLISHED 1912 
TELEPHONE : (0628) 603188 
MOT TESTING while you wait 
REPAIRS and SERVICING 
ELECTRONIC ENGINE TUNING 
PETROL INJECTION SERVICE 
WE USE • • an EQUIPMENT 
Workshop under the direction of 
Thomas Williams LAE MIMI 
PETROL, OIL and SHOP SALES 
Hours of Business 8 a.m. - 6 p.m. Mon. - Sat. 
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